#mmul

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Hi I can’t sleep and I wanna post shitty art. soooo I wish u could see the brooches and school badges better but it’s bad art it doesn’t matter too much however clementine mention I love her lowkey she’s just a mischievous cat

Guess which ones rose and which one is Jose hehe also before I knew there was a fandom the way I would mention each book is go murder (m) then the number so m9 is tmfm btw!

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writing a fic rn where george is buying a ring to propose to lavinia (sorry ralph, but the hyperfixation does what the hyperfixation wants) and i'm making increasingly convoluted reasons as to why every single member of the main 8 would have specialised knowledge of jewellery EXCEPT for george himself (and lavinia, but she's not there) for maximum crack. so anyway hazel's uncle is now the head of a jewellery company.

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daisy wells lesbian detective my beloved

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I finally drew George n Alexander ! Bro drawing men is so much harder with my mini research the “hourglass” was a desired look so I tried to make them have massive back and the blazers be more sinched LOL I hope it’s for everyday/daywear it’s hard to tell the difference between evening and day clothes -so far only colour has helped- any ways to be more accurate for them lm also mini hazel appreciation on the second slide Alex got a baddie (also the pose is a random photo I found on Pinterest also idk if George would smoke it part of the photo soooo )

Also guys help with tags I want mmul moots :((

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modern!hazel has too many notebooks and never writes in them. modern!daisy has dyed hair and a pixie cut. modern!alexander loses his glasses all the time. modern!george is a crossdresser. modern!amina wears a hijab and does not let anyone give her shit about it. modern!kitty collects crystals. modern!beanie wears charm bracelets. modern!lavinia has a shitton of piercings and tattoos. modern!bertie listens to hozier. modern!harold loves bowties. modern!amanda plays afl. modern!henry almost always wears a scarf. modern!alfred has headphones in or around their neck 24/7. modern!felix never shines his shoes. modern!lucy loves dangly earrings. modern!may hates skirts and socks and stockings, but likes dresses. modern!nuala never uses normal hairties and uses scrunchies instead. modern!eric volunteers at the animal shelter on weekends despite being (mildly) allergic to fur.

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interactions pt 3

Beanie: What a beautiful flower! Lavinia: It's poisonous. Daisy: What a beautiful flower!

Alternatively:

Eric: What a beautiful flower! Nuala: It's poisonous. May: What a beautiful flower!

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more randomly generated incorrect quotes, hong kong crew edition!

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent. May: I choose to waive that right! May: screaming

Ah Lan: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

Rose, tearing up the room: Where are they? Rose, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Rose: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

May: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Ping, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

Ah Lan: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

May: The best person I know is myself.

Shapeshifter: transforms to look like Ah Lan Ah Lan: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Ah Lan (to May): I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Rose: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

May: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

Ah Lan: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!

Ah Lan: I would do anything for money. later Ah Lan, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and- Rose: No returns. Demon: sobbing But it's making me sad…

Ping: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Rose: While I'm gone, you're in charge May. May: Yes! Rose, whispering to Ping: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad. Ah Lan: Obviously.

Rose: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Ping: Apparently, we're not.

Rose: speaking Spanish May: I know, I know. Ping: You speak Spanish? May: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Rose speaks.

May and Ah Lan are planning to break in somewhere May: We need to distract the guards. Ah Lan: Right. May: What are we gonna do? Ah Lan: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. May: Ah Lan: May: Deal.

Rose: It’s time to turn this into a real business. May: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Ping: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Ah Lan: I handle our accounting.

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I just re read th whole Mmul series I wish daisy and hazel were real :((