#like bud

[galaxythreads]

as the anon from a few weeks ago who wanted micah to go to court, i am rubbing my hands together like a devious little housefly at the newest chapters

i knew you guys wouldn’t kill micah 🙏🙏 this is a great day to love legal drama. please don’t take him away before i get to hear his defendant allocution

obviously there’s no way to know what will happen but i can only dream

(sighs dreamily at the prospect of the executioner being the highest profile crimjnal trial in decades)

LMAO girl (gender neutral) you and me both. I'm a huge, huge, huge true crime buff, so the AMOUNT i want to dive into the social media aspect of micah jorgenson is absolutely insane.

BRUCE WAYNE - BRUCE WAYNE, of ALL PEOPLE- is the one to catch him???????? do you KNOW how insane that is? Micah Jorgenson shoots up to the FBI's most wanted list and within the span of 4 days, Bruce Wayne, some random billionaire and his kid beat up and catch him in a WALMART? Because Damian wanted skittles??????? hello?????????????????????????

This had to have been a MASSIVE manhunt. Micah was moving state lines with a kidnapped minor, he was murdering people, armed and dangerous, currently on a spree, the FBI called in a task force, the BPD and GCPD sent people. The states sent people. EVERYONE was sending people, and it's the walmart. In the middle of MISSOURI that does him in.

Like Bruce Wayne is Just Some Guy TM, he makes the news for being funny and mean to lex luthor and his sexcapades. He doesn't make the news with his kid for violently beating someone nearly to death. That footage is all over the news.

Damian Wayne is suddenly ALive AGAIN. His brother was fighting a serial killer in the middle of a walmart like he's a trained ninja. Bruce Wayne dismantles a GUN while shoving it out of son's face?? The fuck??? And like?????????? whose gonna stop them???? it's MISSOURI

[bellzsad]

thomas’s selflessness needs to be studied cause holy shit

[glitchydinooo08]

“OMG YOU HAVE ALTERS??? IS THIS CHARACTER GONNA FRONT AND KILL ME OMG YOURE A BAD PERSON DANGEROUS UNPREDICTABLE EVIL VILLAIN FAKING BLAH BLAH BLAH”

Bud, the worst they’ll do is front, wag their hand in your face and whisper “if you do not shut up, I will bite/punch you”

Just because they give death threats and are always angry and hate everyone doesn’t make them like some Hollywood version of a mental disorder. Maybe quit giving reasons for them to hate you.

You’re welcome.

Besides, that’s ONE alter, I have several who would be more pleasant for you to be around. But since you go and open your mouth every time we interact, you will not get that. Nope nope. Loss of privilege. Good night. Go fuck yourself xoxo

[fynnieclangen]

bud of the daffodil

hello!!

im starting a new series based on clangen because, well, im bored.

im going to follow an apprentice named budpaw of daffodilclan.

however, everyone but budpaw is dead. and budpaw must do something.. or daffodilclan is no more.

anything could happen. he could die literally the first moon, if i do a singular mistake.

my illustrations will be simple, but not stick-figure simple. also, any violence or gore will be attempted to be drawn off to the side. if i have to draw it, however, ill add trigger warnings.

as my bio states, updates will (hopefully) be scheduled for every day at 12pm central!!

[sanctuarytrin]

Yeah Gale. I’m with Astarion.

Dude’s been consuming me in every possible way for weeks now.

I sat on the grass with you once. What is this, kindergarten?

[podcastsareforever]

SAM girls you have to stop falling for Fearnes mother bit 😭 sob thank you Matthew please no rolling for pregnancy we don't need this

[devotedly-a-bug]

I don't trust Luo Binghe as far as I can throw him like buddy what the fuck are you doing

[spacemancharisma]

how to explain to people that parasocial relationships can be negative too