#oleato

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The Oleato replaces creamer with a spoonful of olive oil. Starbucks says that its Partanna extra virgin olive oil has “an unexpected, velvety, buttery flavor” that enhances the coffee “and lingers beautifully on the palate.” 

https://www.verywellhealth.com/starbucks-olive-oil-coffee-7153117#:~:text=Starbucks%20recently%20announced%20a%20new,from%20mixing%20it%20with%20coffee.

[im-deathly-scared-of-zombies]

Custie really tried to scam me into giving her free coffee but proceeded to ask for the most branded Starbucks drink ever, the oleato….ma’am we don’t put olive oil in our coffee here ma’am.

[fromkenari]

corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

[stagnantstruggle]

[pillsburycatboy]

Requesting the barista put more and more olive oil in my Starbucks Oleato Cafe Latte until they burst into tears, oil flowing over and coating my cup, their hands, the floor

[ramsaybaggins]

Forget omegaverse, Oleatoverse has *true* self-lubricating assholes

[meilas]

Oleato latte

UPDATE: I made this wrong. I was supposed to put the olive oil in the milk and THEN steam it.

the correct version tastes just as bad though

[vanbeany]

So, I tried Starbucks new Oleato coffee. Save yourself from stomach upset and everything that entails.. don’t drink it. Apparently, caffeine and olive oil join forces to become a laxative. It’s no joke. Why are they selling it???