All Things Nerdy.

ASKBOX IS FINALLY BACK OPEN - Yaz. 30's. Queer - Pan/Bi || Demisexual || Polycurious. She/Her. DC. Watyonameisgurl on AO3.  Fandoms: 1D OT5 forever, 911 FireFam, All Things Marvel, Fantasy, Sci-Fi & Supernatural. ~ my gaybies: Demi, Kehlani, Troye. my babies/wives: Ariana, Little Mix.

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[landsccape]

[delusionalemergency]

Princess Jee-Yun and Chimney. 9-1-1 | 8.12 and 9.16

[inkeee]

every time I read about how we are getting closer to an id locked internet via KOSA or some other similar nonsense, I wonder if we will look back on this period of the internet as like Times Square before Giuliani sanitized it and had all the stripclubs shutdown

[inkeee]

related: now is probably a good time to start keeping local copies of things you like.

[aromanticsky]

“marriage is a legal document that protects you, you’ve gotta decouple it in your brain from romance and amatonormativity” the fact that marriage is a legal document that protects and privileges you (that, might I add, generally isn’t valid without romance+sex) is LITERALLY amatonormativity. A legal status that privileges people in monogamous long-term romantic-sexual relationships IS AMATONORMATIVITY. That is *what it was coined to talk about.*

[aromanticsky]

who gets to see you in the hospital- what about my best friend of twelve years? We’re not married and we never will be, so she doesn’t legally count as my family. I have known her since we were six years old and if something happened to me I would want her to know and be able to be there and if something happened to her I would want to know and be able to be there, but we’re not married and never will be.

YES, marriage is a legal document that protects you- now think about where that leaves those of us with no partner, with multiple partners, with important relationships that aren’t and never will be marriage, with partners we can’t marry- what about us? THAT IS AMATONORMATIVITY.

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[delusionalemergency]

My favorite formation of the 118.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[xanaxfarts]

[catchymemes]

[gayeddies]

eddie + being really straight. 3/?

@buddienetwork event: straightmundo diaz, part 2

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[mynt-derg]

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[real-uwu-hours]

Yall when I found out rich people have special therapists to help them cope with the guilt of hoarding money I literally considered throwing away all the morals I never had to become a psych major for like an entire day like I would have emotionally damaged them so badly

[feastofsnakes]

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From an article about these "therapists"

[afairfight]

Zayn cheesin’ behind the scenes of Let Me