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I wonder if I could make a Prime… If I can make a Matrix and decide who can wield it… And I can… I should be able to make a Prime.

My home universe needs a Prime. Particularly a Prime that won’t immediately be killed off by the council for heresy.

Hm.

I can’t attempt this, can I?

#no rung #no you cannot #i mean you can #but #✨ risk ✨#and #✨ consequences ✨

shen qingqiu is a very tactile person imo, he likes playing with binghe and finding excuses to touch him but in like a weird way bc he’s shen qingqiu and he’s just a bit to the left yk. like the headpats we know, he is obsessed with bingbing’s curls (cf. the little braid also same shizun), but he’d also do things like grab binghe’s hand and manually move his fingers like testing the joints, he’d squish binghe’s face - not hard, not to hurt - but just to see the way it moves, deforming with his manipulations and bouncing back into place. they’re laying cuddled up and shen qingqiu is pressing a finger to seemingly random spots on binghe’s body and muttering under his breath, and it’s not until shen qingqiu makes them change positions that binghe realises he’s counting all his moles and freckles. there’s also the lap sitting and generally wanting to be close, to touch, but this specific kind of methodical almost experimental touching is v much shen qingqiu to me

#binghe the consent king doesn’t do this because he likes to get permission first #and sqq gets too embarrassed when he asks #also #SHEN QINGQIU IS A FREAK ABOUT BINGHE #HES WEIRD ABOUT HIM SO WEIRD #MORE OFFPUTTINGLY OBSESSED SQQ PLS #back hugs are binghe’s thing tho when shizun goes for a hug it’s always from the front #can you tell i am touchstarved from the way i post #no #no you cannot #svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #binghe <3

Arthur: I can see the stars!

Me, getting caught up at work, literally stopping in my fucking tracks:

#venus listens to malevolent #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent vague #malevolent spoilers #arthur lester #WHAT DO YOU MEAN.#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN SEE.#NO YOU CANNOT

can i get a factkin mood board of your mom who likes hamilton

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#NO YOU CANNOT #babbles

Can i chew on you

What? No?…

Why would you even want to?…

If you want to know what I taste like, lick a computer.

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Hehe. Emmet has a pokemon that can do taxes. It's a Zoroark and he's called Ingo.

Ingo: for the last time Emmet I am not your assist pokemon that do taxes, stop telling everyone that

Look, Elesa never thinks of Ingo as 'the Zoroark' or anything like that. It was a shock to learn he was actually a Zoroark, sure, but he's still the Ingo she's always known! But. But there is a moment where she watches Emmet try and frantically pull together all of his tax information the first year after Ingo's disappearance and she just can't help but think that...

....ah. the zoroark did the taxes.

#asks #zoroark possession au #and can you blame her?#no you cannot #i bet some other normal pokemon can do taxes though #i bet alakazam can do taxes

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