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Pulled this while thinking that this morning was busier than it usually is lmao
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5 November 2025
Pulled this while thinking that this morning was busier than it usually is lmao
So many people over the years have reacted with shit like "DOLLS ARE SO CREEPY OMG what if they KILL YOU in your SLEEP and what if they're HAUNTED" when I tell them I collect dolls and stuff and like. Bruh. They're literally just sitting there. Looking pretty. Doing fuck all. Why are you so scared of them! And I'm a doll. Are you scared of me? Like. Me and the girls literally just sitting here doing nothing and these people start being loud as hell about how much they hate us.
"Ohhh what if they're ALIVE" then we're having a tea party! We're gonna gossip! It's gonna be great! And if they're haunted then that's fine too! Living dolls or haunted dolls, does not matter to me cuz they are all VALID!
I have run into very few dolls that legit creeped me out and it was honestly more that they had a very intense vibe they just wanted to be left alone and so I respected that. It's not that hard! Like! Girl calm down they are not gonna hurt you! Goddamn!
chapter one: learning and knowing
summary: working as a barista in dc, you meet a man named javier peña, closed off and grumpy, and decide that you want to know him in any way he'll let you.
pairing: javier peña x f!reader
warnings: none for this chapter! but soon it will be 18+ so take that as a warning i guess?
word count: 1.4k and not even read through- lmk if you see any typos lol
notes: i really just pulled this out of my ass y'all i got so excited about these characters! let me know what y'all think and my messages are always open for feedback and ideas, just remember my main is @journeystofearless :) this chapter is really just me trying to flesh out these characters a bit more- action really begins in the next one !
series masterlist
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you meet javi on a sweltering day in june. while his body moves hurriedly, his face appears calm, save for the eyebrows halfway up his forehead. you are behind the cash register, walking an older gentleman through his coffee order when he catches your eye.
he has sat down by the corner window, his leather jacket pulled tight over his broad shoulders as he leans into the table. the jacket pulls your attention first, because who wears a jacket in dc in june? but as he leans back further into his corner to let the shadows play over his dark face, you realize he is there to watch, to blend into his surroundings.
Sometimes you have to take yourself out on a coffee date. You always have to get to know yourself.
Self care tips. #2
@indomitablepride {continued from this coffee giving ask}
“How about being here instead of where I should be, which is dead and in Hell?” The older Saiyan answered the question with another, and an amused chuckle. After taking a sip of his own coffee, he added another reason why he’d be so kind to bring over a cup for Vegeta. “And because it’s Christmas. Or close enough to it for Chronoa to be alright with me visiting. Not sure why she’s okay with it, but people are more generous about things this time of year. Guess that’s my present for being a good mentor in Conton City.”
over coffee masterlist
dea agent javier peña is back in dc, and after discovering your coffee shop, decides to stop by every single day. he finally gets the courage to ask you to dinner, but will he let you know the real man under the bulletproof walls he has up?
javier peña x f!reader
warnings will be by individual chapter, but there will eventually be adult content so 18+!
chapters with smut will be marked with **
prologue: the beginning
chapter one: learning and knowing
chapter two: city lights and sandwiches**
ongoing!
chapter two: city lights and sandwiches
summary: working as a barista in dc, you meet a man named javier peña, closed off and grumpy, and decide that you want to know him in any way he’ll let you.
pairing: javier peña x f!reader
warnings: 18+ explicit! - oral (f!receiving), clothed!m/unclothed!f, soft!dom javi deserves his own warning, use of 'good girl' bc i got self-indulgent, lmk if i missed anything
word count: 1.1k
notes: i'm sooo late and i'm not even sure about this chapter lmao- lmk how you feel! if you want to be added/removed from the taglist, just message me! (remember my main is @journeystofearless)
series masterlist
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together in his beat-up jeep, you gaze at him from the passenger side while he shifts gears, the veins in his arms rising to the surface of his skin. you find yourself wishing you could hold him, kiss him, even in this tiny car.
Imagine this bit of conversation between Beegle Beagle and Top Cat over coffee
BEEGLE BEAGLE, ever fascinated: If you ask me, TC--if I may call you so-- TOP CAT: It's alright by me, Beeg; we're rather close types personality-wise! BEEGLE BEAGLE: OK, TC ... doesn't it seem fascinating travelling all over the place with a supersized gorilla such as could make King Kong look like Magilla Gorilla, if you know what I mean ... TOP CAT: I certainly hope the roof of your van is reinforced all the more to support the giant simian's weight-- BEEGLE BEAGLE: Thanks for mentioning it--and I admit such didn't come about without significant cost! After all, a 40-foot-tall gorilla like The Great Grape Ape isn't your ordinary simian, especially when purple table grapes drive him rather crazy! TOP CAT: Which has me wondering whether you've tried other varieties of table grapes, such as pink, red or green such, to see if that giant ape of yours can act more placid! BEEGLE BEAGLE: Now that you mention it ... red table grapes in particular don't have the same impact on my purple pal as purple such. Even less so with green! But still, he can't resist table grapes ... [Coming into the scene, we find--] THE GREAT GRAPE APE: You said it, Beegly Beagly ... Grape Ape! GRAPE APE!!