Nope, No, fuck right off!!!!
DICK GRAYSON WOULD NEVER EVER HIT TIM!
Sparring? Yes! Mind control shenanigans? Yes!
Dick Grayson might have anger issues but they are not uncontrollable!
To put it in perspective say Dick accidentally caused an injury that resulted in Tim losing an eye this exact exchange would occur-
Alfred: I’m sorry Master Timothy, we have to remove it.
Bruce: We can retrain your left side this isn’t a retirement level situation.
Jason: clearly no clue what Deathstroke is doing but I’m sure his pirate ass is making the world a worse place. Hey where did Dick go?
(No sooner than the words spoken Dick Grayson in all his glory appeared immediately stopping all conversation)
Bruce: Chum…
Dick: Bruce.
Jason: Big bird…what the fuck?
Bruce: My first ever son, the light of my life WHY IS THERE A KNIFE IN YOUR EYE?!?
Dick: I Fell.
Jason: Arkham would not be enough for this family..
Tim: OMG I MATCH WITH DICK GRAYSON! I’m so sorry about your eye but it’s cool that we can share this!
Bruce:
Alfred:
Jason: Tim please tell me you don’t actually believe he fell?
Tim: What else could have happened?
Alfred: Codependency and lack of PHD’S if only Medical School was as interesting as beating criminals.
Bruce: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO BACK TO THAT!
Alfred: My son could have been a doctor instead he’s a furry and now my grandchildren have no eyes!
Bruce: Sorry we can’t all be Susan’s surgeon daughter!
Alfred: No she made her parents proud!
Jason: Soo is anyone gonna help golden boy or…fuck it I have to do everything in this family!
Dick: Do I have to tell my therapist?
Jason: You have a therapist?
Dick: Yes since I was nine!
Jason: Please tell me her address so I can get your money back and her license revoked.

















