"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny
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"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny
can you even fucking imagine being ANY WITCHER WHO ISN’T GERALT and hearing toss a coin for the first time?? like geralt probably heard jaskier while he was creating it (the boy is NOT a quiet thinker), so he knows it’s coming. but ANYONE else???
it’s the exact type of chorus that drunk people would sing LOUDLY and GLEEFULLY in the sheer joy of “I’M FEELING GOOD AND OTHER PEOPLE ARE SINGING THE SAME THING AS ME! :D”
so now you’re a witcher. again, ANY witcher who isn’t geralt. you’ve come back from a contract. you’re dirty, you’re tired, you’re probably some variety of injured, you want to collect your pay, maybe get a drink, then call it a day. you’re expecting discomfort at best and open hostility at worst when you walk in the pub.
then the first person spots you and you see recognition light up. they recognize you as a witcher. you’re bracing yourself for the hatred. for the vitriol. for being run out.
and then.
“TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER, OH VALLEY OF PLEEEEENTYYYYYYY”
what?? in?? the fuck???
and thEN OTHER PEOPLE FUCKING JOIN IN???
“TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER, A FRIEND OF HUMANITYYYY”
AND THEY JUST KEEP GOING ON THIS SONG?? PRAISING WITCHERS??? A WHOLE FUCKING DRUNK CHOIR??? WHAT! IN! THE! FUCK!
moment of silence for the witchers who legit thought “well i guess this is it. i’ve finally gotten a head injury that’s gonna be fatal if i can imagine this.”
AU in which Nie Huaisang stays in the tavern with Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian just a little longer, enough for the demonic left arm to break free and start wrecking the room.... until it freezes as it goes to attack NHS. instead of clawing at his face it gently lays a hand on his head and the identity of the dismembered corpse is found out immediately.
now LWJ and WWX insist on taking NHS along for their investigation since the fierce corpse won't attack his own brother and it's not like NHS does a lot of sect leading anyway.
cue NHS trying desperately to keep up his cover 24/7 while growing more and more emotional as NMJ gets pieced back together.
the other problem is that now NHS is on JGY's radar since he's going around with the two biggest troublemakers in the cultivation world and this is really not how he had planned things to go, oh god, he's so gonna get killed
the “roleswap au” prompt for dmfx week this year made me unhinged
Dawned on me that if Young Justice 98 was a TV show they would have had a musical episode in every season.
i am so.... on the fence in regards to musical episodes. which is. odd bc i love musicals lmao
maybe its the concept of a musical "episode" singular implying the rarity of the occasion, so its just jarring to see characters who have not operated in a musical format this whole time suddenly start playing by different rules (and then abruptly stop as soon as the episode ends) which is probably why i fucking love Galavant - the show fully commits to the medium of musicals from beginning to end and it is Fantastic - whereas almost every other show with a musical episode i find mostly cringey
EXCEPT, CRUCIALLY, most of the musical episodes on Community. it doesnt feel out of place because the format of the show is built around genres and throwing characters into different tropes etc, so like. when they do a glee episode its hilarious and the musicality aspect of it doesnt feel out of place bc theyre riffing on musical tropes
so bringing it all back around to yj, a comic that ALSO has very self aware humour and intentionally leans into the absurdity and tropes of the genre, hell they had a whole dimension hopping issue where the characters found themselves in westerns, detective thrillers, mecha anime, etc like...... a yj tv show done so so right would be to the superhero genre what community was for sitcom/tv tropes. a hilarious tongue-in-cheek simultaneous mocking and deep appreciation for all the corny tropes and all the silly costumes and all the shlocky melodrama. and like???? so long as they could both fit it into the story in a neat way and have it be funny as hell, ABSOLUTELY yj would have a seasonal musical episode no questions asked
tom hiddleston as jonathan pine in the night manager
primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding lead actor in a limited series or movie
here are some more bc this episode was gold and it's a shame to let these go to waste
Don't forget to stan Okoye for clear skin 😌
#pleasesteponmemaam
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since its socially acceptable to hate beanbag urethra now im just gonna say it. the man doesnt have like any emotional range none he is all flash and no substance and it really really really shows on instances where he Needs to actually express an emotion outside of “im at this wild party wooooooooo!!!!” like watching any early panic performance of camisado is frankly kinda uncomfortable cause hes not even bothering to infuse the very personal lyrics with any kind of additional undercurrent to offset the upbeat sound of the song.
stands out most on what a catch though. everyone else featured on that song is singing their parts very soulfully and in a very heartfelt manner because it’s fucking what a catch donnie like that’s just a no brainer. and then this chucklefuck bulldozes in singing like he’s at center stage. it’s always very jarring and i hate it.
his one party trick in live settings is to just sing higher and he has decent technique but that doesnt mean shit if you dont have the emotional core to sustain it and in fact can drag down your performance even if it is good from a technical standpoint