#legislacerator

[pixieivie]

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[yanyan-stuck]

something with the condesce and a tealblood reader whos a legislacerator? tyy i love your work :)

Yandere Condesce with a Legislacerator S/O

-She would still kidnap you. If you weren't a fan of your job, then that's good for you. If you were a fan of your job as a legislacerator, it does put you in a difficult position.

-If you were to attempt to fight with her on the fact that you need to keep working for some reason or another, she's simply command you to stop.

-If you don't listen, she would be a little pissed that you aren't willing to submit and obey her every command. She'd keep you locked up alone until you begged for her to come back, even if you could never look at an Alternian law again.

-If you were to drop it immediately though, she might go through a little bit of effort to get you some kind of simple task that's similar enough.

-She would not be above forming an on-ship mock courtblock. She would simply order you to work there, instead of your old courtblock in front of his honorable tyranny.

-Of course, all of the people here would already be known as guilty, but she would let you have your fun in trying to prove that they could not be innocent. However, she wouldn't let you be strictly professional, most of your trials will have to take place while she's cuddling you or holding you on her lap.

[tapacamino]

to be fair to the “howard deserved it” crowd, i would say the overwhelming majority of those sentiments are tongue in cheek/deliberately unserious/meant to be funny rather than 100% sincere. i’m not sure i’ve ever seen someone dead seriously allege that everything that happened to howard was deserved… although god knows those people must be out there. but IMO what jimmy and kim did was completely unhinged by all standards, and i would wager most of the people who say that are just kidding.

(on an unrelated note i love your blog title, it cracks me up every time i see it)

Oh I can tell the difference between light-hearted comments/jokes and people who are dead serious. Saw someone attack someone else for liking Howard as a character and saying he deserved no sympathy for what Jimmy and Kim did to him.

I don't think Howard is above criticism. He does have shitty traits, but I feel like people are just projecting real world anger onto a fictional character.

For example, I've also seen people argue that Howard is worse than the Cartel because he's a millionaire. As if the Salamancas also aren't millionaires lol.

Those type of fans are definitely out there.

(on an unrelated note i love your blog title, it cracks me up every time i see it)

haha thanks, I am also a Sopranos fan so I had to get some Christopher representation in my title, even if I don't post about the Sopranos as much as the Gilliverse.

[purppura-muratti]

My project for the last like week or so had been these fancestors for my trolls, I’m super proud of this one and how everyone turned out!!

I’ve only ever fully designed two of them and 10 days ago i got a sudden inspiration to just sketch all of them in a frenzy and now we’re here with 7 full ancestor illustrations! As always click for better quality and for the names in the alt text~

Info and few detail shots under cut :D

The Undertaker, Ivisuf’s ancestor; A local grave digger who’s graveyard is filling with the bodies of mistreated trolls in the hands of the Empress.

The Chambermaid, Roslag’s ancestor; The Empress’ personal maid, her horns have been cut because the Empress doesn’t allow her servants to have taller horns than her.

The Soothsayer, Optima’s ancestor; A well know and talented oracle, her visions are always right. Does work for the empire when asked, mostly keeps to her own devices. Due to her reputation of being right the time she has a doomed vision does not end well for her....

The Announcer, Coiden’s ancestor; An anti-imperialist reporter who has made it his mission to spread the word of the Empress’ wrong doings, especially about how she treats her staff.

The Draftsman, Rifurm’s ancestor; A talented designer and tailor, held captive in the palace to act as the Empress’ personal designer and stylist. Very much does not like his job, but can’t even plot an escape because he’d be killed. He can’t have that happen, his matesprit would be all alone if he died..

The Gumshoe, Zelast’s ancestor; A private legislacerator and investigator. Even though he recieves empire funding sometimes he’s still conducting his own investigation against the empire on behast of rumours of the Empress’ wrong doings.

The Lyncher, Plixil’s ancestor; A high ranking laughssassin on the empire’s payroll. Complains that the Empress has her do too much work which distract her form her duties as a clown church kids recruiter.

Details i really like <3

[mythicalcosmos]

Missing scene where Terezi puts Ultimate Dirk on trial for the murder of John Egbert

[perpetuallymoody]

they scary now

part one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen | fourteen | fifteen | sixteen | seventeen | eighteen | nineteen | twenty | twenty-one | twenty-two

[thetealoffice]

Some teals as Legislacerators!

My moirail helped me design a couple of these.

[somethingexcessivelyphallic]

Anybody else craving a Homestuck colouring book?