#lev headcannons

[ochacoca]

If you're still opened to requests... maybe some lev friends to lover hcs would be nice ehheheheh

SO, KISS ME

now playing ♫ kiss me by sixpence none the richer

lev x nekoma manager! reader

headcannons of you and nekoma's no.11 falling in love with each other <3

word count: 407 words

a/n: my man my man my man where's my man :33333 my first lev fic/headcannon idk how i've never written anything on the loml

JUST FRIENDS

i am one hundred percent sure that lev would immediately start crushing on you the minute you two became friends.

he would be so attached to you (mentally and physically) and would always follow you around like a lost puppy

during practice or matches, if there was a break he would always come up to you and talk to you so excitedly about anything and everything. like “did you see what i did in the second half?! cool right?!” or “before this match, i saved a kitten from a tree!”

he really wasn't sure if your feelings were reciprocated, platonically or romantically, but he didn't really care. he just loved spending time with you.

CRUSHING

i strongly and wholeheartedly believe that lev is so unconsciously affectionate with you and that's what made you start crushing on him.

like there could've been a time let's say nekoma won a match and he automatically runs to you and lifts you up in the air for a hug and youre like “oh yeah, i want this man.”

like i said before for lev, he DEFINITELY knows of his feelings since the beginning of your friendship and he's so obvious about it and not ashamed whatsoever.

he would always be like “you're so pretty!” or just say “i love you!” STRAIGHT UP but says it so casually you'd think he would mean it in a platonic way.

he never thought about confessing his feelings to you because he thought you already knew

so when kuroo, yaku, and kenma told him he had to ASK you to be his partner before deciding for himself, he immediately ran to wherever you were and blurted out the messiest and chaotic confession you've ever

DATING

once you two finally start dating, prepare to be sick of that man because he is NOT leaving you alone anymore.

he was already attached to your hip when you two were just friends. but now? you can't go 5 minutes without him trapping you in a hug or peppering kisses all over your face.

and trust that he will be bragging about you to anybody and everybody that he sees. a random old man on the street, minding his business? lev will definitely be pulling his phone out to show him his wallpaper and telling him, “that's my partner. aren't they pretty?”

and his family LOVES you. he's constantly talking about you around the house and hyping you up.

tells everyone he's finally with his forever best friend :3

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Hq boys with a sleep talker s/o

𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

a/n: I always sleep talk in my dream so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this is my first time writing (no hate pls)

Warnings: cussing

Characters: Tendou, Suna, Lev, Oikawa, Kuroo

Tendou:

Probably sleep talks too.

Who knows you two might end up even talking to each other in your dreams

He also sometimes screams

Long story short, he screamed and woke you up from your sweet dreams. You hit him, he woke up, you told him what happened, and threatened him that if he did that again you’d punch him and went to sleep again.

And he did screamed again

Let’s say the next day he found himself waking up on the floor with a black eye

Suna:

This little shit recorded it

When he found out that u sleep talk in your dreams he was curious

So when you started sleep talking one night. He secretly records it.

He asked you questions and you told him the truth

The next morning, he had teased you all day

That resulted in you pouting and him not being able to resist apologised to you

You guys spent the whole evening cuddling 🥺

Lev:

My man ✨wrestled✨in his dreams

When you guys were having your first sleepover at his house you were pumped keyword: were

The next morning you found yourself on the floor confused

Turns out that your boyfriend leg haiba kicked you off the bed

Alisa reported that she heard screaming and thumping last night

Bby apologised a lot after that forgive him please

Oikawa:

You guys we’re gossiping, chatting, trying out new hairstyles and taking skincare routines before bed

When he heard you sleep talking he immediately slapped you almost too hard

You immediately shook your eyes open and glared at him

“WHAT THE HELL TOORU!!!”

“I’m sorry y/n-chan it was an accident I swear!”

RIP Oikawa 🤭💀

Kuroo:

My man was fascinated by the fact that you could even talk in your sleep

He tries to ask you questions an you always answer him truthfully

Also teases you a lot that you’re sick of it

So you decided to prank him by tricking him into thinking you’re asleep but you’re actually not

“Y/n do you love me or food more?”

“.....food.”

“WHY-” help him he’s sobbing

Ty for reading <3

[1purpleboi1]

Random Haikyuu Headcannons

Hiya luvsss! My second semester is just starting, the four wednesdays of 2021 have happened, and I learned the art of pretzel making! Enjoy these random headcannons!

Atsumu would help you dye your hair anytime you asked. If you wanted to dye it purple, istg he would buy every purple the drugstore has to make sure you have the right shade. You would make a mess out of the bathroom and half the time the color would be off. If the color was off you would spend weeks trying different hacks to get the color out.

Oikawa and you would have a friendship bracket night once a month. You would have a whole box of threads with a bunch of different colors. You might even have a whole pattern board on Pinterest. A lot of your bracelet ended up as failures, or as Oikawa calls them, rough drafts. Then you would trade bracelets until oikawas water bottle was covered in more bracelets than actually bottle

Lev and you would climb trees every new place you would go. Everytime you go somewhere new you would take a picture of the two of you in a tree. The rest of Nekoma’s team would make fun of lev for it but by then end of the year they were all jealous of the awesome montage you had of all your tree pics

Tendou and bokuto are weebs. Though tendou is cannonly a weeb, I also Headcannon bokuto would be too. In both relationships you would have weekly anime nights where you’d catch up on the others new shows and manga chapters. You’d go to comiccons and merch stores and be just rly cute.

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(Were the all caps too much lol)

[weeb-writings]

alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases

a certain groupchat im in with so many beautiful people has brought this idea to my attention. most definitely something i canon abt the two siblings now, i totally see it. 

special thanks to: @sarido275​ for this idea!! i love this so much and i hope this meets your expectations- 

warnings: swearing, a fight btwn siblings, also this is relatively long for a hc so brace yourself

genre: crack, fluff, angst? if you squint-

synopsis: lev’s (gorgeoues, beautiful, pretty, amazing, cute) sister, alisa, teaches lev russian phrases... except its all backwards...  

i used a couple websites: a b 

a/n: im writing a longer oneshot (haechan x reader) so this is something ive been working on, on the side. i hope you like whatever the frick frack this is-  

if you have any requests, shoot them in my dms or ask box! if you have any constructive criticism, let me know what i can fix and how! thank you uwu

*breathes* okay, this is straight up crack, like 

i literally see this happening btwn the two siblings, where lev’s sister alisa ends up teaching lev russian phrases with the incorrect translations 

she’s such a sweetie pie i dont see her intentionally teaching lev the incorrect translations for stuff- so yes,

with the power of google and tumblr i present to you: lev walking around like an idiot :) (i love him v much tho and hes baby all the way) 

okay lets start with the “basics” 

first off is хуй (pronounced: hooy), and it means dick 

omg i what am i writing 

okay so like, yaku probably does something nice for alisa (meaning he puts lev in check bc lev is stoopid)

and alisa decides to thank him like “you have such a big hooy yaku~~” 

and everyone on nekomas vbc team looks at the two siblings like ????? what did she just say 

and lev looks at her and she goes “hooy means heart!!” 

omfg not only lev, but all of nekoma is using this word now and its so bad bc they all say it so confidently whose gonna tell them- 

and like, whenever someone does anything remotely nice lev will tell them that they “have such a big hooy” and that they are so kind and that he appreciates them 

which ultimately, this term rubs off on karasuno and fukorodani (specifically hinata and bokuto) 

quite literally a term that spreads like wildfire and they all use it so mindlessly eye- 

okay, next term: Трахни тебя (pronounced: poshyol ty), and it means: fuck you (omg i hate writing swears bc lev is involved and he is BABY I CANNOT-) 

okay but alisa and lev are most likely parting ways early in the morning, and he is going to a summer week camp for vb practice (w the boys ayyy) omg i hate myself so much 

but like, she probably wants to say something along the lines of “i love you” but she ends up saying fuck you (dw, i checked and its the aggresive kind, no not the kinky aggresive just straight up like a screw you) pls i hate that im making this more awkward by the second 

okay but like, hes probably leaving in the morning and shes like “poshyol ty” and he kind turns back, confused look on his face 

and hes like “whats that mean????” and shes like, with a bright smile, “it means I LOVE YOU” and he repeats it a few times

and this poor bby uses this ALL the mcfreaking time now

yaku is abt to kick him? “pls stop poshyol ty” 

kuroo wants to give him shit for sucking at blocking? “im sorry but dont forget poshyol ty” 

omg KENMA WHEN HES MAD “kenma im so sorry youre the best pls poshyol ty” 

so it probably circulates around the team, and by now all of the nekoma vbc are using this on one another ALL the time

again, its something picked up by other teams 

i.e: bokuto to akaashi, hinata to kags, and it even reaches oikawa, who uses it on iwa, satori to ushijima (bye these r ships) 

but finally, poor alisa thought that by saying Отыебис от меныа (pronounced: otyebis ot menya) she was saying “your presence is nice” but in reality she was saying “get the fuck away from me” 

omg pls this is so terrible someone tell her-

but like anyways, when she says it so him, its when hes upset bc the whole team is upset at him bc he almost made the team lose

aka putting them at risk for his shitty blocking skills

and hes like “no one likes me, no one wants to be around me” 

and alisa is like: “hey, otyebis ot menya, and if its from me, they even appreciate you too :)”

and he asks her to explain the meaning to him and shes like “it means i appreciate your presence” 

and so he cheers up, and goes to practice the next day

and he apologises to everyone and then goes, “as much as i suck otyebis ot menya” 

like ????? and everyone appreciates it!! like >.< omg i hate this 

but in general, another phrase that spreads like wildfire!! 

at this point, everyone thinks hes a sweetheart (and dumbass) whos using loving terms with his team and friends!!

now, onto the “swear words” 

which, in reality, are words/phrases with positive meanings :( 

ah i really hope someone tells everyone wassup w these terms

but, lets start w this beautiful term: Я верю в тебя (pronounced: ya veryu v tebya)

this means: i believe in you (and reader, i believe in you, you can do anything you put your mind as long as it doesnt harm you or anyone)

but anyways, this is probably a term that slips out during a fight btwn the two siblings

is it weird that i cant imagine them fighting often, or at all- 

okay anyways, back to the hc

theyre probably fighting about how lev left his dirty laundry in the br after the shower, or how he left his dishes on the dining table and how he isnt necessarily cleaning up after himself

and shes tired of it, so she starts yelling at him

and shes like “oh my god! youre so useless! veryu v tebya” 

and he kinda stops saying anything back and stares at her c o n f u s e d

and shes like ?? whatre you looking so lost for

and hes like, what does that mean

and shes like, it means that you arent capable of anything. 

so this poor boy thinks that the term “i believe in you” now means “you arent capable of anything” 

when kenma, kuroo, and yaku treat him a little meaner on a bad day, he’ll be sure to mumble it under his breathe

when he blocks hinata’s spike, hes sure to yell it out proudly, and everyone kinda is like ???? 

and so he explains what it means, and 

hinata isnt phased by the fact that lev just called him incapable bc poor bby got to learn another russian phrase 

and then kenma puts two and two together and realizes what levs been calling him

*insert a mad kenma* 

*insert a mad kuroo*

*insert a mad yaku* 

okay but srsly the whole nekoma vbc starts using this term to clown lev when he messes up!!

in reality, everyones the clown bc theyre using the wrong term altogether

another term lev would learn from alisa, would be Мой милый ангел (pronounced: moy miliy angel) 

and what alisa thinks it means is : you are not an angel/youre a fallen angel/youre the devil 

bc like some languages dont have a term for something, so they use another term and then the word not in front of it, so alisa assumes thats what it is 

so she just assumes this word is something to call someone a devil or basically imply theyre a bad person 

this term slips out from alisa, when someone says a comment about lev during a game, 

ooooo lets say the nekoma vs. nohebi game to make it to nationals 

and someone says something along the lines of lev being a terrible blocker

from across the court

and out of nowhere 

alisa is like “hes better than you! moy miliy angel” 

poor bby thought she was defending her brother

okay she was but still- 

you know what i mean 

but anyways, everyone looks at her 

and she just shrugs it off bc she doesnt owe anyone an explanation

but after the game, yaku’s younger sister brings it up in front of them

and she explains to everyone that it means a devil 

and theyre all like ?? 

alisa saying something mean- this is new

but in her defense it was bc she was standing up for her brother

as she should- 

but on a real note, lev adopts this term to roast people during plays and makes them confused hehehe their faces r funny bc they get so lost and bam nekoma scores

a term that kageyama adopts

he expands his vocab when hes mad at hinata from boke, to boke and moy miliy angel 

tanaka probably uses this term on people who piss him off

imagine him saying it w his buddha face LMAO

but lastly, a term that lev would learn from alisa is Радость моя

this term is pronounced as radost moya

it means “my joy” 

so, when alisa is stressing over something (maybe hw, maybe over the fact that lev keeps making a fool of himself in front of yakus sister) 

she’s like muttering under her breath, 

“this is gonna be the death of me, ugh why is this radost moya“ 

like LMAO she thinks this term means terrible, or my bad luck

no sweetie its the opposite

its just so funny, lev hears her and she explains the term

so he begins to use it all the time

and i mean ALL THE TIME

when he cant block? radost moya. when someone reminds him that he isnt the ace? radost moya. 

so, when bokuto is in emo mode, lev is like radost moya, its just bl (ha if your mind went to boy-) bad luck

and bokuto is immediately out of his emo mode bc he is LEARNING a new term from his fave russian teacher uwu

but again, a term that spreads like wild fire

this is what kags calls hinata, iwa to oikawa, and semi to shirabu

overall, alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases, is lev teaching the whole of anyone who plays volleyball ever incorrect russian phrases

these humans look like straight up clowns 

i CaNnOt emphasize how dumb they look- 

basically just becomes a crack fest

bonus (kinda-): 

lev, kenma, kuroo, tsuki, kags, akaashi, bokuto, yams, and yaku all went to the fish market one day

they all witness kuroo, bokuto, lev and hinata do something stupid with their shared one brain cell

so, naturally, the others flame them in russian

and someone nearby is like 

“aww its so sweet you believe them,, your friendship is so cute“

queue the whole crew (ugh i hate that term but its better than squad) turning to look towards lev 

and BAM they all start asking this random person for translations on stuff

they all look so shocked and mad and sad

*insert a mad kenma*

*insert tsuki mocking everyone*

just funNy stuff hahahaha

okay imma head out bc wtf did i just write-

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Haikyuu boys going out on a date with their s/o during a rainy day

𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

characters: hinata, lev, bokuto, akaashi

warnings: cussing

A/n: had a struck of inspiration while standing at the bus stop after school when it’s raining REALLY bad , I’m sorry that I haven’t been writing much lately

Hinata:

☔︎︎ You guys were having a picnic

☔︎︎ But halfway through the picnic it started to rain 😔

☔︎︎ Yall ran as fast as yall could to your car

☔︎︎ You even busted a kneecap rip

☔︎︎ It ended as a late night drive around the city

☔︎︎ Loud music bursting through your car speakers

☔︎︎ You guys even enjoyed the food in your car while its raining outside

☔︎︎ he drew a smiley face on the window when it gets blurry awwwhhh

Lev

☔︎︎ Yall were walking on the streets of Tokyo window shopping

☔︎︎ Going into shops after shops

☔︎︎ You guys even took those aesthetic photos of Tokyo

☔︎︎ Then out of nowhere it started raining

☔︎︎ My guy literally took off his jacket at put it on you, told you to get on his back and ran

☔︎︎ * screaming intensifies *

☔︎︎ Luckily there was a bus stop nearby

☔︎︎ You guys had to wait till the rain is over and walk home

☔︎︎ You both ended up asleep at the bus stop tho 🤠

Bokuto:

☔︎︎ “Hey y/n it’s raining let’s go outside!”

☔︎︎ He’s weird asf but that’s what you love about him

☔︎︎ He gave you puppy dog eyes and you couldn’t reject him

☔︎︎ On the other hand, you both could get sick and don’t need to go to school the next day

☔︎︎ So it’s a win-win for both of you

☔︎︎ Yall would dance in the rain, drink rainwater and kiss under the rain this is so romantic I can’t-🥺

☔︎︎ The next day you both caught a cold you jinxed it

Akaashi:

☔︎︎ This boy, we all knew that he wouldn’t be outside

☔︎︎ In fact, you and Akaashi were having a study date at a coffee shop

☔︎︎ He was wearing glasses and reading a book while you were on your laptop

☔︎︎ The strong aroma of coffee lingers in the shop, every now and then you take a sip of your favourite drink infront of you

☔︎︎ He's wearing his glasses occasionally peering over at you, smiling slightly wondering how he got so lucky to have a s/o like you by his side

☔︎︎ Then it starts to rain, raindrops began tapping on the large window beside you

☔︎︎ It was quiet but peaceful, although it’s pouring outside you still feel warm because you’re beside your partner

Ty for reading <3

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Hiking with Lev

𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

a/n: Since Lev is such an underrated character he gets his own one shot ☺️

He probably walks faster than you

So you had to run to catch up with him

Piggyback rides 🥺

He gets tired really easily tho

You saw a dandelion and gave it to him

He thought it was good so he ate it HES SO DUMB ISTG

He picks the flowers for you on the way ☺️

Most likely would get lost in the woods

“Y/N WHERE ARE YOU?????”

PLEASE he’s crouching beside a tree sobbing

It was already 8:30am when you reached the top of the mountain. Tired, you find a nice place to sit with your boyfriend. The sun had begin to rise. Orange and yellow hues painted the sky. The scenery was extraordinary up here. “Hey y/n” “Yes?” “Can we come hiking again?” “Sure!” Although ya’ll were tired the scenery from the top of the mountain was worth it.

Ty for reading <3