Midnight Pals: Red Peak
Craig DiLouie: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the children of red peak Guillermo del Toro: ah! you mean DiLouie: no DiLouie: no i don't mean DiLouie: people keep making that mistake but i don't mean
DiLouie: this is a story about three survivors of a childhood cult experience DiLouie: now you wouldn't expect this, but the cult started out pretty okay at first DiLouie: you know, growing vegetables, singing Michael Row the Boat ashore DiLouie: nothing that would lead you to believe it would go bad
DiLouie: now one of these cult survivors grew up to be a musician King: oh! you know i'm something of a musician myself Barker: oh god here it comes King: maybe you've heard of the Barker: stop King: rock bottom Barker: stop King: remainCLIVE CAN YOU NOT FOR JUST FIVE SECONDS
DiLouie: the musician in my book started out doing black metal thrash core DiLouie: but he eventually switched to dark vibe puke wave DiLouie: anyway what kind of music do the rock bottom remainders do? King: um King: we do King: we do um King: covers mostly
King: but don't let that fool you King: we're still pretty cool DiLouie: King: okay, admittedly, we're not dr. demento cool King: but we are FUMP cool DiLouie:
King: but we COULD do dark vibe puck wave DiLouie: puke wave King: yeah yeah we could do that Barker: don't make promises you can't keep steve
King: no no we could totally do dark vibe puke wave King: if i knew what it was King: todd whats dark vibe puke wave Todd Keisling: its kind of like if you took trauma dump witch house and crossed it with mumble shit blood punk Keisling: there's some spider brothel influence as well
King: ok i'm going to retool the rock bottom remainders to do dank hot park wave Keisling: are you doing dark vibe puke wave east coast or dark vibe punk wave west coast? King: uhhhh King: west coast? Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation?
King: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation lite or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic? King: dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation classic ultra or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega?
King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega Keisling: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound) or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (no worm sound) King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound) Keisling: pfft Keisling: poser
Nyx Fears: [incoherent screaming] King: hey you're pretty good at that cacophonous music King: would you consider joining the rock bottom remainders? Fears: no way man! I'll never sell out! Fears: i only play new scream shit gore chunks vomit prolapsed anus thrash death massive internal bleeding head wound rat turd manslaughter murder wave
