nextgen characters when you loyalty test them (prompt is third person calling them up saying “hey you probably don’t remember me but we met at the bar last night ☺️” 💀)
teddy: “im 46, married with two kids” (liar)
victoire: “are you trying to loyalty test me? be so fr rn”
albus: (cutting off person) “ewww who is this?🤢 SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHITTTT”
james: (immediate hang up)
lily: “erm ok what the flip”
rose: “i have never even been to a bar in my life 😡” (liar)
hugo: “i have never even been to a bar in my life 🤔” (truther)
scorpius: “….you have reached the voicemail!!” (he’s clearly hyperventilating when he’s talking) “scorpius is very sorry! um! scorpius cannot get back to you right now! please leave a message ok thank you ok bye!”
lysander: “how dare you?? how about you come talk to my girl instead and keep the same attitude?” (impersonating lily) “stop talking to my man bitch ✋🙄”
dominique: “lol WHAT 😀”
lorcan: (genuinely thinks this person just wants to be friends)
roxanne: “now im gonna hold your hand when i say this…”
fred: “girl im so sorry but they really played you like this”
louis: (has already failed the loyalty test once before) “oh NAH”
molly: “i sorry i dont english” (hangs up)
lucy: “wait ft me rq i need to screen record this for video proof this is happening to me”
lysander and lily luna headcanons even though they’re such a rarepair:
did not like each other at first, would always argue every time luna and ginny would force them to play together (broke their hearts a bit, as having kids the same age inspired dreams of them becoming best friends)
it was never ‘screaming in face’ arguing though, it was more lily crying because lysander didn’t agree with her or something and lysander giving her the silent treatment
this was usually because they were very different people: lysander was a shy, quiet studious ravenclaw, always cautiously pondering over every thought or action or word before he enacted them, always the cautionary, well-dressed with mud on his cuffs. lily was loud, vocal, infectious in her moods like the sun affecting the weather of the world. no wonder lysander felt so small around her (he was never small to her)
they both hung out a lot because of lorcan though, who would (along with ginny and luna, who would not accept them not being friends) force them to hang out
they drifted apart a little when they got to hogwarts as all three of them got separated into three different houses
when lysander came out as trans lily sent him this huge list with a bunch of boy names she thought suited him and it filled sander with a sick sense of glee and guilt to letter her back saying he already chose a name (lily approved of ‘lysander,’ because it rhymes with his last name, and sander pretended to be upset that she mentioned it but he was secretly pleased she picked up on that).
lysander also moved away to live with his dad in romania for a while, completing his last schooling years there
they only really started to reconnect when lily went to visit her uncle charlie there for an internship. lysander helped her catch up on all sorts of magical creatures that she needed to know for her internship, and when her genuine curiosity pushed him to teach her more and more (despite how he’s more interested in the habitats of these creatures rather than the creatures themselves), he began to like her more and show more of a secret nerdy side
they become parents to approximately: four bowtruckles, one jarvey, a fire crab, two knarls, a hippocampus and a dozen pygmy puffs
when lily left her internship early, coming to the conclusion that she didnt want to pursue being a mazoologist as a career, she and lysander fought again, but this was the explosive type, not the type they had when they were kids
people such as their mothers, brothers and friends like to call this “the divorce”, because lily has gone on tangents with her mates about how cruel and cold sander is towards her that will eventually end in tears with how much she misses him and sander will literally not talk about her at all despite the months and months of only talking about lily, and when she’s so much as mentioned, he will physically leave the room
it takes a lot of letter-writing (funnily enough initiated by the emotional wall that is lysander who writes to her about menial stuff, such as updates on the creatures as he knows she had always cared for them) and demanding (lily, who immediately lectures sander on only writing about the creatures and nothing about himself because, as said, he’s an emotional wall) for them to build a relationship again
lysander comes back to england to visit his mother and him and lily hang out and its SO obvious there is tension there but lysander is stupid when hes in love and lily has her father’s obliviousness so it still takes so much stage work from lorcan to have these two actually get together (he will be later compensated with a shoutout at their wedding)
then they get together and people are surprised that the dynamic has only reverted to how they were in romania. aka lily non stop talking about lysander (not in a gushy way, she just mentions him bc random things remind her of him) and he is just BRANDED by her (hes wearing all the girly shit she buys him because they match her aesthetic in her closet and he just wants to make her happy)
her love language is recieving gifts so sander learns to be crafty. hes not good with words so the least he can do is be creative with what he gives her
lily texts like “IN ALL CAPS LIEK THIS??!?! 🫶💗😋‼️🗣️🗣️ “ and sander texts “like this.” hes dry asf
their minds are both messy asf but for some reason theyre always more concerned about the organisation of the other then themselves so they balance each other out
its the type of love where shes drinking iced chocolate he made for her and hes drinking iced tea with too much sugar in it, and they’re on the porch shirtless because its sweltering hot summer, and she’s hashing up years old gossip hes heard thrice now because she already tells him everything ever
when lily’s bored she draws on him in pen
lily gets super excited when sander gets tanned because he freckles under the sun and shes also extremely freckley so theyre like freckle buds
lily loses her glasses all the time, and when shes walking around blind asf looking for them she be squinting at whats two feet in front of her and sander finds it adorable, her whole face scrunches up
lysander is so dark academia and sherlock holmes and lilys so hello kitty, maneater mini skirts and pink supremacy
hate watch things together and call it a ‘date’
poppy wright and alex nilsen vibes sorta
ofc she makes them matching jewellery. ofc she proposes to him with said jewellery
