#movie plot

[killowave]

[enby--ghost]

A movie that is advertised as a standard, schlocky hallmark-esque romcom story, only for it to turn into a horror movie halfway through when the main character realizes that the town is actually a huge cult and that's why everyone acts the way they do.

[thedangerfloofhasreturned]

The Bean Plot Principle

The concept of a correlation between a movie featuring Sean Bean playing a character that survives the plot and that same movie being considered juvenile, low-quality or subpar by the general public regardless of the quality of Bean’s performance

Examples:

Troy (2004)

Mirror Mirror (2012)

Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Pixels (2015)

Exception: Boromir’s Law

In Ridley Scott’s production of the 2015 movie The Martian, Sean Bean features as flight director Mitch Henderson, who survives the plot but makes an overt reference to Lord of the Rings, the film for which also featured Sean Bean as the character Boromir who dies, thus creating a hypothetical loophole for this conceptual correlation.

[wowthatwassuperrude]

thinking about this

[youknowwhoiamassbutt]

So I was blocking a "potential scam" caller, and realized that the button right above "block caller" is the "add to emergency contacts" button. Now I want a comedy action movie about a spy that accidentally hits the emergency contact button instead of the block button when they get a scam call. So the scam artist ends up getting dragged into the world of espionage when something happens to the spy and their emergency contact is called.

[cceanvvaves]

ribs by lorde playing during the ending scenes of a coming-of-age movie where a group of super close knit friends spend their last summer before they pursue different things for college/careers UGH I HATE MY MINDDDD CRYING

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

After weeks of polls, here is the paintball survival horror movie that Tumblr has created (thank you to everyone who voted in the polls!):

A mismatched group of players are forced onto the same team for a special event that quickly turns into a full-scale siege. The defenders - among them an intense off-duty cop (Aaron Paul), a war veteran who treats the match like a real battle (Keith David), a weary middle-school teacher (Yvette Nicole Brown), two bickering sisters with opposite attitudes toward the game (Katie McGrath and Elizabeth Henstridge), an increasingly unhinged divorced man (Ebon Moss-Bachrach), a Best Buy manager (Hugh Jackman), a silent player who the team suspects is an actual hitman (Iko Uwais), a morbid, deadpan girl who narrates everyone’s “inevitable demise” (Jenna Ortega), a visiting K-pop celebrity (Rosé), her no-nonsense manager (Lee Byung-hun), and a relentlessly flirty gym bro (Lionel Boyce) - learn they are massively outnumbered by an enemy team determined to take their base.

During the enemy team’s first coordinated push, the attackers discover a structural weak point in the fortress defenses. In the ensuing scramble to patch the breach, the cop is eliminated, having overcommitted to holding the line and refusing to retreat.

With morale shaken, the team attempts to reorganize, only for the enemy to launch a second, more aggressive assault. The war veteran attempts to rally everyone into a last-stand formation, and the teacher tries to keep the group calm. However, both are eliminated in the chaos of the second storming attempt, leaving the remaining defenders more frightened than before.

The match takes a darker turn when the sister who genuinely loves paintball (Katie McGrath) is picked off by a hidden paintball sniper while trying to run supplies across open ground. Her elimination is treated with exaggerated tragedy by the group, and it visibly demoralizes the team - especially her sister, who already thinks the entire game is stupid (Elizabeth Henstridge). Convinced they are doomed, the cynical sister attempts to abandon the fortress and slip out of the arena, only to be eliminated mid-escape.

Facing dwindling ammunition, the defenders plan a risky raid to steal the enemy team’s paint reserves. The divorced man, already unraveling from stress and paranoia, volunteers for the mission and ultimately sacrifices himself to secure the ammunition long enough for the others to retreat. Armed with fresh supplies and a renewed sense of purpose, the team braces for a final all-or-nothing confrontation as the enemy begins its decisive push.

During the climactic battle, the Best Buy manager charges into danger, while the silent “possible” professional hitman joins him. The Best Buy manager and the possible hitman take out dozens of enemy paintball players. Eventually, their position is overrun and they are both eliminated in a spectacular “blaze of glory”.

As the fortress is nearly overrun, the morbid girl takes it upon herself to confront the enemy team leader directly. In a decisive exchange, she succeeds in taking the leader down, but is eliminated in the process.

In the aftermath, three players remain: the visiting K-pop celebrity (Rosé), her manager (Lee Byung-hun), and the flirty gym bro (Lionel Boyce). The film closes with the survivors celebrating as if they have endured a real war, while the arena staff casually resets the field for the next group.

[everydaym0nstrosity]

The Other Side Of Fear (or) A Cold Kiss Of Death, AKA The Cold Kiss of Death (????).

One evening, while preparing for a session and the day before he is set to travel, a renowned psychic suddenly has a vision of his own daughter's brutal murder by the hands of an unseen killer. Incapable of stopping the violence, he has no choice but to helplessly watch on as the murderer gets away unnoticed from the apartment that she resides in. Immediately, the main character cancels his plans as he changes his course to the foreign country that his daughter was living in at the moment.

The police don't believe him, even after the discovery of his daughter’s corpse and most of the locals are of little to no help so he hires a private investigator who digs up some intricate clues that provide useful for the police to follow and in turn connect two separate murders to his own daughter's brutal slaying. This troubles him rather deeply, if not to the very core. It's not until a fellow rookie cop who discovers the killer’s secret lair is found dead, as well as washed up on the shore of a local beach and tourist destination that they decide to get involved by all means necessary to stop the unspeakable violence.

It's also not much longer until the Psychic also begins to experience apparent hallucinations of his dead daughter haunting him. Is she trying to help him solve the case from beyond the grave, or drive him further to the depths of insanity? At first, the private investigator remains skeptical of all of this until he has a dream in which he witnesses his own death by the hands of an unseen assailant (or is it simply a premonition?). Some of her close friends also make it more than a habit to get involved to try to find whoever is responsible and shed some light on a secret that his own daughter was hiding from him, but this unfortunately proves to be their own undoing. At least except for a couple of them.

One of whom the main character decides to meet at a bar one night in the middle of almost suffering a near mental breakdown and instead has a sensual rendezvous with the young man who tells him more about a side of his little girl that he never knew existed. Just what on earth was his daughter hiding from everyone? As the Psychic then teams up with the private investigator to get to the bottom of things, they happen to delve much deeper into the mystery than they initially thought they would as well as bite off more than they can chew as the rather superstitious and uptight townspeople blame the man’s arrival for the string of recent brutal murders. Will they both solve the case or die trying by this monster of a man that dare not be named?