#oof help

[a-weird-pokemon-family]

I relate to Surface Pressure more than what should be healthy

[stargirlfics]

There’s honestly nothing hotter than a Dom that doesn’t have to be “mean” and “angry” ALL the time to get you to listen. Like when you can be like “hey look at me love. I know you’re a little grumpy because you missed your nap today, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to be a brat. Fix your attitude, I won’t tell you again. Okay?” in such a soft but strict tone and then you’ll just nod and they’re like “use your mouth” UGH YES DISCIPLINE ME DADDY

EXACTLY 🥺🥺🥺 sometimes the calmer they are the more it’s like oh they’re really not kidding around and then even coaxing you to behave by saying things all sweetly but still firm that make you feel all small and like you want to be good! Amazing, outstanding, inject it into my veins!

[amontageofhell]

Does anyone else fear every time they get a headache, that it won't ever end and that you'll probably have to spend a whole lifetime with that headache or am I just overthinking

[limitless-rose]

The Signs as things I heard in school

♈ Aries: *angry guy playing volleyball with annoying classmates* ARE YOU THAT STUPID, YOU JUST HAVE TO HIT THE BALL- Oh ffs, I want to switch teams, you guys suck. NO, Y'ALL CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO AWAY.

♉ Taurus: *student is told to stop eating* BUT MISS, I'm like SO HUNGRY and the break was too short, please I need food- *another student, in defense* Yes miss, we're dying of hunger, please let her eat.

♊ Gemini: Guyyys guess whaaat, the teacher is not coming, let's all cry together, boo hoo hoo *sarcasm*

♋ Cancer: *forced smile and teary-eyed when asked "Is everything alright??" multiple times* Y-yeah, totally... I-I just had a rough day and all... *sniff* I-I'll try to be more p-positive, t-thank you...

(That was literally me today in afternoon school, lmao, oops-)

♌ Leo: Yeah, basically I'm skipping the last two periods to go have some coffee with my friends. How about you? You can come with me if you want!

♍ Virgo: Well sorry, but I've read aND LEARNED BY HEART EVERY ONE OF THESE RULES THAT YOU'VE TAPED ON THE WALL, and it doesn't say ANYWHERE that you can kick me out just because I JUMPED UP A FENCE when the gate was closed and RAN ALL THE WAY UP HERE so that I wouldn't miss your lesson. FUCK PHYSICS, I'M GONNA BECOME A LAWYER AND SUE EVERYONE.

♎ Libra: *teacher gives a certain task to each student whuch includes going in a specific location* I want to go there too! No, wait, this one is better! But that's not fair, I was about to pick that one. NO, OMG, I HAVE TO GO THERE.

♏ Scorpio: *talking about how funerals are uncomfortable because of the heavy atmosphere and someone jokes about a personal experience* Hahahaha, umm, I'm totally laughing at your comment and not like disrespecting the dead person by laughing on the subject of funeral.

♐ Sagittarius: So if the teachers aren't willing to help us organize this 5 day trip and coming with us, we are gonna protest by locking the school and not going to our classes. Who's with me?

♑ Capricorn: I mean, yes, not having classes is fun and stuff but what about the grades of this semester? Or our finals?

♒ Aquarius: *after half the lesson had passed because the teacher was talking about something else* Alright, as the vice president of the class, I have an announcement to make. We need to have a class discussion about all the things we need to take care of so could we please do this right now? *teacher rolls eyes in disbelief*

(Okay but like for my classmates "class discussion" = 5 minutes of actual discussion and 40 minutes of yelling/fighting/causing chaos because of all the things they throw at each other, oh my lord help)

♓ Pisces: You know, I think we should all just take a break from all that stress and do something relaxing, like going on vacation together! So what do you think about traveling to Bahamas?

[ivefallenfordemonsandicantgetup]

OK does strength of card determine surprise guest frequency? Because this game has thrown Satan at me like 8 times consecutively, and he's my only UR with two SSRs on team.

I mean, I do want to romance these boys to the fullest extent possible, but I wanna play with the others too. :(

Edit-

fUcK mE fAm, I finally got Luci after like the 10th time.

[bad-exo-imagines]

Me hearing about all this kyungsoo drama hours later after it been solved cause i was too busy drunkenly dancing to one direction for hours:

[fandomsandboozereuploaded]

Yall ever say fuck it and look at your self shirtless in the mirror and start to disassociate and wonder how life would be like as the opposite gender and if you'd be happier as the other gender then start to question your gender in the span of like 15 minutes?

Cuz this just happened and I feel confused and oof.

Like I like being a girl but like since I was a kid I've always liked the thought of being a boy??? Help???? What's going on???

Ok like I never ever look at myself in the mirror for long periods of time and I decided to so I could try and give myself body positivity but all I did was make myself even more uncomfortable in my own skin. Like am I questioning my gender or am I just disassociating so hard that I cant even see myself in my gender?? I like being a girl but I also like the thought of being a boy. I'm having a hard time with this and dont know what to do.

[very-stressed-waffle]

I was just reminded of something: I love Benny the friendly vampire as much as anyone, but half the time I can not understand his accent and language from like 800+ years ago