fuck clivesdale (fuck em)

|| asian american || not a minor || she/they || no nazis terfs or aphobes . fuck jkr

[thegaywhoreallylikesmusicals]

[pokotho]

"meet me at a quarter to 5" is way less stressful than "meet me at 4:45" and i stand by that

[dogpuppy]

[t00thpasteface]

a convenient birding guide

[identifyingbirdsinposts]

Staw Bery Northern Cardinal

[catcrumb]

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[slightlyoddbutcharming]

This is probably the best ukulele playing I’ve ever seen. (x)

[orangeisfab]

the witch in the web

you know that scene where Hannah sees Lex and screams her name and runs up and hugs her and for a second she doesn't even think about how it's possible that Lex is there, she just sees her big sister and is overcome with joy. ough my babies.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag

you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova

[thestuffedalligator]

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

[thestuffedalligator]

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

[thestuffedalligator]

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

[thestuffedalligator]

It won the audience choice award, obviously

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[pokotho]

okay so i haven't been keeping up is there gonna be a proshot or digital tickets to the new tgwdlm or is it a live in LA exclusive

[pokotho]

so like is everyone in europe just like a cat or something where they get all their water through their food because why the Fuck are all the cups here so FUCKING tiny

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

when anteaters find an anthill they don't just stick their face in and slurp with reckless abandon. they leave behind enough ants to rebuild the ant society and also don't eat queens. they're not just hunting the ants they are essentially farming them. isn't that the coolest

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

if you reblog this post without my anteater fact i hate you. it's the most important part.

[teaboot]

Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

[teaboot]

You can have harmful beliefs and harmful impulses and harmful urges and not be evil. You can make yourself aware that these things are harmful and take steps to correct yourself and not be evil. You can walk around with the urge to kick puppies all goddamn day and as long as you are capable of redirecting that impulse to something benign then it doesn’t matter. I don’t know how else to say this

[sillyness-incarnate]

Yes, but you are missing the part, where this is okay for everybody, except for me.

[teaboot]

As someone who has struggled with that exact thought, I personally try to kick it back with “if it’s weird to think I’m specially and uniquely better than everyone else, it’s equally weird to think I’m specially and uniquely worse”

[novocaineandroses]

Nah, dude, you don’t get to hide this in the tags.

[bitchesgetriches]

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

[tobaeus]

@ralfmaximus

[ralfmaximus]

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

[tacofriend]

Get peer reviewed!

[curtmega]

Hi, Paul! Hey, Melissa!