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Offensive jokes are meant to be offensive.
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Just because someone makes jokes doesn’t mean they agree with what they are saying.
Stop getting your head stuck up your own ass.
Like yes- you can dislike offensive jokes because it’s not your kind of humor- but stop hating on the comedians and creators that make them and stop spreading false accusations that they are horrible people.
I can’t say this loud enough.
Cannibals be fucking thriving with someone else doing the work for them ✨✌️ This economy is playing into the hands of hungry hungry cannibals who are running out of feet in their freezers👀
Writing good offensive comedy : a study on OSS 117
You ever heard these guys defending offensive shows going “well we can’t be funny anymore why can’t we make jokes about racism it’s clearly satire” and wanted to PUNCH them?
Well, there is a piece of fiction you can steer them towards! Provided they speak french. I don’t know if it has been dubbed or subbed officially.
OSS 117 : Cairo, nest of spies and OSS 117 : Lost in Rio are two french spy comedy movies, released in 2006 and 2009, respectivally. The main character of these movies is Hubert Bonisseur de la Bath, aka OSS 117, a special agent of the french secret service, on missions abroad.
OSS 117 also happens to be a massive dick. Racist, sexist, antisemetic, colonialist...all you can think of. So, you might ask, how can these two movie be really funny and really good with that offensive a character?
Easy. Because there’s a few points that are really hammered in the two movies:
EVERYONE HATES HIM, HE’S STUPID AND HE’S WRONG.
All offensive comedy in the movie doesn’t actually come from laughing at the group that’s being targeted. It comes from laughing at the stupid bigoted man who’s making the terrible remark, and how stupid he is and how everyone wants to punch him.
That’s the key to offensive comedy : if you’re going with irony, you absolutely CANNOT take the risk of it being taken first degree. You need elements in the context that show that racism, for example, is stupid and bad. Laugh at the racist, not at POC.
Anyways, more comedy should be about making fun of how much bigotss are stupid. And that’s the lesson these movies taught me. Also they’re hillarious and revolve on more jokes than the offensive ones.
Deadpool Presents: Once Upon A Zeitgeist Chapter one
warnings: Since this is my attempt at writing in a Deadpoolish way it could be offensive to some. This first chapter is a set up for what is to come. Deadpool of course interacts with other characters and makes sidebars to the reader. This beginning takes place ten years after Deadpool 2. Deadpool will try to explain more as the story progresses. If you have a question for him feel free to send it me way. I will see if I can get him to answer.
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It is Christmas eve in the Cluney family home. Juliet is putting some finishing touches on the tree as the twin boys Peter and Axel Jr. are watching A Wolverine cartoon on TV. There is a knock at the door. The boys get excited as they and Juliet head over to open the door. As she looks through the peephole its Deadpool on the other side. He sees her eye in the peephole and gives her a little wave.
To you Deadpool says, “I know, you say Deadpool why would you visit the house of the man that Died in your second movie? Well, what you didn’t see was I made a promise to take care of his fucking acidic spewing offspring if anything ever happened to him. And well, you know what happened there, so here I am on Christmas eve baring gifts. At least they aren’t baby’s anymore. It was a bitch to regenerate after visiting. Those little bastards use to puke everywhere.”
Opening the door Juliet says, “Hi Wade, your just in time to tell the kids a story before bed.” She leans in to whisper, “Santa has to get their gifts wrapped and under the tree before dawn. And watch your language. I didn’t appreciate having to explain blow jobs to my seven-year-olds after you told them the true love Story of you and Vanessa.”
Deadpool says, “It’s not like I shared our international women’s day festivities.”
Juliet says, “No sex in the stories you tell my boys.”
Deadpool rolls his eyes, “Restraints on my story telling? Fine but later I get to use restraints on you.”
Juliet shakes her head refusing to acknowledge his suggestion.
To you Dead Pool says, “I don’t know about you but if I was reading this story and heard no sex, I would go read another Fanfic where Dead pool hooks up with you or that Pretty boy Ryan Reynold’s bangs you three ways til Sunday or if you’re here for that Zeitgeist actor, Bill Skarsgard you probably want to be fucking him. Hell, you probably want to fuck that IT, clown. I know I would. Don’t worry, I’ll put some headphones on the kiddies and this story could just end up being a fuckfest.”
When the boys saw it was Deadpool at the door their enthusiasm waned. They went back to watching Wolverine.
Deadpool walks over to them., “Hey kids, look who’s here to tell you a story.”
Axel Jr looks up at him without moving his head, “We thought Uncle Logan was at the door.”
Deadpool says, “Didn’t he Die in the last movie?”
Peter sticks out his tongue. Then he spits acid which lands in the middle of Deadpool hand making a nice sized hole.
“That’s not real. It was just a movie.” Peter tells him.
Deadpool says, “Sure, nothing in movies is ever real.”
He winks at the reader.
Deadpool sits between the boys. “What are you watching?”
Peter keeps his eyes glued to the TV, “We are watching a cartoon X-Men with Wolverine. He is cool as fuck.”
Still putting up decorations Julia says, “Watch the language buddy or Santa won’t bring you that special gift you wanted.”
Deadpool grins, “Can I get a special gift later?”
Julia rolls her eyes, “We’ll see but I am pretty sure you have been a very naughty boy this year.”
Deadpool says to you, “As soon as these brats are asleep, I think I will be giving her a package for Christmas. That’s why I’m naughty. Don’t tell Santa.”
Deadpool turns his attention back to the kids, “How about a story about one of the coolest guys I’ve ever met?”
Axel Jr says, “Wolverine?”
Deadpool says, “Enough with the Wolverine. There are a lot of cooler heroes than him including your Dad.”
Axel looks up intrigued, “You know our Dad?”
Juliet says, “He killed him.”
Deadpool waves off her comment. “That is not true. It was the garbage truck that Killed him.”
Juliet yells, “He was jumping out of that plan for a mission that you convinced him was worth it to help humanity or some bullshit when he landed where he did. So, in essence you killed him.”
The boys stare at them fighting like they are watching a ping pong tournament.
He turns to the boys, “Go get ready for bed. I’ll tell you all I know about your father and how no part of his death was my fault.”
Deadpool says to you, “You don’t think it was my fault, do you? Besides, I read somewhere he was cut in half before and somehow came back with bionic parts or something like that so you never know if he will show up in the next Deadpool movie or an X-Force movie.”
The boys get their Wolverine PJ’s on and get into bed. Deadpool sees their PJs and shakes his head. “I think Santa needs to bring you Deadpool PJs”
Alex and Peter at the same time say, “No thank you.”
Alex says, “Mom doesn’t let us watch Deadpool movies because the swears and S.E.X. The X-Men movies we are allowed to watch don’t have that stuff.”
Peter says, “Tell us about Dad. I bet he didn’t swear at all.”
Laughing Deadpool said, “Of course not.”
Deadpool says to you, “He fucking swears more than me. He used the word Fuck to both describe how he enjoyed Julie and just to get his fucking point across. Among other words the actor chose during add libs that I guess are a complement in Sweden but are taboo here.”
Deadpool turns back to the kids, “Ok kiddos, snuggle down in your beds. I will tell you all about your Daddy.”
Scary Movie (2000)
everyone sleeps on max and its so irritating, he's doing great and putting out great content
That’s exactly how I feel.
I made another Lupin III poop! Enjoy! 😁