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Growing old is like climbing a mountain - the higher you get, the more you realize you should quit climbing mountains.

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In my Experience People Who Say They Aren't Made of Money Usually Haven't Had Their Organs Harvested

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Two Heads Are Better Than One Unless They're Meth Heads

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You're either lactose intolerant or end up with diabetes.

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You know you're an adult when you can voluntarily take your own nap naps.

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You may never be the life of the party but you will always be the afterlife of your funeral.

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When I went to rock climbing school I got suspended in the first week.