#lemon scented

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's fly killer (lemon scented), 1973. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[raspberrie-bubbles]

A gummy bear inspired bath inspo, mostly by haribo gummy bears, especially that pineapple one y'know? I think this would all smell so good together 🧸✨

[ethicallysourcedsustainablepolls]

Pick one

Woody smells (cedar, campfire, sage, pine, oak, etc)

Fruity smells (lemon, strawberry, cherry, peach, etc)

Voting ended onMay 14, 2024

[quitealotofsodapop]

Hilarious zoology fact I wanna shove in from the "Deep Sea" & "Monkey King Hero is Back" teaser;

Dasheng: "[My butt] Is it really that red!?"

Fun fact, macaques (like what the Monkey King is said to most resemble in Jttw) get big red butts when they're in heat. My man just got served a helping of himself looking like; 😘

Also poor Dasheng has to deal with the knowledge that someone, somewhere; knows whats his ass looks like. And told everyone.

Probably his Macaque.

[narrators-journal]

I don't know if you're busy or not, but could you do a Mitsuru Kirijo from Persona 3 x Male Reader where the reader has known Mitsuru for most of his time in school, and Mitsuru allows him to join the student council... provided he and her do "the deed" because she knows how much he likes her?

This took a hot while to write because I fought to try and keep it close to the actual prompt and, y’know, mental health. However, nothing really felt RIGHT. I didn’t like all of my ideas for the set up to the smut. So, I went more TEASING rather than full on smut. I opted to just go for moreso variety over sticking to the request again. So, this is less smut, and more suggestion. Sorry if it sucks, or isn’t satisfying, but I tried, and I hope it’s fun at a minimum.

CW: masochism, perverted mc, sort of? Stripping? Nothing too explicit here, but still. Some warnings.

Your crush was...obvious.

Even to the lower classmen, your inability to keep your eyes off of Mitsuru Kirijo’s breasts whenever you so much as passed her in the hallways was as clear as crystal. So, you were pretty sure even the well off redhead was aware of your feelings for her.

So, you were a little surprised when she invited you to the student council room one friday. However, at the same time, it sent a thrill through you. I bet she’s alone in there.You thought as you made your way through the swiftly emptied hallways of the pristinely clean school. Alone, with sunset so close, so we’ll be here probably for a while. Maybe even well into the night! She could get a nap in with me there.

Sadly, the possible fantasy-come-true thought was pushed aside when you came up to the doors of the student council room. Which, was slightly opened, allowing you to peek inside to see Mitsuru with paperwork before her. So, you knocked, and was swiftly waved in.

Once inside, you were quick to notice that Mitsuru’s snowy button-up shirt was unbuttoned three to expose her plump, soft-looking breasts to the dimmed light of the day. Soft, heavy breasts that you couldn’t help but imagine sandwiching- “-I was wanting to offer you a position on the student council.”

Mitsuru’s words suddenly trickled in through the haze of lust you were suddenly awash with, which had your eyes snapped back to her face in a flash, “Join the student council? No offense, but why? I thought the council was for more ambitious and better graded students?” You asked, quick to sit at the boardroom table regardless while Mitsuru sighed, “Yes, I usually prefer to offer roles to trustworthy, hardworking students. However, with the apathy syndrome spreading around the school, our numbers are a bit low. And the options are a bit slim. So, I decided to offer this job to you.” She explained, “After all, while you are...more enthusiastic for women than classes, you seem to have the free time this club sometimes required. Meaning, you would be a pretty good work mule to help take the pressure off of the rest of us.” Ouch, but true. “Wait, so I’m just going to be a work mule?” You asked, the feigned offense not seeming to be believed, as Mitsuru only gave him a deadpan look. “Yes. But you will be here with me, so…” She didn’t say it, but they both understood how much of a bag of sugar that was to the pot. “Alright, you’ve got me. I’ll help.” You assured, your hands up in mock surrender. So, Mitsuru stood up from her paperwork file. A movement that allowed you to swiftly notice that the zipper of her skirt was lowered. Which, meant the fabric of her clothes were allowed to slip down when she began to pace.

Surely, she knows, right? I’m sure she can feel her skirt falling. You thought as you watched her hips sway as she walked, her words in one ear, out the other. Is this some sort of flirtation tactic? A test maybe? To see how I’ll pay attention? Or is she so desperate that she’s willing to use her body to convince me?

Regardless, oh god, Mitsuru’s shirt paired with how her unzipped skirt slid ever so slowly off of her hips, it taunted you. Teased you. Her fair skin slowly revealed as she paced around the student council room and listed all of the expectations she had for you when you joined the group.

However, the sharp crack of a ruler on the solid wood of the boardroom table snapped you back to reality. “Are you listening to me?” The stern redhead asked, the plastic ruler gripped in her hand like a riding crop, her firetruck-colored hair dancing with oranges and yellows from the colorful beams of sunset from the windows. Like the fires of lust that always seemed to come alive beneath your skin. “Huh?! Oh, yeah, I’m listening, I swear.” You assured, though you felt your cheeks warm as the intimidating woman examined your very soul. Before, slowly, she put the ruler on the table and leaned forward.

And, in that moment, you got the strong sense that the simple movement was some sort of test. After all, Mitsuru’s cleavage was on full display, with her white button up shirt hung open just enough to let you peek down and catch a glimpse of her- Oh god, Mitsuru’s bra was a sheer crimson mesh, with what seemed to be some sort of floral pattern. This definitely was a test of some sort, so any peek down at those full, heavy breasts would get you slapped with that ruler for sure. Not that I would particularly mind… “If you’ve been paying attention, which role did I just explain?” Mitsuru asked lowly, a quiet, cold threat wrapped in silk. “Um...fundraising, right?”

Just as you’d predicted, that blue plastic was used to slap you across your face. The pain seared into your cheek and pulsed over your skin, but you swallowed down the moan that it nearly brought. “False. I was discussing the paperwork we have to deal with for festivals. Not fundraisers.” She scolded, her frosty demeanor a contrast against the warmth in your belly. Almost enough to cause a shudder before you could regain your breath enough to mutter, “Yes ma’am…” “Good boy.” She hummed, almost a purr to apologize for the sting of the ruler. “Now, onto the funding methods.”

Just like that, the red-haired woman was back to her lesson. A lesson you were intended to absorb while her skirt finally fell so low, that the top half of her equally sheer red panties. Oh she definitely knows about that. You thought, your eyes instantly locked onto the scandalous clothes as they were revealed. Until, another sharp smack of the ruler brought your eyes back up to Mitsuru’s. “Pay attention, or you won’t get into the student council.” She snapped, and you could do little else but silently nod with a muttered ‘sorry’. God I am gonna be so fucked in this group.

[kurogabae]

Castlevania ficrecs? Castlevania ficrecs.

The list is short as I've only been reading for two days in between doing a bunch of other stuff, but damn I've found some Nice fics after just dipping my toes. So here, a short list for now.

And like the slut I am, these are all porn. You've been warned.

Don't Forget Who's Fucking You by katie_delaney

I'm running out of Castlevania Title ideas. Trevor and Alucard are sharing a bed at an Inn while Sypha is off on a trip. Sex, etc. Canon typical violence. Unbeta-ed. Brief reference to Alucard having one previous relationship/Trevor is a confident slut. Un-betaed.

[I'm a simple woman. I like my men slutty and bitchy and emotional damaged.]

oh, paradise by ferrismetals

“Is that a challenge, Alucard?” “I don’t know, Belmont. Would you like it to be?” ~ Trevor and Alucard share a room at an inn while on their way to defeat Dracula. Sexy shenanigans ensue.

[What it says on the tin. Good fun. I love it when they argue and then immediately suck dick about it.]

Thunderstorm by shadowisles

A storm is coming, which brings Sypha, Trevor and Alucard's travel to a stop at the closest inn. This show rotted my brain to the deepest levels so just take a look at the tags and you'll know what you're getting into.

[*while banging fists on table* OT3 OT3 OT3!! I want nice things for Alucard, like cuddles and therapy and orgasms.]

under the october moon by tragicperformer

A collection of my Castlevania Kinktober works for 2023. Tags will be updated with each chapter and the summary will be updated to further reflect the contents of each chapter as well.

[Kinktober fic pile. I've only read 2 so far but it's good stuff so I'm tossing the whole thing on here.]

Touch by mewCoyote

It's a season 3 fix-it fic. What else is there to say? or "He wants to curl on his side and hold one of them close, his breath on their neck, his hands on their body, faced away so they can’t see him cry."

[Best one of the list imo. Like I said - I like it when they're broken. Also OT3.]

[charlatron]

Six Sentence Sunday

Thank you for the tag @retrowondergirl <3

This is from a gift for @ashalle-art that I swear I will finish one day!

“Your skin is like silk,” he marvelled as he ran the knuckle of his index finger down the length of her spine, his appreciative sighs raising goosebumps on the back of her neck.

Careful of the discarded dress around her feet, Aisling slowly turned to face him. Cullen's eyelids were heavy with lust as he looked her up and down, and despite being completely comfortable with him she still couldn't help the blush that arose on her chest and cheeks.

Cullen traced said blush, two fingers sweeping the length of her collarbone before descending into the valley of her breasts.

"Is that the coin I gave you?" 

The question took her by surprise, his lucky coin and the chain which now held it as much a part of her as the heart in her chest.

Tagging @kemvee @kittimau @jacklyn-flynn @hobo-apostate @kittynomsdeplume @wardenari @fiannans @noire-pandora @starsandskies @snippetsrus @gaymingbinosaur and anyone else who fancies it.

[vivalravn]

I made a new painting of Ephrius :') Warning, it's a very mature piece!

He's a cleric now!