Jun 15, 2024
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Incorrect MDSZ: Lan Wangji Needs to Enunciate
Lan Wangji to a farmer: So you say you think a demon has been ruining your crops. Don't worry sir, we'll get to the bottom of this. Wei Wuxian: *Whose* gonna be bottoming for this??
Wei Wuxian: Uh, Lan Zhan? Why are there radishes in our bed?
Lan Wangji: Sizhui had a nightmare. I told him you would not mind him laying with you.
Wei Wuxian: Aww, poor thing. What about-
Lan Wangji: Lan Jingyi woke up and found him gone so he came here. He decided to also join so he could help comfort Sizhui.
Wei Wuxian: Okay but-
Lan Wangji: Ouyang Zizhen didn't want to be left alone in the guest room because he said it was too scary. So he followed Jingyi.
Wei Wuxian: Then what about-
Lan Wangji: Jin Ling informed me to tell you that he was forced into joining the "stupid cuddle puddle" since everyone else was and it is in no way because he wanted to or anything.
Wei Wuxian: Sounds like him.
Lan Wangji: Mn.
Wei Wuxian: But where the hell does Jiang Cheng, Wen Ning and Zewu-Jun come in?
*Both turn to see the two sect leaders also curled up on the bed, fast asleep while Wen Ning sat near the edge of the bed, eyes closed*
Lan Wangji:
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Wangji: I do not know. They were already here when I had awoken.
Wei Wuxian: I didn't realize our bed was so big.
Lan Wangji, who had awoken upon the floor, sitting at the table with an annoyed frown: It is not.
Wei Ying: It’s not gay if I want to date Lan Zhan right?
Jiang Cheng: I’m not an expert but that sounds kinda gay
Nie Huaisang: I’m an expert. That’s gay
Lan Wangji, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Wei Wuxian : How?
Lan Wangji: How what?
Wei Wuxian : How could they be worse?
Lan Wangji: They couldn’t, I lied.
Wei Wuxian :
Kofi extra for @ScienceSaya who asked for a fourth wall break hehehe ^^ Thank you
I’m bad at making memes sorry
Jiang Cheng: [to Wei Wuxian] I need 45 minutes away from you, and then we can be best friends again.