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Madara, test subject

Madara: *Is throwing a hissy fit.*

Tobirama: *Gently pet’s Madara’s head.*

Madara: *Calms down immediately and starts purr like a cat.*

Tobirama: Good Uchiha. *Writers down notes for further research on Uchiha behavior.*

Hashirama: *Looks shocked manner his brother.* TOBS, NO. *Frowns now lightly to him.* Stop using Madara as your test subject.

Tobirama: Alright. *Turns now to Mito, before he whispers into her ear;* Will you write down the notes?

Mito: *Has sparkle in the eye as she whispers back.* Of course~.

Good intentions

Mito: *Her nose is puffy while her cheeks are lightly flushed, and the corner of her eyes is red.*

Hashirama: Mito! *Quickly brings her into a hug, before looking her dead in the eye.* Who made you cry? I’ll personally deal them.

Tobirama: I’ll hatch a plan that ensures there won’t be any evidences afterwards.

Tōka: I’ll get the weapons.

Madara: I’ll hide the bodies.

Izuna: And I’ll…I’ll…*Frowns slightly, before a light bulb appears top of his head.*…and I’ll play some cool music that will suit the situation!

Everybody else: *Merely stare Izuna slowly.*

Izuna: What? Real life should totally too have some background music for our epic moments!

Mito: Everybody…*Coughs slightly, while wheezing a bit.* This all is nice and all, but-…

Hashirama: Alright everybody! Let’s go~! *After this they all rush out.*

Tsunade: *Walks now up to Mito, while carrying a tray that has a full glass top of it.* Here is your allergy medicine, obaachan.

Mito: *Turns now to Tsunade and accepts her allergy medicine, gratefully.* Thank you Tsunade-chan. *Turns back to the door which everybody used to rush away, while smiling lightly as she takes her medicine.*

Caught red-handed

Hashirama: *Tries to sneak into his and Mito’s bedroom when the lights are suddenly switched on.*

Mito: *Is sitting in a chair, looking unimpressed.* Hashirama. Where were you?

Hashirama: Mito! My love! I was at the Tobirama’s place!

Tobirama: *Turns around in the other chair.* Would you like to rephrase that, brother?

Hashirama: Oh, alright, I was at the Mada-…

Madara: *Casually passes Mito and Tobirama, while wearing nothing else expect a pair of boxers and drinks milk from a jug.*

Hashirama: *Slowly looks after Madara while thinking why he is here and at this hour, but most importantly, what he has done while he was away.* …is everybody in here?

Mito: *Shrugs casually.* Oh no. Tōka and Izuna are somewhere hiding the dead bodies.

Hashirama: *Lifts a finger up to say something, yet merely decides against it.*

It’s freezing

Tobirama: Okay, I’m ready for the mission.

Madara: *Looks up and down Tobirama.*

Tobirama: What?

Madara: Are you sure you’re ready for a stealth mission?

Tobirama: Uchiha, what you’re implying?

Madara: You look like a stuffed bear with all that padding. *Looks pointed manner Tobirama’s oversized fluff jacket that is hiding at least three sweaters underneath it, his hood that has a fur collar, his fur boa, his pants that are hiding at least two fleece pants underneath it, and his boots.*

Tobirama: Madara, it’s freezing in here.

Madara: When the enemy ninjas push you down and let you roll down from the snowy hill, I’ll be there next to them, laughing at you too.

Tobirama: Asshole.

Madara: You’re welcome Tobearama.

Cat logic

Shinji: *Grins so widely, his all teeth are visible, making him look like a Cheshire Cat.* Yoruichi: *Gives her best Cheshire Cat-like smile.* Grimmjow: *Awkward manner shows his all teeth.* Yoruichi: *Sighs to this as both she and Shinji place their hands top of Grimmjow’s shoulders.* Shinji: You’ve a looong way to go… Yoruichi: …young kitten. Grimmjow: *Merely crosses his arms front of himself, while scowling.* Ichigo: *Has been looking this all from the side.* I don’t…*Looks confused manner Kisuke.* Kisuke: Cat logic. *Places his hand top of Ichigo’s shoulder.* Cat logic.

Back pains

Madara: *Hears a crash noise from another room. Quickly heads there just to see Tobirama on the floor.* Why you’re on the floor?

Tobirama: *Uses a highly sarcastic tone.* Didn’t you know? I often chill on the floor.

Madara: Whatever. *Turns on his way to leave.*

Tobirama: Wait! If you happen to bypass the kitchen, could you get me a painkiller?

Madara: *Slowly turns to Tobirama.* …why?

Tobirama: *Sighs defeated manner.* I can’t get up. My back hurts too much. The only way for me to get up is to have a painkiller.

Madara: *Looks to the side.* I’ll go get Hashirama.

Tobirama: Don’t! You can’t let Hashirama know.

Madara: *Lifts his eyebrow while he waits Tobirama to elaborate.*

Tobirama: He would fuss too much over this, while it’s nothing.

Madara: *Slowly shakes his head.* You literally can’t get up without a painkiller. I think that is something.

Tobirama: When you’re slouched over your desk in a very weird position for eight hours a day, anyone’s back would start to hurt. Now get me a painkiller already!

Madara: I might just get Hashirama, just to see him scolding you for neglecting your health, again.

Tobirama: Do that and I’ll tell Hashirama you tried to kill me. *Gives him smug smile.*

Madara: He wouldn’t believe you.

Tobirama: *Gives him look of ‘you wanna try?’*

Madara: *Grits his teeth to him.* You wouldn’t dare!

Tobirama: *Gives him look that basically says ‘don’t test me’.*

Madara: *Throws his hands into the air.* Ugh! *Leaves while muttering underneath his breath;* Even in handicapped, he still finds a way to beat me. Stupid Senju. He is lucky I love him.

Tobirama: Less muttering, more action! I still have to finish up several projects today.

Madara: UGH!

April Fool’s joke gone bad

Izuna: *Suddenly stumbles inside of Madara’s room, while holding his heavily bleeding wound.* N-niisan…*Crashes now top of his lap.*

Madara: Izuna! What happened?! *Looks shocked manner his brother.*

Izuna: It…it was Tobirama…sorry niisan…*His head turns to the side for a sign of dramatic death.*

Madara: Izuna…Izuna…! *Tries to shake him, but no avail. After a while he gently sets Izuna down, before he takes his gunbai.* Tobirama-…! *He mutters as he marches out.*

Izuna: *After a while gets up, while brushing the fake-blood away.* And now, I’ll just wait niisan to come back and say ‘April Fool!’

-An hour later-

Izuna: *Suddenly gets up.* ARGH! How long it takes to kill one Senju?! *Annoyed manner stomps out and searches his brother, by tracking down his chakra signal. After a while he can see his brother…kissing Tobirama.* …this isn’t funny!

Hashirama: I know? *Looks Izuna from a bush next to him.* This is romantic!

Izuna: *Looks Hashirama horrified manner, while thinking to himself: ‘Next year, DON’T do April Fool’s joke.’

Madara: *Whispers now to Tobirama.* You were right. They’re watching us.

Tobirama: *Whispers back.* Serves them right for trying to trick us.

Madara: …what Hashirama tried? *Gives him curious look.*

Tobirama: *Resist his urge to roll his eyes.* Just shut up and kiss me. *Pulls Madara into a new kiss.*

Bad, worse and…

Madara: *Throws his gunbai just inches away from the crook’s head.* So…you and your little gang thought you could hurt my best friend? *Chuckles darkly.*

Commander of the crooks: Don’t worry guys, there couldn’t possibly be anything worse than Uchiha Madara.

Madara: Worse? *Lifts eyebrow.* I’m personally insulted over the fact you forgot that dolt’s brother. *Glances behind himself.* After all, brother’s fury compared to best friend’s…ah.

Tobirama: *Twirls his kunai in his finger, before he throws it toward the commander of the crooks family jewelries, yet it misses just inches.*

Commander of the crooks: *Is sweating now greatly.*

Madara: *Looks now Tobirama.* Tease.

Tobirama: *Smirks slightly.* Always.

Madara: *Quickly looks away, while coughing lightly.*

Tobirama: And just for a record, I’m not the worst who came today.

Commander of the crooks: …what?

Tobirama: *Steps now to the side, just to reveal Mito.*

Commander of the crooks: *Let’s out a relief sigh.* An Uzumaki woman? I was already worried who-…

Mito: *Leans to whisper to the ear of the head of the crooks while punching their gut.* Behind every strong man, there is an equally strong person. *Pulls now away just to crack her knuckles.*

Madara: They don’t call her she-devil for nothing.

Tobirama: Or a witch.

Mito: *Glances now the duo.* For a record, I prefer term ‘Queen’. After all, I’m not some princess that needs saving. *Turns now toward the crooks’ leader.* Now…*Cracks her neck.* Shall we proceed boys?

Tobirama and Madara: *Give wicked smiles to this.*

*At the same time, the Hokage tower.*

Hashirama: I somehow feel very loved today. Hmm…I know! I’ll make Mito, Tobirama and Madara dinner tonight~!