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Sister: Diet ako, saging nalang kinakain ko.
Me: Alam mo ba na kapag napasobra ka ng saging pwede kang mag hyperkalemia? Which will affect your heart and muscle movement.
Sister: Hala naka-tatlo na pa naman ako ngayon.
Me: Ay, don’t worry, matsing ka naman.
Heh.
Me: You know what, you’re highly immunogenic.
Him: Why?
Me: Because you have caused such a reaction in me.
Hey, it’s me Faye, 24, and has the talent to scare away people with my awesome pickup lines 😂
ME: *called babe* Sm na ko, walking na pauwi. Grabe sumakit ulo ko. Now I know how hard is Bio-Chem.
BABE: Oo grabe.
