plss jojolands content!!! i really like the characters.. mostly the main cast (esp paco 🗣🗣) and i think im down for anything..
General Relationship Headcanons
characters: jodio, dragona, usagi, paco, charming man
tags: sfw, established relationship, reader is a stand user, super sweet, i use she/her prns on dragona :3
a/n: i need all of you to get on jojolands, its so good so far. charming man and usagi are my favorites.
Jodio Joestar
- you're very much an unserious couple, or at least thats what he likes to think.
- he likes making jokes, he enjoys being able to have fun with you. and if you match his humor then its a match made in heaven.
- he's not really the overly affectionate type, he won't initiate a lot of things. you kinda have to take the lead.
- he'll hold your hand but kissing? hugging? cuddling? thats all you and he follows your lead.
- he'll spoil you with a big goofy grin on his face. he'll stuff something into his pocket and steal it from stores. a key charm, or a piece of candy. or he'll steal something from someone and give it to you.
- he's also not good with words, he wont sugarcoat anything if he wants something or needs to tell you something.
- he thinks its super cute when he catches you wearing his clothes. he'll let you keep a hoodie or two.
Dragona Joestar
- likes to take pictures and videos of you two doing anything. she's got albums dedicated to certain occassions, like a mini vlog in her gallery.
- its very easy to impress her, she's always thrilled whenever you show her something.
- she's always dragging you to try new places with her. hey, she's driving! you can sit in the passenger seat like a princess while she's blasting music.
- has a music playlist dedicated to you and how she feels about your relationship.
- uses cutesy petnames when she's referring to you. likes to say "baby", "honey" and "cutie" a lot.
- loves hugging and giving you kisses, especially when she stands behind you.
- always texting and calling you, especially when she hasn't seen you in a while. you're like her number one person in her contact list.
Paco Laburantes
- overprotective as all hell. and he doesn't even do it on purpose, he's just hyperaware of a lot of things.
- he doesn't want to come across as overbearing, of course you're allowed to be as free as a bird. but he's keeping a close eye on you just to make sure you're safe.
- likes to tease you a lot but it's through jabs and mockery. its all playful but he gets a kick out of making fun of you.
- likes to slip his hands on the back of your pants pocket when you're not holding hands.
- not really a fan of pda, he likes to keep that kind of stuff behind closed doors. not because he's shy, but he doesn't want to look vulnerable in front of the others.
- also when he's with you, any of his affection is personal. it shouldnt be anyone else business.
Usagi Alohaoe
- it's like you're stuck in the 'honeymoon' phase with this guy. everything IS sunshine and rainbows. you're both very happy together.
- everyone is bothered by how happy you are together. always holding hands, sharing an ice cream cone together, drinking out of the same straw. its so sweet its gross.
- likes to always surprise you with gifts or secret dates. walks up behind you to cover your eyes and he's super giddy.
- to add on to that, he also likes to cover your eyes behind you and go, "guess whoooo??"
- your number one glazer, he thinks any and everything you do is so cool and he lets you know.
- you're a very cutesy couple, you're like each others half's. if anybody see's usagi by himself, the follow up question is always asking about you. and vice versa.
- a little shy about kissing, he always squeezes his eyes shut and puckers his lips but he doesnt move. you're the one who leans in lmao.
Charming Man
- enamored with you, he lives and breathes through you and he makes it known that he loves you and only you. like yeah, he's thinking about you constantly.
- can be very blunt and honest, sometimes its out of the greater good. like if your underwear is showing he will tell you, or if theres food stuck on your teeth.
- he's like your knight in shining armor... but without the shining armor. so.. a knight. he will shield you away from anything that could hurt you.
- has a habit of staring at you. you could be mindlessly talk about anything and he just loves the sound of your voice. he'll stare at your lips too.
- always visits you at your house or your room. he'll stay the night too.
- doesn't mind pda, he'll initiate a kiss and holding hands. but you're always the one whose gonna hug him more often. but behind closed doors he's on you like a koala.
- keeps anything that reminds him of you. or bonus points, anything that smells like you. he wants every piece of you to be part of him.












