Slash: And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: $50 limit and no perishable items.
Mondo Gecko: Oh, Slash. I would like a $50 gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Slash: I don't have you, Mondo.
Mondo Gecko: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.
Rockwell: That's not possible.
Mondo Gecko: Perhaps not for an ordinary mutant such as yourself, Rockwell. But for the brilliant mind of Detective Sherlock Mondo Gecko, I legally changed my name, it's quite simply elementary. For you see, Mona Lisa made a face of excitement and honor, which means that she has Slash. Leatherhead has Rockwell. His eyes keep shifting over to him.
Leatherhead, shifting his eyes to Rockwell: No, I don't.
Mondo Gecko: Rockwell looked disgusted, which means he has Pigeon Pete. Alopex didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in. She doesn't wanna participate.
Mondo Gecko: Pigeon Pete moves his mouth when he reads and he quite clearly said "Leatherhead".
Pigeon Pete: I did get Leatherhead!
Mondo Gecko: Muckman has Mona Lisa. He's holding his paper name-side out.
Mondo Gecko: And I have Muckman, which means Slash has me. I'll be taking that gift card. Daddy loves nachos.
Slash: Shall we draw the names again and leave Mondo Gecko out?
Mondo Gecko: NOOO! SHERLOCK WANTS A PRESENT!
