#laomi

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The LawMassacre Kiss

120 years later, the couple in Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss” (1904) has been reincarnated as L and Naomi !! this is what *really* happened after Naomi kicked him down the stairs and said she would arrest him ,, it’s canon just trust me 🙏 cr°55p°sted to T!kT°k :)

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Naomi "Everyone is in love with me" Mcduffie.

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Wed 13 Nov

Harry Styles L🖤ve on Tour!! Nouis live en Mexico!!

Me: how nice of Harry to give us warning about the 12th I'll put it in my calendar right now maybe it's ticket day Harry: anyway here's tour dates you have five days to get your affairs in order bye. PS something is still coming on the 12th. Yes that's right! Harry dropped tour dates today (SA Asia and Australia TBA) for HSLOT2 Faster and Fruitier Love On Tour! The announcement video is a beautiful tearjerker with something playing in the background.... something that Shazam identifies as track one of Fine Line! Some shows have a 360 stage setup with multiple GA pits called, are you ready, the watermelon and cherry pits. (Cherry fits in a couple of the mystery song title spots....) Harry! Watermelons do not have pits! But yes we appreciate the fruity theme. Tickets on sale Mon. Save up quick I guess (*sobs*)

Louis played Mexico City! Rainbows of note: the screen before his set displayed the rainbow smiley only this time, no other colors, and the flag he might have been going for but wasn't thrown. Heart attacks of note: listen if the way my body legitimately nearly shut down when he bent to pick up that offscreen flag is any indication I'm just not gonna survive LTTour so fuckin rip me I guess. It was a Mexican flag this time but it might not be one of these times... Also him casually tossing out that he'll be back in Mexico in May OH REALLY fucking hell. Well that's that announced I guess. Lyric changes we need to discuss: he sang DLIBYH just as you'd expect onstage and damn it sounded beautiful 9 more days til release hell yeah but last night at sound check he sang "when you love someone and he lets you go." He really did that. He did not mumble rush or hide it he just sang it right out and it was gorgeous. Four more days til his next live show, they're coming in fast and furious now, and on the topic of fast and furious, we learned that Louis drives a getaway car in the DLIBYH video! Legitimately drives! Did he break the car stay tuned to find out.

Niall played Mexico City! He spoke Spanish! He sang like an angel! He shouted out to Louis! He played three (3) guitars! He grabbed the Mexican flag too (and even stuck it in his pants) but in proper relaxing Niall fandom fashion, it wasn't alarming at all. Listen Niall absolutely went off out there and if you think it wasn't cause Louis was backstage watching him well, I disagree! He was even given an award, and wow those strings sounded magical didn't they?

Liam posted for the anniversary of Made In The AM. As for the wilderness trek special most of the juicy parts were teased ahead of time but of note: Liam explicitly denies Laomi, the story of Simon Cowell being behind him and Cheryl getting together is once again... interesting, and watching tender lovely Liam seriously looking to this repressed mess of toxic masculinity for insight is heartbreaking, as are many of the things Liam tells us about his life. Ant Middleton being like ah the fresh air the early morning isn't this amazing while a grumpy Liam is like "hmm it's okay I guess (*please stop I'm begging you*)" is pretty amusing though.

Zayn looks to still be in Bradford with family and he looks happy and relaxed and pretty! Hurrah.

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"I saw new articles about Gigi and Zayn and they are back together, UGHHHH" if you saw it reported from Life and style magazine, then I think they already took that article down... I couldn't find it anymore at least and no other new articles as of now (everything back in 2018 only). Just like numerous articles talking about Liam and Naomi going public at her birthday party were everywhere a few days ago including some song he was supposed to sing to her-all of those are gone too.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

honestly this latest trend with tabloids shame-deleting articles re ziam and their supposed gf’s is my biggest fucking kink. i hope they give me more, mama needs her porn fix 😏

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Hi Jasmine did you read the article in the DM saying that Zayn asked to attend the Bafta after party hosted by British Vogue but once he found out Liam was going he tried to get him un-invited & when that didn’t work, he came up with a work excuse & decided to not go anymore. What do you think? www(.)dailymail(.)co(.)uk/tvshowbiz/article-6713219/amp/Zayn-Malik-missed-party-avoid-run-ex-One-Direction-bandmate-Liam-Payne(.)html?__twitter_impression=true

Hi nonnie.

I think it’s a load of bullshit, as everything from the Fail is. The author is a friend of that douchebag Wootton, and it shows they are from the same garbage dump of people. 

I think it’s a BLATANT attempt to separate Zaynie and Liam…which should make EVERYONE wonder WHY? Why Ziam, specifically? Why now, 4 years after Zaynie “quit” and 3 years post-1D’s “breakup”??

It makes Zayn look pathetic, and like he is unstable, yet again. And in time for Sunday Funday…

It makes NO sense, since Zayn has a team who would do the reaching out, not him. To reach out to Edward Enninful means the person who reached out lives under a rock, since Liam’s social media presence has largely been dedicated to Edward.

How offensive to the BAFTA Vogue event management team, to think they are sending the guest list to every attendee. That’s not how events work.

And the promo for so many official things, like Laomi, who apparently spent Valentine’s together (LOL). There’s an ode to the quitting, Zigi, Sham. Zarry hating each other. 

It’s like it was written by Jones and seems like it came from 1DHQ, with the pic captions referencing “History” (Whole lotta history: Zayn Malik was curiously absent from last Sunday’s post BAFTA Vogue party after learning that his former One Direction star Liam Payne was going).

In typical Fail fashion, it also contradicts itself, by saying Zaynie keeps it civil with all the boys but Harry, but he didn’t attend a prestigious event because he couldn’t bear to see Liam. 

However, I am LOVING all the Ziam pics! It includes some great ones:

Article below for reference and so the Fail doesn’t get clicks.

Zayn Malik was curiously absent from last Sunday’s post BAFTA Vogue party after learning that his former One Direction star Liam Payne was going.

I hear he was added to the guestlist for the soiree after asking the magazine’s editor Edward Enninful if he could attend.

Then, bizarrely, he requested to see the full set of celebrity names, found out Liam was going and then didn’t turn up.

Rumours are rife behind the scenes that Zayn didn’t want to be there if Liam was, and it has been suggested he asked Enninful to withdraw Liam’s invitation. Enninful and his co-host Naomi Campbell, who last week, I can reveal, shared a romantic Valentine’s Day with Liam in New York, did not.

Other guests at the star-studded party included actor Eddie Redmayne and singer Taylor Swift, who was there with boyfriend Joe Alwyn.

After not turning up, a source close to Zayn insisted that he realised he had ‘a project to finish’ instead.

Still, the revelation will do nothing to dispel the rumours that there is no love lost between the band, following Zayn’s departure in 2015.

He quit following months of speculation that he had fallen out with other members of the band, and afterwards admitted: ‘We went from theaters, to arenas, to stadiums. There was never any sort of bridge between. Just boom, boom, boom. I guess that kind of progression to any mind — but especially when you’re 17, 18 — it kind of affects you a little bit,” he said. ‘People take it different ways — especially when there are five different personalities. The relationships had broken apart.’

Meanwhile, sources close to Liam have also confirmed that his relationship with Naomi, 48, is ‘hotting up’ after they spent last Thursday together at her flat in the US.

The pair arranged to have a quiet day together after they both jetted to New York following the Vogue party - where they were seen leaving the party which was held at London’s Annabel’s nightclub separately, just minutes apart.

Despite rumours that they have been enjoying one another’s company, they are yet to confirm any kind of relationship on the record.

However, it is understood that they are ‘besotted with one another’ and that Liam, who previously dated Cheryl Tweedy ‘cannot believe his luck,’ according to friends.  

The boys have made no secret of their desire to reunite as One Direction - though it appears any collaboration would be without Zayn, who split with model girlfriend Gigi Hadid in November.

Liam said last October: ‘There is definitely [a chance]. I saw Louis recently for something that I cannot say, I’ve been in touch with Niall and Harry a little bit. It think it’d be nice if we could get back together but we’ll see. In time, all in good time.

He’s not the first of the band to have spoken about a potential reunion, Niall previously revealed, ‘Basically for the foreseeable we’re doing our own thing, we still keep in touch all the time, it’s very much still there.

‘There’s no doubt about it, I don’t know when, it could be a year, it could be two, but it’ll definitely happen.’

Cracks first emerged in relations between Zayn and the rest of the band in 2014, a few months before he took the decision to quit.

Since then he has been open about his friendships with the members of the band. When asked if he and Harry are in touch, Zayn replied: ‘To be honest, I never really spoke to Harry even when I was in the band. So I didn’t really expect that much of a relationship with him.’

Zayn did confirm though that he has kept in touch with the others, saying: ‘We’re in touch. Everything is on a civil level. It’s not the way it used to be, obviously, because we were spending 24 hours a day in the band and now we’re growing as individual men, but we still check in.’

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#3026: Mom's Dry Noodle Shiitake Zhajiang - Taiwan

Finished (click to enlarge). Added cucumber, Salad Cosmo mung bean sprouts, and carrot. Noodles came out perfectly - flat and broad with a really great chew to them. They were perfect for the flavor - bit of mushroom throughout and a nice savory sauce. I expected an onslaught of shiitake flavor (which I'm not usually keen on in other varieties)  and found a nice flavor that had a great balance and texture. 5.0 out of 5.0 stars.  EAN bar code 4717011150247.

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FUCK

A FRIEND ( @sheepcup ) SURPRISED ME WITH THIS

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE... I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MANY OF MY CHARACTERS IN ONE PHOTO

AND ESREY LOOKS SO GRUMPY HOLDING THE CAKE

AHHHHH I’M GOING TO DIE

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