This may be a hot take the world isn't ready for, but a shocking amount of people who hate on incels seem to group them with common intersex traits as a way to make fun of them.
Obviously incels are bad and misogynistic but if someone can't insult that part of them without also being intersexist or body shaming I think they too are bigoted
This is intersexism and ableism.
I've noticed that SO much of the hate against incels are intersexist and ableist talking points. "Small dick" "low testosterone" "braindead" "straight up the r word" it's why I have such an issue with "lolcows", incels and generally bad people who do bad things or hurt people are EASY targets for ableism and intersexism, especially when the lolcow in question is VERY OBVIOUSLY AND VISIBLY neurodivergent or otherwise disabled. When you try to call this rhetoric out, people will assume you're defending the person and their actions, which is NOT how that works.
I swear to God, it we can't get to the point where we stop insulting people for innate and natural traits that they can't help and start criticizing their ACTUAL actions nothing will ever change.
Given recent news that Andrew has been questioned by police regarding alarming posts about a “juvenile” caregiver taking care of him in his home, I’ve decided to pony up and comb through old videos regarding Andrew & the youth to finally answer: is it attraction or part of his infantilization fetish? I might have a concrete answer this time around.
First off, what do i mean by having a “concrete” answer? shouldn’t it be obvious? the guy babytalks and shits in diapers, that should be proof enough!
it isn’t. until recently, we didnt Know how Andrew feels about children. we cant diagnose him or properly ponder on his feelings. while i dont blame anyone for assuming the worst of the guy, i dont think its completely right to jump right to pedophilia as the answer. AB/DL fetishes can exist alongside an attraction to children, but its not mutually exclusive. as disgusting as it is, not all AB/DL freaks are into kids. which is weird to say on paper, but its true.
most youtubers, i think, fail to recognize that fact and take things at extremely face value, which is the easiest thing to do, really when you’re trying to hurry up with a video and get this shit out QUICK so the public can stay informed and aware as to what the squatch is doing now.
do i think all AB/DL fetishists are pedophiles? no. but there are a LOT of them, no? so, its not entirely crazy to assume. I guess this is just a very long way of saying: everyones been thinking this for a while, but i wish the conclusion could have been drawn without explicitly using his obvious fetish as the main pivoting point.
anyways, sorry, now we can verifiably state that Andrew has a high likelihood of being ATTRACTED to them, but we can much more comfortably state that he is a danger to them.
Before i talk about this video, i want to give just a little more context on what we’re working with here. Here are the facts:
1. Andrew has been known to act in infantile ways to make himself appear less of a threat to adult caregivers around him
2. Andrew has “childish” interests and keeps childish items around him (i.e: his tablet, stuffed animals, big ass headphones). My theory is that these items are a sort of fetish gear for him, as well as a part of his second skin as a “mentally disabled” adult
3. He’s inserted himself into children’s spaces
4. He’s had access to children By Himself at least 3+ times.
This is all damning in of itself, but his brother has gone on record to say Andrew hasn’t behaved inappropriately with any juvenile before. While I can believe that he hasn’t done anything physical, I do believe he’s at the minimum grooming these children he Does come near.
This brings me to my first major piece of evidence and ties in with fact #3, Andrew inserting himself into children’s spaces.
(ps: big ups to the chin universe / the buzin faker on YT for all of this, he’s been amazing with nova content and my occasional peek into the squatch)
This video is nearly 46 minutes long. I’ve watched it fully, and I have a lot of thoughts.
Something to keep in mind is that one of these players has 2013 in their username. This was filmed in 2025, placing this child in the 10-12 age range at the time of recording. Along with this, there’s a notably younger sounding voice, a younger sibling. Likely in the SINGLE DIGITS!
This alone would warrant this video to be terrifying, given the circumstances, but you also need to keep in mind that out of 4 people in this lobby, only one person knows Andrew is recording. And thats ANDREW HIMSELF! So, he’s recording a bunch of minors without parental permission or consent? Yes, and while that itself doesn’t indicate attraction or threat, it is still immoral and illegal (as far as I’m aware, at least).
Something else is how these kids talk to Andrew. They coach him into kills, opt to have him on their team, stand up for him, and one person instructs the group to not kill him. They treat him as if he’s not a grown man that’s had plenty of years to hone his video gaming skills and rather, a fellow young child thats new to the game. They walk on eggshells around him, desperately trying not to kill him or do anything that would upset him. One kid even yells at another for shooting his character.
And Andrew ENABLES it. He feeds into this gross fantasy he has surrounded himself with by talking in short, blunt, almost babbling sentences. Its horrifying listening to him try to sound small and young, despite the audible timbre of grown man he desperately tries to shove down.
We all know he’s had years to hone in his gaming skills, so he could smoke any one of them even if he’s never played Fortnite a day in his life. Then again, he does 1v1 one of them later on and genuinely displays some of the most lackluster shooting I have ever seen. I could beat Andrew Ditch in a 1v1, and I have brain damage AND motor impairments!
Then again, it’s hard to tell if this is genuine sucking or him ONCE AGAIN trying to appear helpless for the sake of his fetish. Its easier on my stomach to imagine he sucks at games.
If you know anything about kids, you know they’re probably not going to treat a grown man like this organically. Which comes back to my grooming theory. Is he instructing these kids to treat him like a young child? How long has he had access to this group? How long has he talked to them in order to establish this dynamic with them?
Or is there a 3rd party here?
This video comes a good while after the Fortnite gameplay but at its core, its Andrew on the phone with APS freaking out because he’s not allowed to invite kids into his group home’s room without supervision.
Which, fucking duh, right?
But what comes up is that one of his caretakers has been allowing her son to come to work with her to hang out with Andrew. In his room. Without parental overlook. Now, I’m far from parenting age, but I would hope someone would have enough common sense to not allow a grown man alone with a small child, let alone in his ROOM? The “mentally disabled” argument should not be the reason he can get away with this! Because he ISN’T! He’s fully aware of what he’s doing.
And this video is absolutely proof of that.
This near hour long video details a fantasy acted out with Andrew’s AAC program. Unrelated, but his use of AAC tools pisses me off. I’ve had to use AAC devices in the past because I’m ACTUALLY mentally disabled. So, to see him writing sex fantasy works while giggling about how “gross” it is really does make me wish he’d gotten reversed over when he was ran over on the way to work.
I watched a much more clean cut version of this video, without all the heavy breathing and giggles in between typings. Its a fantasy about a man (Andrew or not is debatable) luring a “little girl” away with the promise of ice cream and instructing her to put on a diaper and use it. WOW! Never thought I would type that out.
This alone is incriminating, as no one just Does this unless they have thought about scenarios like this frequently. In this video, he intricately details his fetish Right there. On paper.
So, to know that a man who’s capable of producing disturbing fantasies around actual children was left alone with a child in his room? Unimaginable.
Now, I can finally tell you about recent developments! Thanks for reading all of that, by the way. There’s going to be MORE of that on my blog, so prepare your anus.
The aforementioned was released 10 or 11 hours ago, but was hinted at the 30th of June. In the video, the buzin’ faker tells us this all happened 2 days ago. This places us at the 28th of June when this all happened, roughly. if i got dates wrong here, i don’t care enough about Andrew to research this incident further than what I have.
The questioning is maybe 5 minutes or shorter, absolutely not an interrogation by any means. The agent and the officer accompanying her stand on the doorstep while Andrew shoves a camera at them and insists on his posts being “bait” for the haters to interact so he could grab THEIR information and send it over to the police! Its not illegal if you’re doing it to BAIT
So, what was so bad that it warranted police coming to his group home and questioning him???
YEP! He SAID that shit!
This really doesn’t need commentary.
There’s also this, which was a picture of an AI generated child on his bed with a tablet.
In conclusion, I’ll leave you with one more thing to think about: we aren’t around Andrew. We aren’t in his head. This is just what he wants to divulge to us, the viewer. But given what we Do know, I believe I can confidently state that the chances of Andrew being attracted to kids? Solid 65-85% chance. Why so low? Because Andrew hasn’t shown us an ideal. People attracted to children have an ideal, whether consciously shown and acknowledged or otherwise. Andrew, while showcasing children quite a lot, hasn’t expressed desire. Whether this is done strategically or he lacks it? I have no idea, but one thing you should now be absolutely sure on is that he is dangerous to children
Typically, nobody gives a shit when a Lolcow dies, mostly because 90% of them are genuinely terrible people that this world will be better off without when they eventually shuffle the fuck off this mortal coil.
But Cobra? Nah. Dude was mostly harmless. A self-destructive downward spiral of questionable hygiene choices, cooking habits, and lifestyle choices, but at the end - the dude was mostly harmless.
A fucking goober that shared too much of his life with the internet, and allowed himself to become a punching bag for the perpetually online weirdos.
...Goddamn it, why couldn't it have been Andy Ditch or Cyraxx?
I feel like most of lolcow culture is just ableist people cyberbullying neurodivergent adults. I really think that a lot of the disturbing stuff that these lolcows end up doing later on in their lives could've been prevented if the bullying was stopped a lot sooner.
I can't. I just love how this game has literal lolcows in it. Like, be fr.
The Stoner is Daniel Larson
Death Cult Peon 2 is Cyraxx
And I heard that the Wounded Man is supposed to be based off King Cobra JFS, but the wiki doesn't say anything about it, and I don't really see it. Maybe you see it, but I just don't.
I love it though. I love the grimey feel of this game. I love how the characters aren't conventionally attractive. They're unique in appearance. It's just so different and it fuels me.
The only thing I gotta say, and it might be controversial, but when I see people simp over The Stoner or Death Cult Peon 2, I just can't. Cause they're physically based off two known pedophiles and I know some don't know that.
Now, you can like these characters and simp over them. Nothing wrong with that. Cause you're just loving the character, not the actual lolcow they're based off of.
It's just wild to be like "Look how babygirl he is" and I'm staring at a character who's face is literally Cyraxx.
Sooooooo I've been sucked into the 'catastrophe' situation as of recent and I'll be honest I am no better then an other viewer who likes to watch all this drama unfold and try to dig deep into what this person is like.
However, it gets to a point to attacking lolcows for their looks rather than to point out the reasons for why they are getting all the backlash that they are getting. You sren't any better than that person if you are going for their looks, personality, etc.
Do I feel bad for him?
Absolutely not he is so ignorant and has his head so far up his ass that he won't listen to anyone but himself and I'm pretty sure he's the type to talk so much just to hear himself talk.
I have no say about the '2 spirit' other than that he isn't 2 spirit and he is whiter than paper and just talks so much about himself that I didn't think that it was possible to talk about yourself that much. I, I, I, I, Me, Me, Me, Me, why can't this happen to me, I totaled my body with a lexus, does that not get tiring? He brings up the lexus story time and time again for no reason other than to constantly guilt trip people. Like his personality is nothing but a whole catastrophe. (Pun intended)
His 'apology' meant nothing and he didn't apologize. I feel like he should look back at all his tiktoks and see how he perceives his audience and realize how ignorant, dense, and snobbish he sounds. He tends to talk down on his audience whenever they brought up the 'wibur' stuff or anything about his 'opinions' which are just delusional assumptions because he refuses to acknowledge that his crush is a terrible person.
And I don't know why he tries so hard to not be white when that is literally what he is. He mentions about being portuguese and how he is so white, he is, and how his sibling got so dark they thought they were smuggling them. He tries to validate himself every way possible and this is something he needs to work on. It is okay to be confident in yourself but it gets to a point where self confidence is perceived as self centered.
Another thing is that he mentions how he is a good and kind person. I jsut feel like if you are a kind person you shouldn't feel the need to say this at every minor inconvenience because a person who is good and kind wouldn't think this way and usually humble themselves.
I will say that there is a lot to this person but the wilbur stuff is what has mainly brought all of this to light to which this caused people to do a deep dive on his background.
I'd say his jewelry is pretty cool but not for the price. A lot more people would buy his more intricate pieces if the prices were lowered but I doubt that he'll ever do that.
The same can go with his art but it definitely needs to be worked on. Plus one of his bigger paintings was literally a copy of a photograph, which this person consented to the painting but not for him to profit off of it, which I just find so cunning because he didn't mention this at all in his tiktok.
I believe that he can correct himself but he most likely won't because he is so full of himself.
Honestly the same could go for these other lolcows but there are so many 'factors' that they would never change for themselves or for anybody even if it would better their living situation. Which makes me feel sympathy for them but I can never truly feel bad for them because of the stuff they have said or have done.
(By factors I mean by how they were brought up like horrible parents or mental disabilities which cause them to be easily enabled by the internet etc. and the internet is filled with a lot of people and you don't know what their intentions are but the second they find something to talk about they TALK and sadily most people that are 'lolcows' are typically, like I said, have mental diabilities and people just like to run with it.)
I have no feasible clue about why some of us are so drawn to the idea of being a lolcow. We hate lolcow culture! They always target and bully people who need genuine help with their mental illness, and the victims are constantly harassed and mocked by neurotypicals. And yet, when it comes to US, I hear the others say "No such thing as bad press," or "It'll still get us attention by hundreds of people!"
And to that I say... WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
What do you MEAN you want to be the target of relentless bullying and hate campaigns?! We can barely handle someone silently blocking us! Are you out of your mind?!
