unnecessary and putrid us papyrus headcannons
• unnecessarily good at overwatch and valorant
absolutely smokes your favorites. i don’t think he would go out of his way to brag about it, but he solos in it. don’t let this guy play fortnite because he would also dominate that; the only thing stopping him from playing it is he thinks his stupid
• does NOT know how to cook
i seriously would not trust this guy with even cooking potatoes, not even making soup
although, i’d like to imagine that ALL papyrus variants are inherently bad at cooking regardless of its a swap au. he’s just especially bad
•hits this face when he’s deep in thought
just look at him, you’re gonna tell me he didn’t smoke? incredibly bad at rolling joints, doesn’t like bongs because he doesn’t want to clean them. almost strictly used bowls, however not above using unconventional ways
in addition i do in fact know he smokes cigarettes but i don’t think as often as a lot of other people think. it would take him a couple weeks to go through a pack. also used to be a vape addict, stopped after realizing how many burnt ones he had that he still hit. (yeah same)
• ONE pillow. ONE blanket. ONE bed sheet set.
• also a reel enjoyer who sometimes dabbles in tiktok
his instagram account is a blank pfp that’s following maybe 5 people with 500 followers, don’t know how that happened
