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weregreatatcrime

Everything is in USD. I also do writing and fanfic commissions! Here's my ao3 for reference!

Safe For Work writing: $15 for initial 1k words + $5 per additional 1k

Not Safe For Work Writing: $20 for initial 1k words - $10 per additional 1k

If I go over the paid for word limit, there is no additional cost.

I will write select Dead Dove and am very well known for sick fics, whump, and hurt/comfort.

I communicate a lot throughout the writing and drawing process and am happy to work in details you want 🧡

I'll do art for anything, big fandoms to original work, but I will only write for fandoms I'm knowledgeable on

Payment is taken up front

2 writing slots open!

3 art slots open!

weregreatatcrime

Due to some difficult things going on in life rn making my empty wallet even dustier, I'm announcing a discount on my usual prices for commissions!

30% off everything! Sketches? $5 per character!

Me and my roommate are in a bad spot rn and things are only getting worse, so I'm really trying to help pad their wallet as I'm disabled and they're shouldering the bills. Or if you'd like feel free to donate my PayPal is https://www.paypal.me/seeyabirches

My roommate @dragabond is also taking commissions and their PayPal for donations is https://www.paypal.me/dragabond

#my stuff #my writing #commissions #writing commissions #art commisions #commissions open #pls reblog #boost #things are not looking good rn #kade has almost no work this month and I'm still unemployed bcz disabled #working on it #but it'll be a hot minute until i have my shit in order to work again

nixcraft

beesmygod

also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.

homeschooledangel

I have an interview today in a couple hours, how did the algorithm know I needed this

faunlord

Btw when they ask if you have questions some actual good options are stuff like “what’s a typical day like in this role” or “is this job open because someone is leaving or is this a new position”

sequintial

Another good question I stole from a reddit post that has really impressed all interviewers (two job offers!) is: "let's say you hire me and in a year you're thinking you made a really great choice. What will I have done to make you think that?"

It gets them talking about what they're looking for in the role, thinking about how you could fit it, and lets you end the interview getting to reiterate how good you would be for the role and how enthusiastic you are for it.

nessataleweaver

If you get the 'tell me about yourself' I've actually had at least one interview where they want to know about you as a person.

It might be worth asking them "Do you mean professionally, to get an idea of my work, or personally to see how I'll fit into the workplace culture?"

benevolentcalamity

Ignis Scientia + Parenting Tweets

cooking-with-hailstones

"The last time any human touched Ryland Grace was an act of horrific violence"

Well... Yes and no.

The last time Ryland Grace was CONSCIOUS of any human touch was when he was knocked out. Absolutely true.

But the last human contact he would have had was Yao and Ilyukhina. Who were told that he was scared about panicking during launch and asked to be sedated. Who did all the pre flight checks before the Hail Mary launched. Who would have carefully, gently carried Grace to his bed in the dormitory, made sure he was secure, and initiated his coma procedure.

There would have been love there. Remember Ilyukhina throwing her hands high and saying "welcome to crew!" Remember Yao saying how he hoped Grace would say yes. Remember how much the crew trusted Grace, Stratt's First Officer, the guy who helped them so much, and was so kind to them, and was the one who they entrusted their preferred methods of suicide to. Who thought they were wonderful and brave.

They would have tucked him in. Maybe brushed his hair out of his face. Maybe said something kind to him before initiating their own coma procedures.

Ryland Grace doesn't remember, of course he wouldn't. But the last human touch he ever had was full of love.

digitalroot

The time has come.

puncertainty

their little lopsided heart… ;~;

(prints + stickers)

cowardsexual

oh my god apparently there's a pre astrophage collection sleepover scene they had to cut that's described as "rocky and grace being two kids at summer camp" that was 1) one of the first scenes jortiz and team ever did on set and 2) so good it set the tone for rocky's portrayal for the rest of the movie. there's no way it's not in the extras for the collector's edition, i literally cannot wait

cowardsexual

here's where the sound team talks about it. it's time-stamped but i highly recommend watching the entire interview, super fun insights on the editing and production of the movie

girlrust

james mentions it in this interview too

stele3

Underrated moment in Project Hail Mary: Grace silently asking Carl if they can pretty-please buy a single Skittles with their government expense account and Carl proceeding to buy him two handfuls.

raviolireptile

Thank you to @fancycake for their hilarious idea that I had to draw

raviolireptile

They made up :) also wanted to show the tags I put on the og post

girlbr0thers

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

girlbr0thers

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.