Oct 30, 2023
my friend and i talking abt helluva boss
him: i like the little pathetic one
me: …moxxie?
him: yeah
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my friend and i talking abt helluva boss
him: i like the little pathetic one
me: …moxxie?
him: yeah
Chaos
"i'm a being of chaos so everything i do is in character" -me just now
Reading fanfic is just making me gayer. Is this a problem?
Someone: *has a problem*
Me: THERE'S A COLOR FOR THAT!!!!!!!!
me, doing my best impression of a drunken santa claus: And to all, a Good Night!
my sister: You’re so dramatic
me:
me: Well, yeah
History 2
we were picking papers with numbers on them and the number u get is the order of ur presentation
me: *is last so i get the last paper*
paper: *is the number 13*
me, in an excited tone: oh, lucky me!
Instead of a shit list, can I have a ship list?
my therapist: it looks like u have problems with relationships
me: *looks at "friends"*
me: *looks at my mom*
me: *looks at my sis*
me: *looks at my online frens*
me: *looks at spotify playlists*
me sarcastically: wonder where she got that idea