#menial labor

[whump-in-the-closet]

friendly reminder to make your captured villain scrub the floor of the hero’s lair in chains, taking the last of their pride

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

No te mea, he ra kotahi i ou whare, pai atu i nga ra kotahi mano: te tiaki tatau i te whare o toku Atua, pai atu ki ahau i te noho ki nga teneti o te kino.

For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand; I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God, than to dwell in the tents of wickedness. — Psalm 84:10 | Maori Bible (MAORI) and Third Millennium Bible (TMB) The Maori Bible is in the public domain and Third Millennium Bible, New Authorized Version, Copyright 1998 by Deuel Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. Cross References: Psalm 27:4; Isaiah 58:13

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How is a day in God’s courts better than a thousand elsewhere?

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm an excellent grunt worker. You give me a menial task, I'll do it for however long it needs doing; give me instructions, set me on my way, I'll get it done just as you specify. But I absolutely CANNOT make executive decisions and figure shit out on my own. If you expect me to just learn by doing and pick up on things with no guidance, I'm totally lost; I feel like a child, I get confused, I'm afraid I'll doing something wrong or break something or get in trouble. I'm a grown ass adult and I'm afraid of getting in trouble... I feel like if I do something I'm not told to do, it'll be the wrong thing, like my boss will disapprove no matter what I do; catch-22, if I do nothing then I should have done something, but if I do something then I should have done nothing. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. I feel like an idiot, I'm stressed out

[stuff1]

Finally, a young campus radical stepped on one too many toes. He was snatched by Homeland Security & taken to a Fed installation. He was fitted for a new invention: a portable Training Collar. The new collar emitted waves that could penetrate the skull, rewiring the subject's brain w/o surgery.

For 35 days, the young offender wore his snugly fitted collar day & night. His training continued in all levels of waking state and in all levels of sleep. The young Know It All was also subjected to very abbreviated forms of Social Counseling. The Collar amplified & implanted his lessons firmly in his brain.

When he completed his Social Rehabilitation, he was assigned to a new city and put to work in a new career that he'd been trained for. He's now a very contended career Grocery Clerk. He happily obeys all laws & rigidly follows all rules and conservative Social Norms.

The new Training Collar is being used by more & more law enforcement agencies every day.

[i-don-world]

meanwhile back at the wash tub

there seems to be some change in the air -

[the-heavens-declare]

Pro tip: if your advisor asks if you want to be his “favorite student ever,” chances are there’s a catch. 

[kataface-blog]

I can't remember anything and I have a headache

So picture are out of the fucking question. Alright. I get it tumblr. Why do you have to be such a douche??? Really is anyone else having this problem? Will anyone hear me whilst I sceam into the void???

I woke up at 12, tried to get a new car battery, didn't do that. Then I cleaned stuff. Was boring. Then ate pancakes and watched Game Grumps. No social interaction except with Mr.'s K and J via texting device. Sabbatical. Whatever.

I was thinking about some deep shit just awhile ago while choking on million of dust particles but now I forgot even the tiniest gist of it and I jump of a cliff into a foggy abyss and fall for the rest of eternity. But then eternity ends and I hit the damn rocks and die. So all that falling was pointless.

Please don't lie to people, people. It's just not fucking worth it. Because when you lie you have to cover that shit up with another lie and another and it's just not worth it at all. Karma will make sure you get caught and when you do shit will be way worse than if you had just told the truth in the first place. 

I've been thinking of changing up my style this year. My resolution is to be more goth than ever. So much goth wardrobe. Very underground bullshit. I'm kidding I'm not goth. Fuck that. Way too expensive. But I do wear a freaking ton of black and gray. Maybe less goth perhaps?

I really need to set my alarm tonight because I can't keep sleeping for 10 hours. It gives me a massive headache that lasts all day. 8 hours is all I need. I have to fix this before college starts back on Monday because DAMN, I can't do this shit. 

This person on OKcupid sent me a message and it made me so happy. I don't get called attractive very often, even if it's coming from someone that requires hydration if you catch my drift. i sent them a message back but still no reply. Maybe I come on too strong?

Look if I ever remember the philosophical crap I was thinking about a few hours ago I'll make sure to post it. But it was a passing thing. You know like when your really engrossed in doing something menial and boring a something interesting and awesome crosses your mind, so you think about the thing for awhile but then it fades out never to be thought of again? Those are the things that are always the hardest to remember, so I'll probably never post the thing. Hell I don't have anything new or interesting to say about the world anyway. Who cares?

[homepreneurs]

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