Sooo, I've been rereading ToA, and I need to rant about my stupid-ass mythology obsession, deal with it :3
Why the fuck were the ancient Greeks so stupid sometimes?? like actually why? their ancient mythology is built like Swiss cheese, bcuz the amount of plot holes makes zero sense
exhibit A: in order to free his godly siblings from Kronos' beer belly, good old Zeus famously feeds him a mix of mustard and WINE. Millenia later, Zeus cheats on his wife for the hundredth time, and has a child named Dionysus, gives birth from his thigh, you get the gist of it. Dionysus then invents this beautiful beverage, made of grapes, essentially uses alcoholism to cope with his friend's death. he invented wine, and Zeus was so impressed he made dionysus his cupbearer. See a problem here??
did Kronos go back and fuck up the timeline or something?
orpheus shows up in the underworld after Theseus gets trapped in Dwayne Johnson, yet Theseus is nowhere to be found
persephone's myth is used to describe the origin of the seasons, yet in so many old Greek stories about the titans, the seasons are directly referenced
The wedding of Achilles' parents directly caused the Trojan war, yet just a few years later, Achilles is somehow already a grown man ready to fight??
I should've picked a simpler obsession..