#p words

[photoblogdujour]

Purple Calibrachoa pointedly purporting to prolifically publish purple prose post-hummus-ly. (After eating ground chickpeas, tahini, olive oil and garlic, not posthumously, dear reader).

[photoblogdujour]

Pretty petty purty pussy. Precious precise precancerous precooled puree. Precocious precipitating pasteurizing palpatator. Purified precursory purser. Predictive predatory pompous purging pink purpler. Prognosticating purposeful preexisting penguin. Ppppplease permit pme pto pcontinue.

[larevueerotique]

[that-conlang-dude]

All toki pona words: p roots

pakala: Noun: Accident; Mistake; Destruction; Damage Transitive verb: To screw up; To ruin; To break; To hurt; To damage; To spoil Intransitive verb: To screw up Interjection: Damn!; Fuck!

pali: Noun: Activity; Work; Project Transitive verb: To do; To make;To create; To build Intransitive verb: To work; To function Adjective/Adverb: Active; Operating; Working

palisa: Noun: Rod; Stick; Branch; Long, typically hard object

pan: Noun: Grain; Cereal; Bread

pana: Noun: Transfer; Exchange Transitive verb: To give; To put; To free; To release; To send

pi: Separator: Of; Belonging to

pilin: noun: Feelings; Emotion; Heart; Feels Transitive verb: To feel; To sense; To touch; To think Intransitive verb: To feel

pimeja: Noun: Darkness; Shadows; Black Transitive verb: To darken Adjective/Adverb: Black; Dark

pini: Noun: End; Tip Transitive verb: To finish; To close; To end; To turn off Adjective/Adverb: Completed; Finished; Past; Done

pipi: Noun: Bug; Insect; Spider

poka: Noun: Side; Hip Adjective/Adverb: Neighbouring Preposition: With

poki: Noun: Container; Box, Bowl; Cup

pona: Noun: Good; Simplicity; Positivity Transitive verb: To improve; To fix; To repair Adjective/Adverb: Good; Simple; Positive; Correct; Nice Interjection: Great!; Good!; Thank you!; Cool!

[charliecapen]

Do they make diapers for people's mouths? Because this election season practically warrants them.

[savbro11549]

I'm really jealous of all the girls with understanding and affectionate baby daddy's cause mine acts like I'm not growing a fucking human and questions every thing I do/complaint I make. I don't want to have sex, the baby is causing so much pressure I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. I can't sleep against the wall, I get up a million times a night to pee and that's just ridiculous. I can't handle your fucking attitude so cool these days, my hormones are raging. And why the fuck do I have to ask for back rubs or to have my hair played with? What's the fucking point when the affection isn't genuine?

[x-files-dictionary]

Petulant

(Adjective)

1. Childishly sulky or bad-tempered.

2. Wanting to see the protagonists of a television show spend more than 10 seconds together.

See also: Hypocrisy

[x-files-dictionary]

Platonic

(Adjective)

1.  (Of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

2. Definitely not Mulder and Scully’s relationship during and after Season 7 (at least).

See also: ATTHS