#mission chupacabras

[fizzie-frog]

At the beginning I didn't like Blitz. Like, when I first started the series. But as with time (and as I found out just how damn much I kin him, sadly), I began to really like him. And while I knew my fondness of him was growing, I don't know why it took me a Helluva goat short to have this specific-yet-weirdly-hard-to-describe lowkey feel of "Damn, I just like Blitz more and more", but here I am.

Anyway, here is Blitz with a goat.

He's too pure for a professional murderer.

Also, also...

All hail the IMP VIP goat.

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[onehelluvafan]

Okay, someone at Spindlehorse is a fan of Anastasia, and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

I thought it was just the coat/banner, but I lost it when I realized that even the MOUTHS align with each other.

Idk who the Anastasia fan is at Spindlehorse, but I fucking love this.

[veeeeectory]

Sweet Dreams

[pearpap-ponders]

HE SAID I LOVE YOU TO THE GOAT

[helluvahusker]

Today I was explaining to my coworker how my new pen has a laser and a flashlight on it and he said, "like a cloaca?" And I thought I'd misheard him so I was like, "uh what?" And he went, "do you know what a cloaca is?"

Naturally I told him about how one of my favorite characters canonically has a cloaca and then described the Chupacabra short joke with the cock/pussy/cloaca bit and he found it really funny.

I need to stop telling my coworkers about the shows I watch though, cuz I don't want to get fucking fired 😭

[drama-glob]

Okay, but Blitz and this little goat made a real cute team-up in the new short. ^_^<3<3<3 I also love that Blitz just keeps cheese on him, so maybe he's got a bottle of hot sauce on him too. ;)

[rkoradiopictures]