Eye Candy - New Sterek Crack Fic
An image of shirtless human with delicious looking mewbs inspired my crack goblins to emerge from hiding and with the encouragement of @superfluffycam-blogwrite I wrote a one-shot Sterek crack fic. Here's the ao3 link: Eye Candy
"Once the rest of his fellow geeks spotted him, they started whisper-shouting, "HE HATH ARRIVED!" "OUR LORD HAS GRACED US TODAY!" “NI-NI-NI!" Stiles had become quite fond of these weirdos.
"Yeah, yeah, shut it. I was thinking a little too long about how I should have never answered the ad for this cult, errr, study group. You're all menaces. MENACES I DECLARE! "
Everyone laughed as they set up their books, notes, laptops, and hidden snacks for the next few hours of studying. Stiles had forgotten to silence his cell phone, which had been buzzing every few minutes since he got there.
"Shut the phone off, Stilinski. Who the hell is blowing your shit up anyway?! Your boyfriend? "
An annoyed Quinn raised their right eyebrow at him. Stiles couldn't help but smile at them because the whole eyebrow thing reminded him of his boyfriend, Derek, aka Sour Wolf, aka Baby, aka his everything.
"Alright, my bad, it's my boyfriend. He gets worried if I don't message him before going zero-dark-thirty for hours at a time before our study group. He's a cute lil' nervous Nelly."
Charlie teased good-naturedly, "Here we go again with the delulu-ness. Baaaaabessssss, you're worrying us. Not one singular fucking pic of this mysterious boyfriend, and yet someone keeps blowing up your phone?"
All three of his friends stared at him in silence before rolling their eyes and making comments about how 'factitious disorder imposed on self' and 'delulu behavior' was not a good look for someone busting their ass to become a PhD toting Forensic Psychologist or Criminal Profiler for the FBI someday.'
"He has an 'eye condition', he says, right. As in an 'Eye/I don't fucking exist' condition."
"Seriously, do you have some sort of program running to text you multiple times a day? Is that what you call a boyfriend? "
Stiles gave them all the good ol' President Skroob Space Balls salute before sending a quick text to Derek."
