I hate it when people think I'm being serious or I'm joking...
there's a third thing and that's what I'm being.
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I hate it when people think I'm being serious or I'm joking...
there's a third thing and that's what I'm being.
Hey check out my collaboration on Smule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAbLC28w2T0&feature=share
2005-2015 me!!!! #nojoking #previouspic
Oh. Is that your portfolio? We got a meeting? Tuh. You thought I was gonna not tell you the truth? #FutureBeKnowing #NoJoking #FutureShuttlesworth
Drink the kool-aid
Received 5/7/15 @ 2.13PM: Mayor Johnson, I read a very good and important quote about tolerance on your Facebook page earlier today- "Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs, it's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you." -Tim Keller Please read this quote before the next city council meeting as a reminder how your constituents and other speakers who take the time to attend our city's meetings should be treated, (regardless of what "side" they are on), and particularly when the media is in attendance and news cameras are rolling. Turning the meeting into an attempt at a stand up comedy routine was not impressive, in fact you came across as discourteous and flippant. We have never met, and this was the first meeting I have attended a council meeting with you as mayor, and I was a little taken aback and embarrassed for DeBary last night by some of the remarks and sarcasm coming from behind the council desk, most of which came from you, (not to mention the outbursts of certain "adult" audience members.) I understand you are new to this position and it will take time for you to learn what works and what doesn't. Please practice "walking the walk" of a public servant and if you are unsure what that looks like, take some cues from the "older" guys and gal sitting next to you who conducted themselves with good sense and good manners while asking relevant, thoughtful, questions and exercising courtesy to the people at the podium; many of their questions were ones on my list as well and I was pleased they did the asking, even if the answers were sometimes evasive. Each of you sitting behind that desk was elected to represent the city that I have lived in and supported for 30+ years, and it is my sincere hope at some point you will work as a team and make me proud to support each and every one of you. Most of you earned that respect last night with your thoughtful questions and professional conduct. Strive to be the example others can proudly follow, keep your personal "feelings" to yourself, and lead our City in a good, positive direction for the families who live here and support it. Our children are watching and will feel the effects of policies you put into place during your tenure. Treating and speaking to others as you wish to be treated and spoken to, should be standard policy. Here's another quote- "When you know better, you do better." -Maya Angelou We can all do better if we work together as a community. Sincerely, A concerned DeBary resident
Sent 5/9/15 @ 11.10am: Dear anonymous, Here’s to a sense of humor and not trying to be another status quo politician. "If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be." -Maya Angelou Sincerely, Clint Johnson
I'm watching this is us for like the 50th time in my life.
danielle is queen. from: mia. not danielle. really. no kidding. no joking either. this is all real. not danielle. from mia.
List of important things I still need to do:
- Fuck to Fury of V - Fuck whilst wearing my Gucci scarf - Fuck to Fury of V whilst wearing my Gucci scarf