loml - Dorlene & Background Rosekiller - @taylorswiftmicrofic - 287 words - AO3
Dorcas: Have u guys met the new tenant moving in today
Barty: Rosie, yk I’d never be with anyone else
Dorcas: The hottest person I’ve ever seen
Dorcas: They are the loml
Dorcas: I will marry them one day
Barty: What happened to marriage being a way for men to control and own their wives?
Dorcas: That’s still true but neither of us are men
Dorcas: Ive only had 1 convo with them and I am ready to give my life to them
Regulus: Can you please stop blowing up my phone and just ask them out already, Cas?
Dorcas: They’re so perfect
Dorcas: Awwww, Reggie’s being cute
Dorcas: Everyone screenshot it before he deletes it
[Dorcas, Bartemius, Evan, Pandora screenshots]
Regulus: Fuck you guys. This is the last time I’ll ever be nice to any of you.
Pandora: You love us really
Regulus: Just ask them out Dorcas. The worst they’ll say is no and you can find someone else to fall head over heels for after just one look.
Evan: But when has Dorcas ever done that? She doesn’t believe in ‘love at first sight’ or any of that fairytale crap
Barty: I’ve got to see them, see what has turned our cool, confident friend into a lovesick puppy
Dorcas: Back off, Crouch. They’re mine
Pandora: Wait a minute, what’s their name?
Dorcas: Ik you all think i’m stupid, but I swear I’m gonna marry them, just you wait