#larp problems

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

Sometimes I look at my larp prep and wonder if I am, too ambitious. Especially knowing my tendency to procrastinate. But I have never (that I can recall) not gotten everything done. So clearly I am not.

Hubris will be my downfall, I just don't know when.

[daintydoily]

Can everyone in this game stop trying to sleep with my Ventrue omg

[larpproblemsblog]

Larp Problem #1

Your weapon breaks.

In the middle of battle.

With that ONE boss you were waiting AGES for-

And it’s the only time he’ll appear-

[flyteestudio]

15/05/2018

No hobbies perfect. 

[ilsa-makes-things]

Things that MELT When You Put Dap Contact Cement on Them: A Memoir

Styrofoam boogie boards

Freshly applied blacktop

SOME brands of dish detergent bottles, but not Palmolive??

That weird gray packing foam your dad helpfully brought home from the factory for you to experiment on

Probably your telomeres, idk man Red Solo cups

[kaleymonster]

Who needs an alarm when you can be awakened by like 8 Zed trying to breakdown the door?

Who needs morning cuddles with your love when you can be put into bleedout first thing?

Who needs kisses when you can have an injectable to the heart to get five body back?

[fabricatedgeek]

I’m a little impressed and a little disappointed in myself that I’m actually considering buying a plane ticket to go hang out with LARPers for a BBQ.

I may have been more desperate for a game to PC than I realized.

[redgravewarden]

The sheer amount of fur and animal products in Beatrix' wardrobe is surely disgusting to vegans but

Her boots are leather. Her bracers. She wears a coyote pelt across her shoulders. One of her tunics is a wool-cotton blend. Her gloves are suede. She has three belts. Her sword harness, which I made, is cowhide strapping. All of her pouches and bags. The wrapping I've done on her silver sword. Her bota bag. (Which is sheepskin with a plastic liner because fur water does NOT taste good).

It's realistic. And, at the risk of being harassed by animal activitists, it's sustainable. Leather lasts for years if taken care of- I oil mine every single time I put it back in the storage bin. She's a monster slayer from a time that looks like Medieval Europe. Of course she'll be covered in leather and fur.

Sorry, just an acquaintance made a post about fur and it making them actually sick to see people wear it. And just-

???

(I didn't put her mink collar on here because mink farming is very dubious and questionable. Her collar and shrug are antiques, but in general it's not a practice I endorse.)