Wade: I want everything in my life to be a piece of cake.
Laura: I absolutely get you!
Logan, from the kitchen: He means a literal piece of cake, Laura.

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Wade: I want everything in my life to be a piece of cake.
Laura: I absolutely get you!
Logan, from the kitchen: He means a literal piece of cake, Laura.
not trying to start discourse (like truly) but i cannot believe there are people out there who genuinely think steve owed it to tony to tell him about bucky and his parents
Headcanon: Michelle didn’t actually start figuring out Peter was Spider-Man until she found one of his backpacks webbed to a dumpster and he freaked out when she returned it to him the following the day and after that, she actually started paying attention and it just became blatantly more obvious
this took exactly 2 total weeks after Peter started being Spider-Man for her to piece everything together and she’s just kept it a secret to see how long Peter could keep it up
Michelle Jones: and now for a gay update with Peter Parker
Peter p: getting gayer
Michelle Jones: thankyou Peter
Carol Danvers doesn't need anyone's permission—or help—to kick ass.
Dude Avengers acquire, or are born with, their powers and rarely are told to reel them in. They crank them to 11 and aren't shy about it. Hank Pym told Scott Lang how to use the Ant-Man suit and Scott pretty much did with it what he wanted. Tony Stark doesn't hesitate to build stronger Iron Man suits. Thor's hammer was his birthright. Steve Rogers got jacked by science and was handed a shield. Out of any of them, maybe the Hulk is the only one who has to control himself, but the Big Guy is basically Bruce Banner's other personality, not his own. Carol Danvers isn't told to control herself because she has no agency over her Ms. Hyde. Like witches, and suffragettes, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Captain Marvel was told that her anger in a fight was too much, that it would get her in trouble. That wasn't true, it was just that everyone was afraid of her might.
Happy International Women’s Day!! Please go see Captain Marvel, because it’s amazing.
watching aos for the first time and just found out ward is hydra. i feel betrayed.
in love with comic!clint
sometimes i can’t believe we actually got tfatws and it’s a real show we get to experience like