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Date Everything! Greek Mythology AU

This idea came up during a chat with @squoonsquoon, and over the past weekish we have been crafting ideas for it, we would like to share with anyone who’d listen! And if anyone is so moved we would love to hear your ideas too!!

(Disclaimer: Some liberties were taken so no one is a 1:1 to any mythological being; for example, no one is related and domains that are attributed to one god are split here

Also, this AU is meant to be lighthearted and while I know Greek mythology contains some unsavory topics/actions *eherm almost everything about Zeus* we made this AU for fun so we stayed away from that)

This post is broken up into character roles and the general plot we made for this AU

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Character Roles! + some context about them (Not everyone is included or expanded too much upon)

MC is a regular mortal human in a stylish red chiton 

Airyn, Fantina, Hector, and Wyndolyn are wind gods (Anemoi)

Hector and Fantina are cursed by Tina (read Tina’s description for context)

Arma is their keeper (Aeolus adjacent)

Abel is the Titan of Agriculture

MC found him when they were hungry and Mac directed them to Abel’s sacred garden

Amir is a water nymph

Reverse Narcissus, all who view into his waters are complimented and adored

Bathsheba is a water nymph

She is Narcissus adjacent

Ben-Hwa is one of the love gods

Their domain is Eros, lust

Betty is the primordial goddess of sleep/dreams

She has always admired MC and observe them in their dreams

Beverly is Circe adjacent

Her knack for creating drinks could be turned into potions and spells

Bobby Pinn is Hermes adjacent

God of thieves, trickery and safe travels (they have less weird looking herms)

Always had a thing for MC and would leave random loot they stole by their door

Accidentally kick started MC’s adventure, whoops

Kind of beefs with Mac over this but is also close to them since they are some of the younger gods

Their animal is a crow named Kirby (another name for bobby pin)

Bodhi is a Calypso adjacent, not sure what he is the god of

He was stuck on an island with Keith (since they are both found in the same place in-game)

He is stuck there while Keith escaped

Cam a satyr that collects trash

Expect him to be connected with nature? Nah he’s gonna do his own thing and surround himself with human’s trash

Celia is the primordial goddess of the sky

Florence is the primordial goddess of the earth

Of course the sky and the earth are in love

Chance god of fortune, chance, and prosperity

Parker always wants him around

Chairemi is the goddess of theater 

Part of the muses, covers creative fields 

Connie is like a more humanoid Sphinx

She has a bunch of riddles

Curt + Rod are dryads

They transform into trees to diss people up close

Though people don’t know where the voices are coming from

Get it? They’re still shady as trees

Dante the god of the sacred fire

He manages all the sacrifices to the gods through his flames

Also possibly another love god

Dorian is a Minotaur

He looks intimidating but is friendly

He is trapped in a Labyrinth that is essentially a revolving mess of doors and rooms no one knows how to manage

He is trapped there because of Keith

Has a hard time trusting bc of Keith too (expanded upon in general plot section)

Doug is the actual moon (bald head)

Dragged across the night sky by Memoria 

Dolly is the goddess of History

Also part of the muses, covering the scientific aspect

Eddie + Volt gods of the storms

Eddie originally encompasses storms but split himself

Volt is lightning, he is flashy and more well known

Eddie is thunder, always accompanies volt but in the background

They are more mysterious as some worship only Volt because they don’t know about Eddie

Few people remember when it was just Eddie 

Some people think Eddie is just an epithet of Volt and not 2 different gods 

Friar Errol is a priest that started a cult worshiping a god that doesn’t exist

Gaia is a goddess of earthquake and travel 

She is asked by Mac and Bobby for a safe place MC can go after running away 

She is also a Muse (Urania adjacent)

The Hanks are Satyrs

They get into some crazy and daring shenanigans

Hero-Hima a well renowned hero

Many stories and myths about her heroism are told

Holly is the goddess of festivities and celebrations

Jean Loo is a siren 

Johnny Splash is a siren

Both him and Jean Loo are actually terrible at their jobs

Usually repel sailors away rather than attracting them

Keith crooked king turned god of deceit/lies

Trapped Bodhi on the island

Trapped Dorian in the Labyrinth

Bodhi didn’t know he was the god of deceit, Keith said he was the god of updog 😔

Only one person could make it off the island and Keith didn’t tell Bodhi

Just left and ‘promised to come back’

Never does 

Keyes is one of the muses

Lux is the sun god

Hates Bobby for stealing some of their followers for themself

Mac is the god of something like innovation or wisdom (maybe both), mostly due to all the information you can look up on the computer

They are in charge of pseudo oracles to give advice through visions to mortals

Always thought that one human in the red chiton was cute

Kind of but not really beefing with Bobby for getting their favorite human in trouble

Their associated animal is a mouse, Roni

Mateo is a satyr 

Chills in the forest carrying for the animals that inhabit it and enjoys playing on his pan pipes

Lady Memoria is a primordial goddess of the night

She is the only one who can handle Doug

She drags his head across the night sky in a chariot 

Miranda is one of the muses 

Nightmare is the primordial goddess of night terrors

Sometimes argues with Betty on who will go into the human’s head that night 

Parker is a Dionysus adjacent, god of games, religious ecstasy, and madness

Wants Chance around to bring prosperity with him

Phoenicia goddess of communication

MC told her to give Sam updates throughout their journey in meeting everyone

Prissy is Persophone adjacent

Married to Skips bc we thought they would be cute together

Though she also has some of Demeter’s power like harvest/fertility

Rainey is part of the muses

Reggie is like a god of mischief, though he claims to be a god of hate

River is the goddess of the sea

Sam is MC’s best friend that got them a job at the palace (see the general plot section)

She is dating Tom

Scandalabra/ John Wick is a nymph

Even though John is a regular nymph he disguises himself as an oracle named ‘Scandalabra’ to hear about other people’s lives and problems

He is not found out until MC comes along because almost no one visited him 

Skylar another one of the love gods

Possibly encompasses Philia

Shelley is basically Atlas

Poor girl holds up the sky

Stefan could give hestia vibes, god of hearth and family 

Mr. Cluckles is his animal representation 

Teddy another love god/ chiron adjacent

He represents Agape love

He is a wise and kind mentor to the newer gods

Telly god of storytelling

Timothy/ Timmy are/is the god of the seasons

Makes sure seasons occurs on shhedule

His animal is obvi a cat

Timothy is there during Spring and Summer to ensure life is brought to the world

Timmy is there during the Fall and Winter, not caring for his duties and lets everything Timothy made be killed off in the freezing winter

MC meets them during the changing of the seasons

Tina is an Eris adjacent

Always starting chaos when she is bored

Tried to have a threesome with some of the wind gods and when rejected cursed Fantina and Hector to live a life away from their love

As wind gods they can never get to close or their love will literally be blown away, forced to yearn from a distance

Until MC finds a way to break the curse

Tony is Hephaestus adjacent

Most of his creations were happy accidents but he is still worshipped

Tydus is Atalanta adjacent with a mix of Artemis 

A hero who later became a goddess of the hunt started a group (her dipodgenes)

Tyrell is a water nymph

Skips(shadow lord) is Hades adjacent, ruler of the underworld/ god of darkness

Married to Prissy bc we thought they’d be cute together

Zoey is a lost soul in the underworld

MC finds her by the River Lethe without any memories of who she was

MC asks Skips and Prissy if they can bring her back to the overworld to give her another chance at life

How they leave the underworld is kind of Orpheus and Eurydice adjacent

The General Plot:

As established, MC was a regular mortal human, living in Valdivian. Their friend Sam landed them a job in the palace, working as a servant to the tyrant David Most, alongside everyone they are treated awful. This goes noticed by Bobby, who upon seeing their favorite human being treated so terribly does the only thing they know how to and steals some of David’s treasure to give to MC. David notices his stuff missing and MC gets caught in possession of it, MC is sentenced to death for stealing from the King. They run away, Bobby asks Mac for help and Mac sends Tinfoil Hat to help MC escape the kingdom. 

MC is cornered by soldiers at a cliff and jumps, presumed dead by everyone, including Sam. Instead they are found by River who takes pity on them and makes sure they don’t drown. After this Bobby, Mac, and Gaia try to find the best place for MC to go when in actuality a ✨prophecy✨ was started. Over the next few years MC encounters the other deities and mythical creatures and romances them. This is where the AU turns into a slice of life, hijinks induced, episodic narrative. @squoonsquoon and I thought of the following scenarios that might happen during this time. We also hc that due to hubris often being found in Greek Mythology the characters can become prideful and more possessive of the human than they are in the game.

Gaia concludes the safest place for MC to go would be on Bodhi’s island as he can provide them with food, shelter and security. The only problem is MC starts Bodhi‘s arc in wanting to escape the island and explore the world. The two eventually do leave and as they sail off they meet Jean Loo and Johnny Splash, MC helps them too in improving their music capabilities.

During this adventure Gaia mentions the (Dorian) Minotaur’s Labyrinth found in the rubbles of an old kingdom could be a safe place, Mac is against it but can’t really argue because there is no confirmation the Minotaur himself is even alive. MC makes their way there and while they do not immediately meet Dorian they can hear him while they make their way through the Labyrinth. He is in the center and can spectate MC, watching as they piece more and more of his story through the specific items found in different rooms. There was a point where the King(Keith) of this place and the Minotaur fell in love, it was a trap however as the King’s plan was to slay the monster and gain fame/notoriety, hoping it was enough to attract the god’s attention. The king failed in killing him and as a backup plan privately commissioned the creation of the Labyrinth and trapped Dorian inside. It ends with MC helping Dorian trusts others again and find a way out, eventually they fall in love too.

At some point after failing to kill the Minotaur Keith finds himself trapped on an island with a god, Bodhi. He lies to the god and drinks his ambrosia behind his back, after being transformed into a god himself he leaves the island and its curse. None of the gods want him around when they see what he did to Bodhi and later find out what he did to Dorian.

At some point MC finds themself in the underworld and Skips+Prissy take a liking to them, trying to convince them to eat pomegranate. Luckily, Abel foresaw this and made sure MC went with a big sack of delicious food cultivated by the titan of agriculture himself. Here MC finds Zoey and is determined to help her find out about her life and death; when it comes time for MC to leave they take Zoey back with them.

When MC meets Phonenicia they ask her to tell Sam they are alive and okay. This whole time Sam was grieving her friend and feeling guilty that she technically contributed to their death. MC starts to regularly send Sam gifts from their new lovers (which are very fancy).

Throughout the whole journey MC receives constant trinkets and blessings from their lovers. What they also don’t know is that they also keep sneaking in drops of ambrosia into their drinks, it is mostly for the healing and strength properties (it's not enough to make them immortal).

Eventually MC goes back to Valdivian because of the ✨prophecy✨and has a showdown with David Most. When it seemed MC was about to receive a life threatening injury they suddenly start to glow and their mortality burns off of them; they become a god. The gods are confused by this until it’s revealed they all had the same idea to sneak drops of ambrosia into MC’s drinks, that ambrosia was basically all they were drinking. (Also Ben-Hwa mentions some godly fluids that were also exchanged played a part too). 

The prophecy was that MC was going to become a god and they are actually a Psyche adjacent. They are the god of the soul and their adventure reflects the story of a soul’s journey to immortality. They get the epithet ‘lover of all’. MC reunites with Sam and appoints her as their high priestess, to make sure Sam lives comfortably for the rest of her days.

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Thank you so much to anyone who took the time to read this <3 Were some of your favs not mentioned? Add them! Wanna expand/workshop some of your favs? Do it! We are open and would be so happy to see anyone’s contributions to this AU we came up with ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

Honorable mention to the message that started it all:

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repost because it got flagged as sensitive content for some reason?? anyways my favorite lady

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my friend had the brilliant idea of memoria and sophia (lovingly calling it memoryvault)

unfortunately i'm obsessed with them

(@cameronartz you beautiful human)

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Pt. 2 of Date Everything ships and hcs!

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Date Everything Sleepover Headcanons!!!

WARNINGS: mention of fucking on the bar. NO ACTUAL FUCKING ON THE BAR

Again, this is mostly me and my friend talking to each other on iCloud Notes

CHARACTERS: Volt, Eddie, Betty, Mateo, The Hanks, Bathsheba, Cam, Scandalabra, Dorian, Shelly, Captain Jaques Pierrot, Parker, Chance, Telly, Mac, Lady Memoria, Zoey Bennet, Johnny Splash, Amir, Jean Loo, Barry Styles, Ceilia, Florence, Skylar, Timothy Timepiece/Timmy, Beverly, Koa, Rainey, Tony, Hector, Sofia, Rebel, Dasha, Harper, Dirk, Washford, Drysdale, Chairemi, Kopi, Daisuke, Artt, Reggie, Mitchell Linn, Stella, River, Winifred, Bodhi, Dante, Lyric, Teddy

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at the breaker box and yes Eddie is forced into it. “Volt for the last time I said the answer is NO!!” Volt: 🥺👉👈 Eddie: ….fine

chat do we think lyric and teddy read everyone betime stories YESYESYESYESYES

Betty makes sure everybody’s comfy 

We have to shoot the hanks with tranquilizers to get them to sleep (LMAO LIKE BEAR STRENGTH ONES) elephant strength

“OMG MAKE THEM STOPPPP!!!” *five shots fired* “problem solved! They’ll sleep like babies :)” (NOOOO)

parker wants to play monopoly until the fucking crack of dawn (we put him in the time out corner with chance)(NOOOOOO)

Johnny wants karaoke everybody yells no in unison 

Chance tries to put on httyd…he is kicked out of the room. ( well let him back in once he thinks abt his actions)

Mateo is first asleep and before the darling Hanks can try and put his hand in warm water Betty stops them (Lux is streaming)

Ceilia has a rule: lights out before 11

not a soul listens

Barry's makingsure everyone wipes off their makeup/puts on face masks

volt is trying to put said face mask on eddie 

jean loo was kicked out right at the start because he wouldnt stfu (amir kicked him out and nobody complained)

Timothy has set an EARLY ASS ALARM and hes one of those kids thats like 'GUYSSSSS we need to sleeeeeeeppppp ceilia said we need to sleeep" 

If he turns into Timmy he is also kicked out (HAHAHAHA) ITS TRUE IF HE CALLS ME MASTER IM PUTTING HIM DOWN (NOOOOO HAHAHA BUT I WOULD TOO OMG)

everyone's eyes snap open the second timmy fucking turns up and they collectively thow him out

betty cancels his fucking alarm (THANK GOD IM NOT WAKING UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN FOR HIS PRECIOUS “SCHHHHHEDULE”) (oh yeah duh)

cam just kinda sits in the corner and eveyone tosses him leftovers and anything else (bros munching the whole time)

beverly brings all the snacks (she passes out at like 8 because shes an alcoholic)

Koa left halfway through because there was too much noise for him

rainey plays a bunch of white noise

hector doesnt show up but if he does hes writing the filthiest smut imaginable in the corner and not talking to anyone THAT IS THE MOST REALISTIC THING EVER

Volt is the night light (they turned lux tf off because they're too bright)

tony is trying to play smash or pass w everyone (Hank 3 joins in)YESYESYESYES WAIT OMG WHAT DOES HANK 3 DO OH GOD (NOTHING FREAKY BUT HE SAYS SMASH LIKE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE MEANIES)

Hanks yells one of us to Tony (he’d fit right in)(HE WOULD) (we can buy him a power ranger suit to match)

we have to quiet sofia down because whenever someone is trying to drift off she goes 'yesss sleep mommy will protect you' and they look at her like |:0

Bathsheba is like 'ughhh oh my godd i have to sleep in the peasant room' and gets a pillo chucked at her from camJUSTICEEEE

Mateo cuddles with the inanimals 🥰 (DVJFBHFKJKFKJW) (someone’s happy 😏)(more than happy *wink emojie becayse im on a computer) lol

Eddie puts up another “no fucking in the bar” sign in case anyone forgot (ill fuck him on the bar) (VOLT EDDIE SANDWHICH MORE LIKE EDDIES SANDWHICHED BETWEEN ME AND VOLT) cause we all know people “forgot” (whos banging onthe bar oml)

DORIAN is the one with the tranquilizer darts. (YES.)

Florence tries to get us to follow Celia’s rules but she ends up joining in too (AWWWW)

dorian makes sure things dont get too out of control (he sleeps after everyone else sleeps)

scandalabra is sitting with bathsheba and they talk shit a lot up until everyone yells at them to SHUT UP

rebel is like 'sleep is for dummies i dont sleep' and two seconds later theyre out cold

Telly is the one whos suggesting movie night but everyone says 'no you watch movies on laptops during sleepovers' and literally pirate movies on mac even tho theyre free on telly

Mac pipes up every few seconds 'hot single moms in your area' and it goes silent and mac is like 'i dont know what that was' DAMNNNNN

EVERYONE FIGHTS ABT THE MOVIE ITS CHAOS (what do they settle on o great master of headcanons?) (thats hard cause I feel some would resort to violence)(fairrrr)(we gotta think of a movie everyone likes)(WAIT WHAT ABOUT BARBIE LIFE IN THE DREAMHOUSE)

EVERYONE AGREES NOBODY OBJECTS (wait...but theyre all objects (pun. ha. laugh)

EVERYONE SINGS THE THEME SONG!!!  

Mac tries to urge hector to stop writing online fanfics on their computer and socialize but he refuses (HAHAHAHA)

They (the hanks) totally have huge cuddle piles (awwwwwww) (This still applies)

Skylar tries to get us to go to bed but nobody listens(YAYYAYAYAYA)

Dasha is given the task of sleeping between Harper and Dirk so that if they try to fight they wont because i mean LOOK AT HER YIOU DONT WANNA WAKE HER UP

Harper wants to cuddle with Dirk while Dirk gets…cozy with his “Batman” body pillow (ew stinky man)

dirk sleeps with that fucking body pillow (shame emoji)

washford and drysdale work with chairemi to do a little mini play for everyone

lady memoria is all for telling spooky stories and when she is zoey butts in and is like 'oh i have a story' and talks about how she died and everyones like 'whoa great scary story!! glad its fake' and shes like 'oh no thats how i died ^^' (YES)

skylar is kind of just sitting there and shes like 'sooooo uhhh do you like all these dateables?" while theyre actively trying to kill each other (WE BOTH NOD OUR HEADS FURIOUSLY IN UNISON)

I feel like the two of us would be lives of the party there ngl (we're cool trust)

shelly would be trying her hardest to be like 'yeah!! we have to have the maximum amount of fun!!' but eventually its just too much and everyone forces her to sleep (Dorian also shoots her with the tranquilizer dart after the Hanks)

Kopi makes everyone decaf tea if they want some to help them sleep

Daisuke is one of the first asleep and bro is sleeping like a wooden plank (hey we offered him a bed but he insisted for some reason)(HAHAHAHA)(bro doesnt wake up AT ALL) (very deep sleeper)

artt is looking at all the chaos like 'oh my word look at the composition!! the emotion!! splendid!!'

reggie gets involved in a fight between dirk and harper SOLELY because he just wants to piss them BOTH OFF. like he'll go: 'harper, you know dirk's obviously too good for you, thats why he cheats' and then he turns around to dirk and goes 'and youre a lazyexcuse for a man boy. if youre going to cheat on your girlfriend, do it in a classy way. this is embarrassing." (YES)

Mitchell critique’s all the snacks (hes so bias tho. if he likes one and someone he doesnt like made it hes like 'this sucks ass' but if like freddy made it and it sucke hes like 'freddy this has a lot of rustic heart and interesting compounds')

Stella tries reading from her pyramid scam pamphlet until Cam throws it out the window(nah he eats that shit)

winnifred, washford, bathsheba, and river disappear for a while and come back like 40 minutes later

we have to shoot jaques with a tranquilizer too i fear because hes like 'AHAHA YES CHALLENGE ME SEA DOG" to everyone

bodhi is in complete awe of barbie life in the dream house. hes discovered the only good thing about the 21st century

dante and tony argue for a while about the appropriate way to flirt (jean loo is like "YOU ARE BOTH WRONG IT IS A CRAP BATTLE" and parker is like "NUH UH NUH UH ITS ROLLING DICE" and they just stare at each other like :o

Imagine like all the flirty people fighting over the best way to do it?? Like ALL OF THEM??? I nominate Hank 3 cause he does it too much but we still love him