The Famously Blue

she/her not the originator of the tien singularity but perhaps it's biggest advocate.

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[arcturite]

Cut to the core

[tyresw]

shallan davar is really cool

[lordgolden]

KELSIER DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SHOW UP IN PROLOGUES AND EPILOGUES AND FORTNITE I HATE HIM!!!!!!

[seventyeight-moose]

FACT: Job-Afraud made her Atum Halo out of Worm Goop because she didn't want people to realise Regular Angels outpower her.

[tyresw]

Kaladin: "So lately I've been hearing the voice of the Wind speak into my mind"

Jasnah, opening up an elsegate: "We have to get you as far away from the ardents as physically possible NOW"

[silverjirachi]

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

[mclennonyaoi]

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[mclennonyaoi]

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

[mclennonyaoi]

????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[boltstuck]

There's loads of hilarity of this, but I really want to highlight this moment:

whenever you're wondering why these people are acting such fools in these serious moments when their absurdity is on full display, know that its specifically to garner incidents like this.

Someone is pushed to their limit by the idiocy and the idiot turns to an observer and goes "wow, do you see this guy yelling at me? Do I deserve to be treated like this??" And if they play it right, the observer will take their side. That's the entire game.

[vector-field-outpost]

also the muskrat admits that he probably harmed Twitter/X more than he helped, that's also fun

[isdalinarhot]

if you earnestly try to do moashcourse with me you get blocked. i only get one short beautiful life, and im not spending it arguing about moash on the internet. god bless

[vithcy]

Can anyone stop being an anti black racist for a moment? I want a chance at enjoying things again

[vithcy]

I'm not even kidding it's so clear that everyone sees black people and especially black women as some sort of alternate species. I'm getting into doll collection & customization videos because I've been getting into collecting myself and toys and art are supposed to bring me happiness and even there I can't escape the anti blackness. Like... you're lucky if you find a character or doll that's consistently brown skinned and carefully designed in popular brands. Collectors will always favor light skin or fantasy colors anyways. I had to watch a white creator call a custom Garnet doll "dummy thicc" and describe her in progress proportions as "female rappery" why couldn't just have said curvy? You're not funny or cool and I'm very tired

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[demilypyro]

when you mention me your dialogue should turn red to show you're talking about me. you shouldn't be able to mention Emily Roxie Pyro without your dialogue turning red.

[mediocrefantasy]

Super Mario Galaxy-ass dialogue

[demilypyro]

no that'd be more like if every time you mention 💢 me it was in bold and a little emote associated with 💢 me showed up

[tyresw]

So blue is for houses and red is for Emily, got it

[mercurialmanic]

SHALLAN DID NOT JUST PLAY IN KALADINS FACE AND FINESSE HIM OUT HIS BOOTS. STOPPPP SHES SO FUNNY

[privateffdonut]

[lightningbugqueen]

I love rereading Mistborn because Vin shows up at the first venture ball and sees the super intimidating lord venture and I know that one day she’s going to cut him in half with a giant sword

[anremithrl]

I need like, a casual hookup, except instead of sex it's working on math problems together and other such nerdiness, and instead of casual we keep doing it again and again and get married.

[tyresw]

[bread-lord-khubz]

okay but fr how does every team i support lose. how is that possible.

[tyresw]

There is only one solution. You must support England so that they may lose.