a certain groupchat im in with so many beautiful people has brought this idea to my attention. most definitely something i canon abt the two siblings now, i totally see it.
special thanks to: @sarido275 for this idea!! i love this so much and i hope this meets your expectations-
warnings: swearing, a fight btwn siblings, also this is relatively long for a hc so brace yourself
genre: crack, fluff, angst? if you squint-
synopsis: lev’s (gorgeoues, beautiful, pretty, amazing, cute) sister, alisa, teaches lev russian phrases... except its all backwards...
i used a couple websites: a b
a/n: im writing a longer oneshot (haechan x reader) so this is something ive been working on, on the side. i hope you like whatever the frick frack this is-
if you have any requests, shoot them in my dms or ask box! if you have any constructive criticism, let me know what i can fix and how! thank you uwu
*breathes* okay, this is straight up crack, like
i literally see this happening btwn the two siblings, where lev’s sister alisa ends up teaching lev russian phrases with the incorrect translations
she’s such a sweetie pie i dont see her intentionally teaching lev the incorrect translations for stuff- so yes,
with the power of google and tumblr i present to you: lev walking around like an idiot :) (i love him v much tho and hes baby all the way)
okay lets start with the “basics”
first off is хуй (pronounced: hooy), and it means dick
omg i what am i writing
okay so like, yaku probably does something nice for alisa (meaning he puts lev in check bc lev is stoopid)
and alisa decides to thank him like “you have such a big hooy yaku~~”
and everyone on nekomas vbc team looks at the two siblings like ????? what did she just say
and lev looks at her and she goes “hooy means heart!!”
omfg not only lev, but all of nekoma is using this word now and its so bad bc they all say it so confidently whose gonna tell them-
and like, whenever someone does anything remotely nice lev will tell them that they “have such a big hooy” and that they are so kind and that he appreciates them
which ultimately, this term rubs off on karasuno and fukorodani (specifically hinata and bokuto)
quite literally a term that spreads like wildfire and they all use it so mindlessly eye-
okay, next term: Трахни тебя (pronounced: poshyol ty), and it means: fuck you (omg i hate writing swears bc lev is involved and he is BABY I CANNOT-)
okay but alisa and lev are most likely parting ways early in the morning, and he is going to a summer week camp for vb practice (w the boys ayyy) omg i hate myself so much
but like, she probably wants to say something along the lines of “i love you” but she ends up saying fuck you (dw, i checked and its the aggresive kind, no not the kinky aggresive just straight up like a screw you) pls i hate that im making this more awkward by the second
okay but like, hes probably leaving in the morning and shes like “poshyol ty” and he kind turns back, confused look on his face
and hes like “whats that mean????” and shes like, with a bright smile, “it means I LOVE YOU” and he repeats it a few times
and this poor bby uses this ALL the mcfreaking time now
yaku is abt to kick him? “pls stop poshyol ty”
kuroo wants to give him shit for sucking at blocking? “im sorry but dont forget poshyol ty”
omg KENMA WHEN HES MAD “kenma im so sorry youre the best pls poshyol ty”
so it probably circulates around the team, and by now all of the nekoma vbc are using this on one another ALL the time
again, its something picked up by other teams
i.e: bokuto to akaashi, hinata to kags, and it even reaches oikawa, who uses it on iwa, satori to ushijima (bye these r ships)
but finally, poor alisa thought that by saying Отыебис от меныа (pronounced: otyebis ot menya) she was saying “your presence is nice” but in reality she was saying “get the fuck away from me”
omg pls this is so terrible someone tell her-
but like anyways, when she says it so him, its when hes upset bc the whole team is upset at him bc he almost made the team lose
aka putting them at risk for his shitty blocking skills
and hes like “no one likes me, no one wants to be around me”
and alisa is like: “hey, otyebis ot menya, and if its from me, they even appreciate you too :)”
and he asks her to explain the meaning to him and shes like “it means i appreciate your presence”
and so he cheers up, and goes to practice the next day
and he apologises to everyone and then goes, “as much as i suck otyebis ot menya”
like ????? and everyone appreciates it!! like >.< omg i hate this
but in general, another phrase that spreads like wildfire!!
at this point, everyone thinks hes a sweetheart (and dumbass) whos using loving terms with his team and friends!!
now, onto the “swear words”
which, in reality, are words/phrases with positive meanings :(
ah i really hope someone tells everyone wassup w these terms
but, lets start w this beautiful term: Я верю в тебя (pronounced: ya veryu v tebya)
this means: i believe in you (and reader, i believe in you, you can do anything you put your mind as long as it doesnt harm you or anyone)
but anyways, this is probably a term that slips out during a fight btwn the two siblings
is it weird that i cant imagine them fighting often, or at all-
okay anyways, back to the hc
theyre probably fighting about how lev left his dirty laundry in the br after the shower, or how he left his dishes on the dining table and how he isnt necessarily cleaning up after himself
and shes tired of it, so she starts yelling at him
and shes like “oh my god! youre so useless! veryu v tebya”
and he kinda stops saying anything back and stares at her c o n f u s e d
and shes like ?? whatre you looking so lost for
and hes like, what does that mean
and shes like, it means that you arent capable of anything.
so this poor boy thinks that the term “i believe in you” now means “you arent capable of anything”
when kenma, kuroo, and yaku treat him a little meaner on a bad day, he’ll be sure to mumble it under his breathe
when he blocks hinata’s spike, hes sure to yell it out proudly, and everyone kinda is like ????
and so he explains what it means, and
hinata isnt phased by the fact that lev just called him incapable bc poor bby got to learn another russian phrase
and then kenma puts two and two together and realizes what levs been calling him
*insert a mad kenma*
*insert a mad kuroo*
*insert a mad yaku*
okay but srsly the whole nekoma vbc starts using this term to clown lev when he messes up!!
in reality, everyones the clown bc theyre using the wrong term altogether
another term lev would learn from alisa, would be Мой милый ангел (pronounced: moy miliy angel)
and what alisa thinks it means is : you are not an angel/youre a fallen angel/youre the devil
bc like some languages dont have a term for something, so they use another term and then the word not in front of it, so alisa assumes thats what it is
so she just assumes this word is something to call someone a devil or basically imply theyre a bad person
this term slips out from alisa, when someone says a comment about lev during a game,
ooooo lets say the nekoma vs. nohebi game to make it to nationals
and someone says something along the lines of lev being a terrible blocker
from across the court
and out of nowhere
alisa is like “hes better than you! moy miliy angel”
poor bby thought she was defending her brother
okay she was but still-
you know what i mean
but anyways, everyone looks at her
and she just shrugs it off bc she doesnt owe anyone an explanation
but after the game, yaku’s younger sister brings it up in front of them
and she explains to everyone that it means a devil
and theyre all like ??
alisa saying something mean- this is new
but in her defense it was bc she was standing up for her brother
as she should-
but on a real note, lev adopts this term to roast people during plays and makes them confused hehehe their faces r funny bc they get so lost and bam nekoma scores
a term that kageyama adopts
he expands his vocab when hes mad at hinata from boke, to boke and moy miliy angel
tanaka probably uses this term on people who piss him off
imagine him saying it w his buddha face LMAO
but lastly, a term that lev would learn from alisa is Радость моя
this term is pronounced as radost moya
it means “my joy”
so, when alisa is stressing over something (maybe hw, maybe over the fact that lev keeps making a fool of himself in front of yakus sister)
she’s like muttering under her breath,
“this is gonna be the death of me, ugh why is this radost moya“
like LMAO she thinks this term means terrible, or my bad luck
no sweetie its the opposite
its just so funny, lev hears her and she explains the term
so he begins to use it all the time
and i mean ALL THE TIME
when he cant block? radost moya. when someone reminds him that he isnt the ace? radost moya.
so, when bokuto is in emo mode, lev is like radost moya, its just bl (ha if your mind went to boy-) bad luck
and bokuto is immediately out of his emo mode bc he is LEARNING a new term from his fave russian teacher uwu
but again, a term that spreads like wild fire
this is what kags calls hinata, iwa to oikawa, and semi to shirabu
overall, alisa teaching lev incorrect russian phrases, is lev teaching the whole of anyone who plays volleyball ever incorrect russian phrases
these humans look like straight up clowns
i CaNnOt emphasize how dumb they look-
basically just becomes a crack fest
bonus (kinda-):
lev, kenma, kuroo, tsuki, kags, akaashi, bokuto, yams, and yaku all went to the fish market one day
they all witness kuroo, bokuto, lev and hinata do something stupid with their shared one brain cell
so, naturally, the others flame them in russian
and someone nearby is like
“aww its so sweet you believe them,, your friendship is so cute“
queue the whole crew (ugh i hate that term but its better than squad) turning to look towards lev
and BAM they all start asking this random person for translations on stuff
me as a therapist: I see what you’re saying. *starts writing something down for you* here, there’s an episode of Naruto that I think would be relevant and extremely healing for you,
hcs of tsuki and akaashi w/ s.o who fences & does vb
omg a request >.< i am so happy you requested
this is for the wonderful: @clyeste
request: headcannons of Tsukishima and Akaashi whoose s/o fences on the same level they do volleyball (fencing is to put simply sword fighting !)
ahhh i love fencing so much :), as someone mixed w french this spoke a lot to me lol :) but yeah, fencing is such a beautiful sport :)
warnings: none , ok i lied maybe swearing-
pairings: tsukishima x gn!reader, akaashi x gn!reader
a/n: i hope i did okay! if you have any thing i can improve on, lmk! also the position in volleyball wasnt specified so i didnt go too into depth about what role you play exactly
if you have any reqs, be sure to ask! if you have any comments/anything i can improve on pls lmk
Tsukishima
bye hes so ATTRACTIVE i cannot BREATHE-
omg im so sorry hes just wow
okay so, tsuki (as hes always hced) is gonna seem like hes not that interested in the fact that his so is quite literally amazing
like youre balancing two sports instead of one?? and here he is lazing around (ok not rlly but you know what i mean)
when you tell him he might not seem like he gives two flying fucks but inside hes PANICKING
like his mind is straight up spiraling????
i take him as a guy whos shown some interest in fencing before so when you reveal to him that you play it, hes instantly gonna wanna marry you
oh you have a game?? will message you an hour before w some lame ass excuse as to why hes coming
you let him know you have matches for fencing and hes ALWAYS there, always, even if its for five minutes
he thinks your technique is INCREDIBLE and he thinks it makes you look so elegant and endearing hes in love w you reader >:( i ship yall-
but like ok so, once hes processed the fact that you play fencing, hes going ape shit inside his head (and his heart) bc somefuckinghow you also play volleyball too
when you end up missing his practice, hes gonna be all like ?? huh whered you go in a really bitchy subtle way
and you were like, sorry i was at practice
but you have fencing every friday wednesday and monday?? today’s tuesday
first of all, WE BEEN knew his ass has your schedule memorised to the dot
so youre like 0o0
and hes like uhhhh
and then youre like “i was at volleyball” and hes salty so hes like no you werent~~
and youre like, dude i play for this team outside of school (which is still super popular) *insert you deadpanning here*
and now its his turn to be like 0o0
yknow when hinata drops a feint on bokuto and bokuto is like “HAHHHHHH” and in shock
yeah its tsuki for like a split second b4 he gets his act together
but you noticed bc youre special like that
you will tease him endlessly (as you should)
and as much as he tries to make it seem like he doesnt care, he does, a lot
hes always having extra snacks for you and water in case you like overwork yourself
and if youre not as his practice or games, hes at yours
hes your number one fan and supporter
the type of bf to show you off in subtle ways
idk like maybe has keepsake of yours w him that he carries w him all the time
he def. will practice volleyball w you and will make fun of you for sucking, even if youre better than him
overall, hes super supportive of you
and he will check in to make sure youre not overworking yourself
will help you w school work if you need it bc youre so damn busy
will sneak in a compliment or two between insults abt how you’re wasting time or too busy
basically he loves you-
Akaashi
next we have the most beautiful man in the world, my husband, your boyfriend!!!!
sorry he’s just so *chefs kiss*
but anyways, i feel like when he first learns that you play volleyball, it’s before you two even met??
bokuto probably mentioned you once or twice before bc you play for a popular volleyball club outside of school
so, naturally, akaashi basically knows you’re good at the sport & that you help keep the ball in play
when he first meets you, you start the convo off abt him being a good setter, to which he responds by talking abt how he’s heard about how you play, etc.
because of this common interest, you hit it off in more than one way and BAM y’all are dating
fast forward a couple months, and akaashi has your v-ball schedule memorized to the dot
so when you text him saying practice is running late so you might not make it to your date
he’s like ?????????
what practice? bc like it’s saturday, who tf had practice on saturdays
i do but that’s not the point here
he’s like, “uh baby what practice”
and youre like fencing
and he’s like .....
and then you remember that throughout the entirety of you two knowing each other, you’ve never mentioned the fact that you do fencing
and he’s like so in awe ??????
he’s like,,,,, you do fencing????
and you’re like yeah?? and you can feel the awkward vibe through these text messages
after he processes that, he’s like oh go finish and i’ll pick you up
so he picks you up, and you’re in your white fencing suit bc he comes a bit early
and he’s watching you practice, and this boy is MESMERIZED
like really
he loves you so much, and thinks you look so amazing + your technique is so good
and he’s someone who can easily pay attention to the little details, every turn, every torque he’s there to watch you
after he picks you up from practice, you notice the faint blush on his cheeks
he just loves you that much omfg-
after that day, he’ll ask you abt fencing and he’ll learn more abt it
when y’all practice volleyball together, he’ll be sure to ask you how fencing is going, etc.
like tsuki, he’ll be there at your practice & matches for both vball and fencing
overall, he’s super supportive
and he’s smart, so he’s making sure you’re up to date w school work
makes sure you don’t over exhaust yourself and always has extra food & water w him in the case you end up getting hungry/thirsty/tired
he just loves you so much so he’s always watching out for you
is definitely motivated by you to keep up w his own things, bc you balancing out multiple things at once is so amazing to him
you’re amazing to him
bye he loves you >;( this is a ship that will sail forever
henlo world :) seeing as corona has given more time than i know what to do with, ive finally made a side blog dedicated to writing... you guessed it: fanfiction :P
currently, these are the writings i have in progress (as of the moment):
haechan x reader -> best friends to enemies (angst)
lev’s sister teaching him incorrect russian phrases (crack, fluff??)
what if kags went to shiratorizawa???? (tbh idek if this has a specified genre, like its everything???? ok maybe its not smut >.>)
basically, i want to write fanfic for people, im okay w/ writing any genre really, and i can write for a lot of different animes and kpop idols. there’s a lot, so i wont go ahead and list them, if you ask, chances are i’ll write :”)
i think as of the moment, ill focus on scenarios, one-shots, and hcs
if you want to request something, just make sure to try and be as detailed as possible, and let me know what the specified gender is, if anything i will try to make it gender neutral unless the fic calls for it :)
but yeah, please request i want to start writing and i would love for any recs and/or ideas.
stormborns
kaledo-art
titsay
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