I’ve come to make an announcement. Blitzø the imp is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on Stella’s fucking husband, that’s right, he took his imp fucking spotty dick out and he said it was this big and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my
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I’m gonna tell my crush I love her wish me luck everyone!
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Oh my god she killed him
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Hey guys! Just checking in! How is everyone doing today?
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Unpopular opinion but the exterminations are actually really good for you all you’re so caught up in the panic that you don’t realize that it makes it so much easier for you since it’s less populated after that. You all need to stop bitching and complaining about it.
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Holy shit you guys actually killed him
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But we lost a fellow soldier along the way 🫡 rest well brother
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CHARLIE STARTED THIS?!? HELLO?!
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Remember guys! Asking someone how they d*ed and why they’re in h*ll is really rude and invasive! Don’t do it unless you know them well!
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Alastor kinda a hot twunk ngl
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NOOOO OP ALASTOR HAS KILLED PEOPLE FOR SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO HIM DELETE THIS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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You really think Alastor would kill someone with a bleeding fetish?
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Do not forget what you’ve seen here today.
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God AU. Multi-chaptered. Sequel to How to Become a God (Get Possessed).
"Darkness overtook Yuu and enveloped them. Yuu gasped in surprise. There was no way simply turning off Chloe’s bathroom light would do that. Moving to turn it back on Yuu tried to grope for the light switch but their hand met nothing, as if they were floating in space. Before panic could overtake them a bright burst of light flashed before their eyes. Wincing, Yuu closed their eyes and covered them with their hands. When the light faded and their vision readjusted, Yuu opened their eyes."
Yuu is living their perfectly average, normal life, until they are continually summoned, treated as a god, and given a long mission to fulfil. Oh, also, they aren't the only god around. (In where sometimes you can become a god if you're summoned enough times consistently.)
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Hello everyone. I did not anticipate or plan to take five months to update this fic, but life and everything else got in the way. I’m happy to get back to this story as it’s one I have many plans for. I’m so excited to complete this story and I hope you all enjoy this story.
Please let me know and feel free to like and reblog this post. Take care!
Happy OC Sunday: meet the new (good guy) minor OCs of To Guard Against Titans!
First of all, here's Hunter, and the new folks serving under him... Belter Force 99!
(Don't fret! Clone Force 99 is all together as a family and working in separate capacities on Medina Station, from The Expanse. In this case, Hunter was immediately made sergeant in the Border Patrol under President Camina Drummer and leads this task force).
From left to right: Eden Franco (Earther, from Brisbane), Jon "The Boring Tech" Torres (Martian, from Olympia), Hunter (ah-hem), Lars Suzuki (Belter, from Ceres), and Ana Wen (Belter, from Ganymede).
Peep the planet/skull motif, as well as the 99 references on their uniforms.
They face off and snark heavily against other clones and a certain Martian Marine in the first chapter here.
Meanwhile...meet Tech's two assistant engineers!
Former Martian Marine Mai Torres (yes, Jon in Belter Force 99 is her husband), and former platform engineer on Ceres Station, Padrik Flores.
Their names rhyme, even though they are opposites in almost every way. But if there's two things they have in common, it's the fact that they are great at their jobs, and fiercely loyal to their Chief Systems Engineer...good old Tech!
Read them dealing with nonsense here.
Fo da Belt unte de Clonelowda: @thecoffeelorian @eyecandyeoz @merkitty49 @cdblake1565 @sued134 @skellymom
Prompt: “You can’t buy candy corn for trick or treaters! That’s the fruitcake of Halloween!
Fandom: Doctor Who/The Sarah Jane Adventures
Characters: OCs David Yates, Molly Yates, and minor OCs
Rating: G/T (slight language)
Word count: 989
Summary: David celebrates Molly's first Halloween.
Note: This is something of a prequel ficlet to my current Whoniverse WIP.
It wasn’t David’s first Halloween in the States. But it was his first with a child. Before Molly, things were simple. He could simply forget the “holiday” existed. It’s only been in the last decade or two that Halloween really took hold of Britain, even if the traditions originated there. But in America, it’s very in one’s face and a part of the culture, whether it’s about the candy, the decorations, or costumes.
Ken, a coworker, popped his head in David’s cubicle. “So, what are you dressing the munchkin up as?”
David stared at him as if he had two heads. “She’s two months old!”
Ken shrugged. “Yeah, and?”
“I think she’s way too young. She won’t understand what is going on. And most importantly, Molly can’t even eat solid foods, let alone candy,” David replied.
“David,” Ken shook his head. “You’re missing the big picture here.”
David frowns, confused. “I don’t see how, but go on.”
“You’re a young, handsome single man with a baby. You put a cute costume on the kid, walk around the neighborhood, and collect some candy for yourself. And some phone numbers from the single mommies and aunts who took the kids trick-or-treating.”
David’s lip curled. Instead of engaging, he told his coworker that he was staying home.
“Well, that works too,” Ken admitted.
David breathed a sigh of relief.
Unfortunately, Ken wasn’t finished. “You can still get their numbers if you stay home and hand out candy. But the baby still needs to be dressed up. And when you answer the door, make sure you hold her so that the ladies can see that there isn’t a ring on your finger.”
David covered his face. “Oh, my God,” he groaned into his hands. A throbbing started in his temple. “Ken, can you please leave? I’ve got work to do.”
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After he got off work, David stopped at a 99 Cents Only Store before picking Molly up from daycare. He was already regretting letting Ken get inside his head. David quickly grabbed up two of the cheaper bags of individually wrapped candy, a garish green monster pail, and the first Halloween costume that he thought would fit his daughter.
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There was a knock at the Yates’ apartment door. David rushed out of the nursery, adjusting his daughter in his arms. “Coming!”
Molly fussed.
David peered down at her. “Don’t cry, love. You’ve got a clean nappy. Daddy’s got you. You’re fine. You even look cute in that getup.”
She cooed at him, which earned her a smile.
Someone knocked on the door again. David sighed. “Well, here goes nothing. Happy Halloween,” he greeted as he opened the door.
“Trick or treat!”
In the hallway stood two boys and a girl, dressed as Freddy Krueger, the Red Power Ranger, and a princess. The smile that David had plastered on fell when he saw Ken with the kids. “What are you doing here?”
“The ex had a party to go to, so I’m taking the kids trick-or-treating. Also, I wanted to see if you wanted to come along.” Ken peered down at the baby. “Oh, good. You did dress her up for the occasion. Could have found something better than a pumpkin, though.”
David’s mouth tightened. “I already said I was staying in. Molly will be due for a feeding in at least an hour. I’m not packing and lugging around a diaper bag and stroller just so you can pick up women.”
David grunted in pain as a boy in a Freddy Krueger costume kicked him in the shin. “Hey, where’s the candy?”
“Tommy! Don’t be a pain in the ass!” Ken warned his son. “Sorry, about that Dave.”
David glared at the kid. He picked up the pail from a side table, shoving it at the kid. “Here, help yourself.”
The boys immediately started digging in it.
“Eww! Dad, there’s candy corn!” complained the Power Ranger.
Ken gaped at David.
“What?”
“You can’t buy candy corn for trick-or-treaters!” Ken exclaimed, gesticulating wildly. “That’s the fruitcake of Halloween! Stores probably keep that junk in storage year round because nobody buys it.”
David rolled his eyes. “That’s ridiculous. And I happen to like Christmas cakes, thank you very much.”
Ken waved him off. “You’re a Brit. What did I expect?”
Feeling a warning throb of another headache, David was about to order his coworker and kids out of the apartment. He was interrupted by his trousers being tugged on. David looked down to see the little princess, who couldn’t be more than four years old. He crouched to her level. “Yes?”
“I brought something for the baby.” The princess held up a book, The Berenstain Bears Trick or Treat.
“Kelly likes to be read to at bedtime,” Ken informed him. “When I told her that we’d be visiting you and Baby Molly, she decided that your little pumpkin needed a Halloween book.”
David smiled at the little girl. “Kelly, that was very sweet of you. Guess what? Molly likes to be read to, as well. Would you like to say hello?”
The princess nodded and came closer. “Hi, Molly!” She took the baby girl’s hand. Molly gripped Kelly’s finger. “I gave you a book. It’s about Halloween. Your Daddy is gonna read it to you. I hope you like it.”
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David sat down with a sigh. He hoped there were no more trick-or-treaters. The last ones just emptied the pail of candy. Molly finished her bottle right before they came. David just wanted some quiet time alone with his little girl. He noticed the book that Ken’s daughter left on the coffee table.
He picked it up and held it in front of her. “Should we read a new book tonight?”
Molly gurgled in response. She swiped at the book with one hand.
“I’ll take that as a ‘yes.’” David flipped the book open. “The sights and sounds of autumn were all around,” he began.
Clowning around and showing off the Prism NPCs that showed up in Lei's backstory. We have the anxious little Melissa Balm, the drop-dead gorgeous Gigi Legris, and the tired AF Leon Lopez. Whom I might redesign a bit. Gigi Legris was indeed Lei's bestie when she was in the Middle district (Uptown/Downtown)... She tends to call girls she's close to "sweetie, honey, or darling" Depending on how she feels about them. She rarely does this with her male friends unless they're really close or something.
Melissa Balm, a 28 year old synthesis specialist (which Lei is also). She was moved to the Prism clinic in the slums some time after Lei was, likely maybe a year to six months prior to the start of the campaign. She is very shy and anxious (which is probably the reason she got demoted) and generally like a nervous little puppy. She's probably around Ceres' height if not shorter. Lei thinks she's cute (Lei likes small, cute things, especially when she thinks they resemble animals) but does get frustrated sometimes with how Melissa seems to not follow instructions/protocol (also possibly why she got demoted LOL). She is possibly the youngest worker at the clinic and on her off days she probably likes to draw. In my headcanons she also speaks to Ceres a little XD (who also likes to draw. She has pretty bubbly, neat writing (Cuz she and Lei need to label flasks and whatnot. She might forget to label them sometimes XD)
Leon Lopez, a 32 year old general doctor. He was the one who got moved to the slums because he was late to work a few times. The reason why he was late was actually because his father was sick and he was taking care of him. What happened to his father? (Well, he probably died... sorry Leon). He has the signature horrible doctor handwriting that is illegible to most people, which frustrates Lei whenever she has to read anything he's written. Although he comes off as cold and arrogant, he's just really tired all the time (from lack of sleep) and he actually is one of the rare doctors in the world that generally cares about patients. Lei has heard a rumour that he has a boyfriend who is a runner (This is true LOL. His boyfriend's real name is Dimitri, I have not decided Dimitri's runner name XD).
Gigi Legris, probably the most important character out of these three in relation to Lei. She works out in her free time and is into fashion (which is how she and Lei became friends!) She's also a tall queen at 180cm 💅💅💅 (Basically she slays). She met Lei in university and med school and they were the closest to each other during those times. Or at least, to Lei, she was her closest friend in her time in the Middle district. Gigi is very cool, confidence, and won't take BS from other people. She is also 32 like Lei and Leon, and is a synthesis specialist like Lei. She probably originally was doing research work in one of Prism's downtown labs before she later got promoted to an Uptown lab a little bit after Lei got demoted... where she is now... well... maybe you will find out WHEN I GET THE VIS NOVEL WRITTEN :3
As an aside we do find out what happens to Gigi (cuz the DM/Keeper decided to use her PAIN) to a degree (HER FATE IS NOT CONFIRMED YET COPE) but no idea what happened to the other Prism clinic workers... maybe Leon and Melissa are still out in the world somewhere... COPE
Finally finished the cover for ASR Round One! It’s only 8 months after I started posting the story and 4 months after finishing it, but hey, it’s done. See? I’m not procrastinating...
Anyway, feel free to check out ASR R1 on AO3 or Wattpad by clicking the name of the platform of your choice. And enjoy!
