#lancaster4life

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Ruby walks in the dorm room limping and her team notices

Yang: Hey sis, are you okay?

Ruby: Oh I'm fine, I pulled a muscle while working out with Jaune.

Weiss: Doing what, squats?

Ruby: No, by pounding m- I mean yeah doing squats *laughs nervously*

Blake caught what she meant

Blake: Maybe you pulled a muscle helping Jaune train with his 'sword'?

Ruby suddenly materializes next to Blake and pat her back

Ruby laughs: Ha ha ha, oh Blake that was a good joke!

Ruby leans to Blake and whispers low to only the cat faunus could hear

Ruby whispers: If you tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE! I'll have Zwei chew and piss all over your precious book collection.

Blake's eyes widen in fear

Blake whispers: You wouldn't dare!

Ruby's silver eyes activated a bit with a dark aura around her

Ruby whispers: Try me bitch!

Ruby suddenly went back to where she was standing

Ruby: Anyway I'm gonna go help Jaune keep up with his studys, bye!

Ruby turns and slowly limp out of the room

Yang turns to Blake: So what did she say to you?

Blake kept her mouth shut fearing for her life.

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Ruby walks in her house and smells something delicious, she turns to see Jaune wearing nothing but an apron and a pan of fresh baked cookies in his hands

Jaune: Hey babe, welcome home!

Ruby: Jaune what's all this?

Jaune: Well since you've been working hard, I'd figured I'd give you,

Jaune unties the apron and smiles seductively

Jaune: A reward~.

Ruby smiles with a blush on her face: Oh don't mind if I do~.

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Ruby wakes up with a drool on her face, looks around and realized she's in her dorm and her team is asleep

Ruby disappointed: Aww crap baskets, why couldn't it have been real.

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Jaune was walking home after a mission

Jaune: Honey I'm ho-

Jaune stopped as he noticed the front door is missing and he sees his wife Ruby and daughter Hope roasting marshmellows over the fire of what used to be their door.

Jaune: Uh Honey, why is our front door on fire?

Ruby: Hope and I saw that video you posted.

Jaune: What video?

Ruby pulls out her scroll and played the video

???: Knock Knock

Jaune: Who's there?

The door suddenly slams open, smashing Jaune against the wall

The Door: THE DOOR!!!

Jaune:.....

Jaune: Huh.

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Ruby: 😄 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY JAUNE!

Jaune: But I'm not a Da-

Ruby shows the positive pregnancy test

Ruby: 😏 Think again.

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Jaune and Ruby were laying down, cuddling on their bed.

Jaune thought: I Love this Silver-Eyed Beauty.

Ruby thought: Welp my asshole hurts now, WORTH IT!!!

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Ruby was munching on some chocolate chip cookies when her team walked in

Weiss: Hey Ruby can I have o-

Yang cuts her off

Yang: Uh I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Weiss scoffs: What? What is she gonna do?

Weiss reaches for one when suddenly

CRUNCH

Weiss: OW!

Weiss quickly pulls her hand back and notices a big bite mark on her hand

Weiss turns to Yang

Weiss: SHE BIT ME!!!

Yang: Yeah I was trying to warn ya because she gets really pissed when someone tries to grab one and she NEVER shares, not even with me.

Blake: Seriously?

Yang turns to Blake

Yang: Don't believe me? Watch.

Yang walks towards Ruby

Yang: Hey sis can I have just one tiny piece?

Yang reaches for one with her prosthetic arm

Ruby suddenly grabs it, squeezed and twisted it with all her might.

Yang pulls her arm back and inspected the now mangled arm

Yang whistles: Thank God that was the prosthetic arm, I don't even wanna imagine that pain if I would've used my other arm.

Jaune walks in

Jaune: Hey Ruby can I have some cookies? I forgot to eat lunch and I'm a little hungry.

Ruby smiles: Sure Jaune!

Ruby gave half her cookies to Jaune and they start eating together

WBY: . . .

Yang: OH THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!

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What if Jaune had PTSD from his time at the Ever After?

It was a beautiful morning, the sun was barely rising leaving a beautiful stunning view of the hills of trees and one two-story house the middle of woods with fences around the yard and a beautiful rose garden in the front and a barn in the backyard with two horses in the field running around in a fenced area next to the house when suddenly

Jaune wakes up: I'M LATE!!!

Jaune rushes out of bed waking up his wife Ruby in the process

Ruby rubbing her eyes: Late for what?

She sees her husband rushing to get his armor on then it realization suddenly hit her.

Ruby: Jaune WAIT!

Jaune with his armor half-way on: I CAN'T RUBY, THERE'S NO TIME I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!

Ruby: Jaune look at me *grabs his face and gently make him face her* Look at me.

Ruby can see her husband's eyes dialated as if he's stuck in a memory.

Ruby: Listen to my voice and take a deep breath.

Jaune takes a deep breath.

Ruby: That's it, you're doing good, come back to me.

Jaune's eyes suddenly turned back to normal as he slowly looks around then back to his wife.

Jaune sighs: I did it again didn't I?

Ruby nods

Jaune hugs Ruby: I'm sorry-

Ruby: Don't be, I'm always here for you. Let's get back in bed you're exhausted.

Ruby slowly guides him back to their bed and gently pulls Jaune down, resting his head on her lap.

Jaune: I don't deserve you.

Ruby: Yes you do, you derserve me alot than you think.

Ruby gently rubs Jaune's hair out of face and continues to pet him, soothing his worries.

Jaune: I... love...zzz.

Jaune falls asleep

Ruby smiles and kisses his forehead: I love you too Jaune.

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The Red Riding Rose was walking in the woods with a goody basket for her older sister when suddenly she was cut off by a blonde wolf

Jaune wearing fake wolf ears: Hello little Red.

Ruby wearing her V4 Outfit: Oh why hello there Mr. Wolf.

Jaune: I'm feeling a little hungry, what's in that basket that you got there?

Ruby: Sorry Mr. Wolf, it's for my sister, but I got something else that you can devour to satisfy your hunger~.

Ruby puts down the basket and rips her chest window open a bit revealing a nice view of her cleavage.

Jaune was caught off guard: Uh...

Ruby: My what big strong arms you have

Jaune: Well... um-

Ruby: My what rock hard abs you have

Jaune: Ruby I think you're getting way off script-

Ruby notices Jaune's growing bulge

Ruby licks her lips: Oh my, what a nice big cock you have~.

Jaune: 😳

Ruby: You're gonna be the first and only person to give my middle name a meaning~.

Ruby runs towards Jaune

Jaune: AYO CHI-

Jaune was tackled by a horny Rose

MEANWHILE

Oscar was holding a microphone

Oscar: Uh... should we help him?

Ozpin inside Oscar's head: Oh dear, she inherited her mother's sex drive.

Nora sitting on the Director seat: Nah leave them alone this is pure gold, Ren keep rolling!

Ren as a cameraman: I'm on it.

Ren silently prayed for his brother in all but blood.