#not optimal

[geyfrog]

[thief-anon]

i think i just broke my hand becos i went to catch a big metal box full of playing cards with the back of my hand becos i didn’t want to dent bernard 

[chasingpegasus]

The engine shut down because of the vibrations. I think it’s a safety thing. He just needs to be more careful on the kerbs.

[ternaryflower53]

five happy things

4/28/21

1. my bio ta does check-ins with memes and that's fun

2. i think i said ice cream yesterday but fuck it. ice cream. one of the best parts of today

3. cooking youtube

4. forgot i had an ask for most of the day but remembering it was nice

5. "for legal reasons this is a joke" is just really fucking funny i can't explain it

[weregreatatcrime]

casually sprinkles in more and more autistic spectrum Jim into my writing, with a Dash of Toby's issues handling other people's criticism of his weight

compliments of the chef; throws Loving and Caring Adults Helping Their Kids into your fucking face like a football

[thepiscesun]

bitches excited for wendyvibrator get off my page

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Adora: Twinkle twinkle little star…

Glimmer: How I wonder where you are

Bow: There’s none of you up in the sky

Glimmer & Bow: A thousand years have passed us by

Adora: Twinkle twinkle little star, this depressing song has gone way too far