Les Truffes - Reserve de Chaumet (Red) (France) 750ml $13.29 12.5%
Appearance:
Shimmery with a film-y quality
Decent, deep ruby
Aroma:
Pungent and grimy
Thin, with a hint of artificial black cherry
Like getting punched in the face repeatedly by a very small boxer
Taste:
Plastic-y, kinda what you'd assume Gumby would taste like
Some sharpness and boozy
Un peu plat with a tartness
Final Thoughts:
“Tastes more of the assembly line than the vineyard”
“It's like when you have heartburn and you burp up shit”
“It's the plastic-y element that really makes it unpleasant”









