🎺 Pillsbury Catboy 🎺

Jewish and Anti-Zionist and in law school and mad || welcome to the hellevator (any pronouns) ✡️

[pillsburycatboy]

*Waving my hands around, divining* I sense a presence in this house with an estranged relationship to femininity.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

"Hawk Tuah" was a four-month psychological experiment conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It has now ended. All participants will be arrested shortly

[tooies]

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[pillsburycatboy]

My neopronouns are too strong for you traveler. My neopronouns are fit for a beast let alone a man.

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[byjove]

this story is so funny that it makes me want to become a personal injury attorney. we’d be giggling all the way to the bank.

[millerkaz]

ocelot: we have a new recruit. kaz, the name

kaz: (throws dart at wall full of adjectives and animals) horny (throws another dart) slug

ocelot: Welcome to diamond dogs horny slug

[metalgearheritageposts]

MGS Heritage Post

[viktor-the-leshen]

[porer]

[nem23]

[storywonker]

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

[storywonker]

Lola De La Mata speaks to Patrick Clarke about how her experience with severe tinnitus and vertigo fed into her new album Oceans On Azimuth

Source

[bisexualbaker]

Transcript:

The most mind-blowing moment, not only for De La Mata but the scientists too, came when they managed to actually record the sounds that she heard in her ears – which now appear as ‘Left Ear’ and ‘Right Ear’ which begin sides A and B on the album – and in doing so opened up questions about the nature of tinnitus itself. “The NHS definition is that it’s a phantom sound that your brain is creating, that it isn’t something ‘real’, so you should try to ignore it.” By having De La Mata place her ear into an anechoic chamber, with an ultra-sensitive microphone perched in her ear canal, they were able to provide significant evidence to the contrary. “After the first recording of it, it was ‘There’s no way, this isn’t possible.’” They tried again with her breath held, and again with her tensing her ears, and again with other members of staff, but each time it became apparent that yes, the noises De La Mata hears are seemingly something physical.

[treecitysessions]

[retroactivebakeries]

[dracotheocracy]

[musecalliope]

[pillsburycatboy]

Coming out to my three dads as bi and they say “we are so disappointed,” “I can’t believe my child is toxic,” and “ummmm OK… anyways” respectively.