#mumjoe

[hmshermitcraft]

Cleo is a sibling of Mumbo, who is has a crush on Joe, and both Mumbo and Joe want to confess to each other. (Non-spiked) Tea is involved. What's the story there?

Joe starts trying to get any sort of understanding of what Mumbo feels for him by asking Cleo, unfortunately he didn’t expect her to be really annoyed at him, snapping and saying she doesn’t to know her brothers love life (because he kept on pestering her about Joe and how he should ask him out). Cleo tired and annoyed just rants to anyone who is willing to listen like her loving partners, who just shakes their heads affectionately at her before stating at least it Joe who wants to be with her brother and how she already knows how Joe acts and how he’ll never harm her baby brother.

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

mumbo/joe?

Mumbo: Am I really necessary?

Joe: Maybe not, but neither are double chocolate chip cookies, and I think we can agree life would be horrible without them.

[hmshermitcraft]

Mumbo accidentally split himself, now there are six of him (not including himself!) with maid dresses with different secondary colors.

7 hermits looked at each other, and took their respective Mumbo (Including the original.)

There are the rainbow colors, plus pink.

The hermits in question, are:

Tango, who took the original Mumbo (In red maid dress),

Ren, who took the Mumbo in the orange dress,

Impulse, who took the Mumbo in Yellow,

Joe, who took the Mumbo in green,

Jevin took the Mumbo in Blue,

Zed took the Mumbo in purple,

And surprisingly, Wormman took the Mumbo in pink.

Both brothers were surprised when they each had a Mumbo in a slightly different color dress, and so were the two Mumbos

Though now that Mumbo knows that he got split he kinda wants to be put back together just to be the one sole Mumbo, though everyone else had protested and refused to allow two Mumbo in the same place

[hmshermitcraft]

Mumbo was forced into a lot of fancy clubs by his parents as a kid. Robotics, piano, jujitsu, chess, debate, and track. He hated all of them and thought them all a waste of his time. But he's grown a new appreciation for them as he uses each skill to flirt with a different hermit.

Building circuits with Iskall, playing piano while grian sings, surprising everyone and pinning doc in a fight, beating Xisuma in chess, debating with Joe, and racing Ren all give him a connection he never would have made otherwise.

He hated his clubs but his 6 partners made of it worth it.

Is he going to admit that to his parents though

[hmshermitcraft]

🐾 anon

joe probably has the longest hair on the server, having elbow length hair, hes right behind keralis who has waist length hair

mumbo loves it and is often seen running his hands through joe’s hair to either calm down or to just keep his hands busy when he’s not doing anything

While Mumbo is running his hand through Joe’s hair, Joe likes to think of poems for his boyfriend

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #469

Mumbo thought he could handle a midnight horror movie on his own, but he could not. The guy next to him, Joe, ended up comforting him by explaining how all the gory special effects were really just clever uses of wax and makeup. He gave Mumbo his number, “in case he wants to learn more”, but he really hopes Joe had something else in mind.

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Hermitshipcanon #423

Sometimes, the hermits get into elaborate prank wars. So often in fact that formal rules are drawn up, turning them into a long game. Did Joe need to wait for a prank war to kiss Mumbo? No, but bribing him to spy for Joe’s team was a nice bonus.