Yes. If you die, I’m afraid you probably won’t be able to claim your expenses.
God he’s such a bitch it’s hilarious

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Yes. If you die, I’m afraid you probably won’t be able to claim your expenses.
God he’s such a bitch it’s hilarious
Episode 116, The Show Must Go On. The bizarre working relationship the team has with Elias throughout this season is so fucking funny. Can't live with him, can't live without him. He's just there. He can't leave. They can't leave. They just do their jobs in the basement while he does his evilness. Average boss/employee relationship under capitalism
Small compilation of Martin K. Blackwood being an absolute mood (latter half of S3)
MAG 116
Well, good to know what the ritual will look like
Martin vs literally everyone
The sass this man is radiating I love him
BECOME FERAL
GO EVIL
GO EVIL
GI EVIL
GO EVIL
When I like a character that is kind I wish upon them the chance to go absolutely BATSHIT
#GiveMartinACrowbar
episode 116's title gives me cause for concern, wish me luck
Elias JM Bouchard remains funniest motherfucker on earth god he really did make himself a manager for the love of the game. didn’t have to do all of that but other than The Beholding his soul truly yearned for soulless (ha) corporate bureaucracy. “Alright guys I know I’m sending you off to fight the Clown Apocalypse but please save your receipts so you can expense everything after 🙏👍” Diva up honestly.
“Yes, I’m afraid if you die, you won’t be able to claim your expenses.”
Sjfkksjf, Elías bugging them about keeping their receipts for reimbursement whilst the end of the world is soon in session is So Freakin Funny - he really is a rat bastard but he’s so silly too I love it
ALSO TIM NO DON’T MANIFEST GOING DOWN SWINGING DON’T YOU DO THAT TO ME BAD TIM STAY WITH THE GROUP TIM
TMA What We Know -[116]- The Show Must Go On
pre-statement:
-Elias called everyone to his office (minus Melanie who didn't show up) to tell them that their plan for stopping the Unknowing has at least some chance of working
-and he's going to play one of Gertrude's tapes for them, which supposedly has some kind of relevant information on it
--STATEMENT--
-ah it's the mechanical turk episode!! -LOVE when real life things come up in tma
-guy who built mechanical turk also built a 'speaking machine'. machine that Speaks.
-there's gonna be some big performance that may or may not be spooky
-automatons are working in all the customer service roles
-automaton birds start screaming
-mechanical turk stabs chess board with a sword, it starts bleeding
-it stands up and starts dancing
-seems like this guy just violenced his way out of the Unknowing. just punched and kicked and bit his way out.
-???something??? happened??? idk man it's the Unknowing.
Gertrude's post-statement:
-avatar of the slaughter disrupted the Unknowing
Jon's post-statement:
-Elias says that Jon could probably See during the Unknowing, given his current state of Archivist-ness
-Martin and Melanie are staying behind during the Unknowing (<- as part of a plan we haven't heard yet)
-Unknowing Crew is staying at a motel near the Unknowing
-Elias wants Tim to stay behind
-Tim's going to the Unknowing and he's going to have a great time <333