#nameks

[dragon-ball-meta]

I love this so much.

[butterflyinthewell]

Headcanon:

Namekian swears are related to swallowing, choking or eating dirt.

The Namekian equivalent to “up your ass” translates to “down your throat”.

“Eat dirt” in Namekian is equivalent to the human “fuck you / fuck off”.

Telling someone to “choke on an egg” is essentially telling them “I hope you die in childbirth” and that’s pretty vulgar.

So the most vulgar, offensive thing you can say to a Namek in Namekian would translate to “Eat dirt, choke on an egg and keep shoving it down your throat” because it’s the equivalent of saying, “Fuck off, die in childbirth and shove the fetus up your ass” to humans.

Caveat: You have to say these things in Namekian for them to be offensive to Nameks.

Vulgarity is so interesting, because in English a lot of it is related to sex and excrement. Nameks don’t really run into that too often among themselves, so…yeah. Just thought I’d have fun with that.

[piccolowife]

Namektober, day 2. Among the nameks, there are those who are dedicated to the cultivation of plants that are essential to their planet. I don't know if what I did was a chibi or a child, well, it's cute ✨💚

[kingsaiyaman]

https://twitter.com/tetsuyo666/status/907050699464179712

[anitoonart]

Hey who wants to help me procrastinate by asking me about namekian biology? I have theories about egg fertilization based on other egg laying species and what we have observed in the anime.

[butterflyinthewell]

Disability headcanon: The Namekian Grand Elder Guru

Birthing over 100 children in his lifetime caused the Grand Elder’s bones to become brittle and weakened his muscles. The nutrients he lost damaged his organs. His eyesight was fading due to cataracts, so all he saw were light, dark and some color.

All of this to repopulate his people.

Over time, he couldn’t stand or walk without excruciating pain, so his children built him a chair to support his spine and knees in ways that don’t cause him pain. The chair reclined when he wanted to lean back and sleep.

His disabilities meant he couldn’t do anything that is beyond reach from his chair, but all he had to do was reach out telepathically and someone came to his aid.

His children attended to his every need, from bathing to bringing him water to describing the view out the window for him. They never complained when he asked for help.

He knew what giving birth repeatedly was doing to his body, but he kept going anyway and has no regrets. There was no greater music to him than hearing his children laugh.

When his time came and he went to Heaven, he was asked what his most notable achievement was.

Without hesitation, he said, “My children.”

He gave everything for them.

[moon1forever]

Dragon Ball Au.

The Flower war.

( Reminder this is an Au✨)

In the beginning there was a woman. Astrilla or in other words. The universe itself. She was lonely, sad.

so she cried, and cried until she made a body. Made of the stars she cried. The boy saw a woman, a mother. So he decided to make her happy.

he created universes. Where she can put the children of her dreams into. And so she did. She bit her finger. Letting the blood drop, drop, drop into these universes. Making species.

Universe 7. A well known planet. As we know, Frost Demons, Saiyans, Nameks, Kai’s, but one of the most forgotten species of all. Was the Flower.

The most silent ones. They could never speak up. But they were true and honest, yet that seemed to annoy the others. During the beginning all of them got along until Saiyans gained pride, Frosts gained arrogance, finally Nameks gained independence. Yet the flowers gained nothing but shake. Everyone mocking for being weak, for being nothing put a plant to step on. They never fought back. Just nodded and smiled.

Yet everyone knows, the quietest ones are the most dangerous.

Part 1.

[bleached]

40?

40. What’s one of your fave love songs?

cherry by rina sawayama