Maverick, to Maddy; Girl, you're my niece, you're family, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks

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Maverick, to Maddy; Girl, you're my niece, you're family, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks
posts that remind me of maddy mim
Songs from Epic and their respective VKs
This may seem a lil clunky and I won't be linking the songs because I'm too tired rn sorry
Just a Man - Anthony Tremaine
Open Arms - Hunter de Vil (as Odysseus) and Meade Mim (as Polites)
Remember Them - Uma, Harriet Hook, Sammy Smee
My Goodbye - Madam Mim (as Athena) and Iolanthe Mim (as Odysseus)
Ruthlessness - Harriet Hook, Diego de Vil, Uma, Laura Rourke
Puppeteer - Whitney Skyes
Done For - Michelle Mim, Whitney Skyes
The Underworld - Freddie Facilier
No Longer You - Celia Facilier
Monster - Harriet Hook, Freddie Facilier, Laura Rourke, Diego de Vil
Suffering - Maddy Mim
Different Beast - Gene LeGume, Gustave LeGume, Diego de Vil
Scylla- The Mim grandchildren as a whole
Maddy Mim
Legal name: Madailéin Deirdre Mim
Aliases: Mad Maddy
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Eye color: Aqua Green
Hair color: Aqua Green
Height: 5’6 (168 cm)
Scars/Birthmarks: Several scars along her chest, Burn scars along her hands, A brand on the left shoulder
Other Distinguishing Features: N/A
Appearance: Typically seen in shades of pink
Birthday: March 23
Known Family: Morrígan Mim (Mother), Malachi Mim (Son, died at 9 months, born at age 16), Arthur Mim (Brother), Maitland Mim (Sibling), Gwen Mim (Niece)
Notable Traits: Selfish, Independent, Abrasive, Demented
Associations: Ginerva Gothel, Leighton Rourke, Yzla, Zevon, Reza of Agrabah, Gaston LeGume the Second, Gaston LeGume the Third
Weaknesses: Would do anything to spite Mal, Submissive to grandmother and Maeve
The VK‘s other parents
Hermie Bing: the Ringmaster, I always thought someone just dropped her off on his doorstep
Sammy, Squeaky & Squirmy Smee: Sam Smee Sr. & Mollie Smee
Eddie Balthazar: Edgar Balthazar Sr. & I‘ve thought about Lady Tremaine, but I don‘t know yet.
Harry & CJ Hook: Captain James Hook & Fleur-de-Lys Gondelaurier (a character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame, don‘t ask, it‘s complicated)
Dizzy Tremaine: Drizella Tremaine & Prince Hans
Uma Triskelion, Freddie & Celia Facilier: Ursula Triskelion & Dr. Facilier
Lefou deux: Lefou & Laurette Bimbette
Harry & Jace Badun: this makes me notice that there are wayyy too few female Disney villains :// Horace & Jasper Badun
Carlos de Vil: Cruella de Vil & Judge Claude Frollo
Ginny Gothel & Claudine Frollo: Mother Gothel & Judge Claude Frollo
Zevon & Yzla: Yzma &… I used to use Hades as their father, but he wouldn’t cheat on Perse… I‘ll think about it
Jade: Nasira & Shan Yu
Mad Maddie Mim: we actually don‘t have any canon parent for her. We just know her grandmother, Madam Mim.
Diego de Vil: Cecil de Vil & one of those three women in one jump ahead
Mal Bertha: Maleficent & some random guy.. it‘s a plot point in the books that Mal knows exactly one thing about her father: he‘s a human.
Evie Grimhilde: Queen Grimhilde & Chernabog
Jay: Jafar & also one of those three women in one jump ahead, but a different one than Diego.
Gil Legume: Gaston Legume Sr. & Laurette Bimbette
Clay Clayton: William Cecil Clayton & Helga Katrina Sinclair
Rick Radcliffe; Gouverneur John Radcliffe & just someone I called Mrs Radcliffe
Hadie: Hades & Persephone
Gaston Legume Jr: Gaston Legume Sr. & Paulette Bimbette
Gaston Legume the third: Gaston Legume Sr. & Claudette Bimbette
Anthony Tremaine: I have a headcanon that he‘s actually Drizella‘s son, it‘d explain why he has dark hair. Of course she‘d abandon her kid, so Anastasia took him in and raised him.
Harriet: it‘s a plot point that she doesn’t know who her mother is, or when she was born. I don‘t want to ruin that. Her father is Captain James Hook though.
Those are all canon VKs I could think of - I might have missed someone. Tell me if I did!
An AU in which Freddie kidnaps Ben and brings him back to the Isle.
Everyone goes after them. Mal, Evie, Carlos, and Jay, of course, but also all of Ben’s friends, which means that a bunch of AKs with no idea what they’re in for show up on the Isle too.
Then Freddie shows up and tells them where Ben is and who has him.
The only reason she kidnapped Ben is because Mad Maddy, Ginny Gothel, the Gaston twins, and possibly Anthony Tremaine (or maybe not, since Celia is his cousin Dizzy’s best friend) kidnapped Celia. So she delivered Ben to them and got Celia back.
Celia’s like, “I’m fine. They just tied be to a chair and left me. I almost convinced the Gaston twins to untie me so I could tell their fortunes but Maddy shooed them out. It was boring, really. This wasn’t even the first time I’ve been kidnapped.”
But now that Celia is safe, Freddie is free to assist the others in getting the king back.
Maddy and the others’ plan is to use Ben as a hostage to get off the Isle. Unfortunately for them, Mal, Evie, Carlos, and Jay call in a bunch of allies to help them rescue Ben....which they agree to on the condition that they get off the Isle as well.
Carlos’s cousins, Jay’s cousin, Harriet Hook and her pirate crew....they start a fight in the front of the broken-down building where Ben is, while a few people sneak around the back to find Ben. Once they have him, they all end up on Harriet’s pirate ship, where Harriet sets sail and subtly threatens to hold Ben AND all the AKs there hostage as well if she and her crew and all the VKs there are not allowed to leave the Isle with the others. So that’s what happens.
Celia takes credit for all of it.
”Mad” Maddy Mim, Granddaughter of Madam Mim
What is it with Mal and attacking her friends's hair? Maddy? Lye to force her to change her hair colour. Uma? Shrimp over Uma giggling when Mal slipped. Like, gods, girl. Stop attacking people's hair