Earth & Humans are...Fragging Weird 3
Y/n:There are species of wasps that can hypnotize their prey into letting them sting and lay eggs in them
Bumblebee:...
Y/n:Then when the grubs hatch, they have a safe host to consume upon hatching!
Bumblebee:Why are you telling me this...
Y/n*Looks at Waspinator watering the flowers and talking to them,then back at bee*Worth it...
Waspinator*Is buzzing happily at the flowers,wearing a cute sun hat*Wasssspinator loooovezzzz zzyouuuu~
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Y/n:Did you know that humans yawning is quite contagious between us. There are still debates over why is this for, some say it's part of our mirroring behavior and/or social bonding...
Starscream:The frag do i care for this-
Y/n*Holding Meowgatron and both let out the tinest yawns*
Starscream*Optics catches that and involuntary yawns back but stops*-THE FRAG!ARE YOU A WITCH!?-...whats the science of it any updates?
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Y/n:A lot of butterflies will feast on corpses, blood, excrement and rotting plants
Tailgate:....
Cyclonus*Is now having to comfort tailgate who refuses to believe that about the coloful tiny pretty bugs,Spots bulkhead ahead who found out about the truths of otters*Why...why are you like this?
Y/n*Looks at tailgate then back at cyclonus*Because he told me to tell him everything i know of them...
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Y/n*Is on a check-up with first aid* Did you know pregnant woman may notice what looks like new or extra nipples, but they are generally not "growing" for the first time during pregnancy
First Aid*Is just checking your blood pressure*what is with your species?
Y/n*Sighs at your alien boyfriend*IM.PREGNANT.FIRST AID
First Aid:...
Shout out!:@ghostiehatesithere,@aurox031,@crying-in-the-batroom
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